Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim
Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim
Chapter 4: Weenie Stand of Doom
Mike walked around to the other side of the stand. There was a door with writing on it that Mike couldn't understand. He cocked an eyebrow saying, "Hello. What do we have here?"
Mike tried to figure out what the sign on the door said but he had no idea. "Hmm . . . must be a maintenance entrance or something." Mike reached for the handle and turned it. It was opened. Mike looked around first before entering. "Whoa." Mike was at awe at all the Irken technology. The entire structure was one gigantic room. Mike could've barely made out the ceiling. Everywhere he looked there was either a machine sitting there silently or a team of robotic arms fixing some sort of gizmo. Mike heard a voice coming from somewhere in the place but he couldn't point it out. He started moving through pieces of machinery inconspicuously until he found a large open spot. Mike peeked one eye out from behind a column of cables. He saw a humongous screen with two tall Irkens on it in some sort of control room. They were talking to an Irken in the room which was about as tall as Mike.
"So you will be able to aquire every last bit of it with this plan?" the tall Irken with purple eyes said.
"Yes my tallest. This plan is fool-proof, not even Zim and that . . . human will suspect a thing." The Irken sounded like a female, with a slight British accent. "But just incase, I will make sure to take care of them both this time before I start my plan." "Good. Then Zim will stop calling and annoying us." The tall red-eyed Irken said.
'Hmm . . . I wonder what plan they're talking about.' Mike thought. 'I better get out of here and regroup with Dib.' Mike was about to make his way back to the door, when he tripped over a rather large cable and hit the floor with a loud THUD. The Irken turned around and looked in Mike's direction. Mike lied perfectly still, hoping not to be seen. The Irken turned back around, which gave Mike the opportunity to hide behind some big computer. 'Whew that was too close.' Mike thought. All of the sudden, he had the feeling he was being watched. He looked down to see a black cat with big red eyes. "Well hey there little guy. How'd you find your way in here?" Mike said in that weird voice that you only talk to a pet in. Suddenly the cat started to become all blurred, and then reappeared as a little robot like Gir except a little different.
All of the sudden "Intruder Alert" can be heard throughout the whole building, as if the robot was wired to the security system. "Damn" was all Mike was able to get out before the robot took a swipe at Mike with its big right arm. Mike managed to dodge it, but he couldn't evade the whole robot which lunged at him and clung to his chest, electrocuting him with a tazer. Mike stumbled out of his hiding place, in plain view of the female Irken and the two on the screen. Mike managed to get the robot off him and threw it in the direction of the alien. "What are you doing in here you human?!" the Irken said, unleashing her spider legs and slowly walking towards Mike. He could feel death on him as she approached. "Uh I was . . . uh looking for the bathroom." Mike was hoping that she would buy it, but the look on her face said otherwise. "You know what I hate about humans? They just love to stick their disgusting noses into anything interesting. And you know what? I love squishing them!" She raised one of legs and thrusted it at Mike attempting to stab him. Mike dodged it and was now beneath the Irken who was up in the air. He swept out all four legs and the alien fell on her Pak, damaging the main joints on the spider legs. She retracted them and ran at Mike at full speed with a punch. Mike blocked it and threw the alien over his shoulder and slammed her into the ground. Before she could get up Mike pinned here with his foot and pulled out a pistol from a holster inside his shirt and pointed it in her face. "You . . . you beat me in two moves. How did you do that?" She said with amazement. Mike was about to comment when he noticed the two tall Irkens still on the video screen, who have felt it necessary to eat popcorn and soda as if they were watching some fight scene from a movie. "Do you mind?" Mike asked them. "Actually, yes. Yes we do." The red one said. Mike didn't want to bother with them, and shot the screen to cut the transmission. "Hey! Those were my leaders on that line!" the Irken said. "You can call them again some other time. Now look don't make me shoot you." Mike took his foot off the Irken and backed away slowly to the exit, with the gun pointed at her still. Mike felt a rush of air on the back of his right leg and looked down at the robot that had attacked him earlier. It had some sort of injector in its hand. Mike started to feel dizzy and fell to the ground unconscious.
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