Chapter 5

Sexual Advice From the Pros

It wasn't the best morning for Toushiro, thanks to his work load and distracting thoughts. Kuraime obviously knew something that he didn't, but that "something" would remain in shadow until he met back up with the new captain later on in the evening. He stamped document after document, until he could've sworn he was seeing the same sheets over again. The sun's rays had kept his office bright for the most part. After looking at the cieling for God knows how long, he walked over to the window and let the light reflect of his handsome tan skin.

He had to face it; he wasn't worried about paper work as usual, he was worried about what to do when he finally reached Kuraime's house. He never had a relationship before, so when it came to sex and love, his ignorance was great.

The door to the 10th Division office opened, allowing Matsumoto to lazily walk in and plop on the couch. Toushiro gave her a scowl, thinking how insolent it was for her to come in and not expect to do a thing but sleep. Then again, Rangiku was incredibly sexy. She must've had some relationships in Soul Society.

It's worth a shot.

"Matsumoto," Toushiro got her attention. " I'm sure you've gone on dates before. What have guys given you."

Toushiro didn't get an answer right away. Rangiku pondered the question and looked at the roof...then it clicked. Her eyes brightened and she gave her Captain a big grin. In an instant, she was hugging his face against her lovely breasts.

"Has my Captain finally found his true love?" she said a a shrill of joy. "This is great! I'll give you all the pointers you need! I'm soooo happy for you, Captain! Tell, who are they?"

Toushiro pryed himself from her breasts. "That's none of your business, Matsumoto!"

"That's too bad," Rangiku pouted. " I know pretty much every thing about everyone in the Seireitei, but since your not willing to tell me..."

If what Rangiku said was true, then he could get the best gifts for Kuraime. Not to mention a satisfying treatment from the noble.

"It's Captain Shihouin," Toushiro said shyly

Matsumoto face brightened even more and she jumped in the air. "Really!?! I can't believe what good taste my Captain has! Captain Shihouin is such a heart-throb! He's perfect for you!"

"Can you stop squealing and get back to business?" Toushiro yelled.

"Okay, okay," Rangiku said, trying to calm his fuming head. "You're such a kill-joy, Captain. Well, what do you want to know?"

Toushiro had to ask the right questions in order to get the best answers. This was something he knew when it came to getting info from women.

"Well, what's his favortie food?" Toushiro asked.

"He likes rice cakes and fried Calamarie, but his most favorite snack is boiled eggs." Rangiku replied.

"What are his best hobbies?"

"Captain Shihouin loves reading Manga outside, and gardening! He's a very accomplished hand-to-hand fighter, and in the zanpaktou. He loves cold weather and hotsprings. Oh, his bathroom time is always at 1:00pm and..."

"How the hell do you know all this?" Toushiro asked, feeling a bit creeped out.

"Every Captain in the Gotei 13 has a fanclub, even you, Captain." Rangiku said proudly.

"So you know my bathroom time?"

"Yup, I even know you prefer boxers over briefs."

Rangiku blinked and lost sight of her Captain...he had used his shunpou to speed his way out.

Toushiro was outside standing in the snow in the middle of the Seireitei. It took him 20 shunpous to get this far and away from his office. As he walked on furtherm the snow began to fall from the sky once again. He was beginning to think it was the only thing that was cheering him since the past few days. It was when he passed the 8th Division Facilities that he saw Captain Kyoraku laying on the ground with a bottle of sake in his hand. The man was by himself and enjoying it, even thought the pretty Nanao wasn't by his side.

Kyoraku knows a lot about sex. Maybe I should ask him.

Toushiro strolled over towards the the Captain of 8th Division. The other man noticed and gave the boy a warm smile.

"Ah, Captain Hitsugaya," Kyoraku began. "How's it going?"

"I fine," Toushiro replied. "I just have some questions to ask you about...in-ter-course."

Shinsui rose an eyebrow; he didn't understand what the younger boy meant. "Huh?"

"I want to know about sex," Hitsugaya said quickly.

However, Kyoraku was able to catch the remark. After a few moments of akward silence, the flower god started to chuckle softly.

"Well, why didn't you say so earlier? What do you want to know?"

Toushiro had to think about that. He didn't know where to begin with the questions, or whether he should even ask them. Well, Kuraime was only a few hours away, so he was willing to except ant help at this point.

"How do you get the other person to submit to you?"

Toushiro mentally slapped himself for asking such a question. Still, he couldn't help himself; just thinking about Kuraime made his mouth water. The new Captain was kind, smart, beautiful, and strong. Kyoraku wrapped his fingers around his chin; he never expected the Ice Dragon to ask such questions, then again, the boy might be going through the puberty stage.

"Well, firstm I suggest you start with small things, such as gentle kisses to the lips, neck, shoulders, and chest. Rubbing is also a good skill, everyone loves a gentle rub-down of the back and hips. Then, there's always that special spot."

"What special spot?" Toushiro asked.

"It's the spot that will have them melt like butter. However, it's up to you to find out where that spot is on there body."

Toushiro thought about that for a moment; it did make sense. HE got all the info he needed, so he found no reason to stay here any longer.

"Thank you, Captain Kyoraku." Toushiro said, slowly walking away from the man.

"No problem, kid," Shunsui replied.

"The name is Captain..."

"Say hi to Kuraime-kun for me."

Toushiro fell over.