"I heard a rumour" I announced as I plonked myself on the sofa next to Draco.
"Thrill me" he replied bored.
"Maybe later" I laughed with a cheeky wink. Draco raised his eyebrows at me in a 'are you serious' sort of way that made me giggle. "Okay so I probably won't but I just couldn't stop myself from saying it."
"So what's this rumour?" Draco asked not really caring, he just wanted me to get it out so I'd shut up.
"Oh, just that that square thing over there called a television is a lot more interesting to watch when it's turned on." I said enthusiastically. Naturally I got a glare in response. "Hey don't look at me like that, it was just a rumour."
"No you just decided you were going to be a smart arse" he grumbled.
"Well it's only natural" I said laughing. Seconds later I was hit by a cushion to the head. "Draco Malfoy I know you didn't just hit me with that!" I said like I was telling off a small child. He replied by doing it again causing me to fall off the couch. Instead of immediately getting up and kicking his arse I just sat there and laughed at myself, for a second Draco looked like he was going to laugh too but instead he crossed his arms and started overdramatically sulking. "Faker!" I muttered and stuck my tongue out
"Turn the T.V on wench!" He demanded childishly
"Do it yourself" I replied picking myself off the floor.
"I can't" he mumbled. I stared at him in disbelief and broke out into a fit of hysterical laughter. "Shut up, I've only ever watched it when you've been watching something so I've never done it before" I tried to calm down but giggles kept threatening to burst out.
"You're right." I said trying to contain myself "I shouldn't have laughed, it was mean and I'm sorry"
"Good, now why are you so happy anyway?" he asked suspiciously
"Addie was round earlier" I said grinning.
"Figures"
"So why aren't you in a good mood?" I asked trying to be sensitive.
"Your stupid friend Christian bloody Goddard is giving me a hard time. He's lucky I didn't break his fucking nose." He growled darkly. I patted him on the shoulder to show my sympathy.
"Hey, I've got an idea" I announced brightly. "Sod watching telly all night, how about we go to the cinema?"
"Cinema?" Draco asked confused.
"Yeah, it's a place muggles go pay to watch movies in the dark on a really big screen" I explained.
"Why would anyone do that?" he asked
"Beats me, but we need something to talk to our neighbours about." I sighed.
"Why do we need something to talk to the neighbours about?" he questioned in a dangerous tone.
"Because they invited us to this country club thing and we accepted" I said in a rather small voice.
"We did?" he asked continuing with the tone. I nodded. "And what will we be doing there?"
"Swimming, drinking, talking, stuff like that" I said regaining confidence "I could always tell them you have to work-"
"No I'll go" he interrupted and sighed "But I'm not happy about it."
"Thank you" I said and gave him a quick hug. "So is that a yes to the movie too?"
"Sure, lets go, how bad could it be?"
"That was bloody terrible" Draco muttered as we walked in to a pub after the movie.
"What part?" I asked shocked. We'd gone to see Blades of glory and I personally liked it.
"All of it" he said in disgust.
"You can't be serious? It was funny" I replied sitting down at an empty table
"Please tell me that was actually a joke? It was stupid and unrealistic-"
"It wasn't supposed to be realistic, it was supposed to be funny" I interrupted
"But it wasn't" he retorted, "Besides how can ice dancing or whatever that was be a sport! It's just completely gay and that was before the inappropriate positions." I laughed at his rant.
"Oh this is what this is about?" I said with a smirk "Your homophobic!"
"Yes." He replied simply.
"I could change that." I laughed
"What ar-"
"What are you drinking?" I interrupted again. He gave me a confused look. "What do you want from the bar?" I asked
"Oh, get us a bud"
"Will do" I said heading to the bar. I'd just ordered my drinks when I felt a hand grab my arse. I turned around immediately to find that twat that did it was an extremely drunk lad around 19. I glared at him and coldly stated, "I'm not interested"
"You know you want me" he slurred edging closer. I couldn't help but laugh.
"Actually I don't and I'm married" I said and held up my ring finger "Now piss off!"
"Come on babe" he said as he edged closer still
"I believe she told you to fuck off!" came a voice sounding like a slightly pissed off Draco
"Who are you?" the drunk spat
"Her husband" he growled "Now leave her alone"
"But I don't want to" He said smiling goofily and grabbed my arse again as I was walking away. I had to restrain myself from pulling out my wand and hexing him out of a window.
"Touch her again and I'll-"
"And you'll what?" interrupted the drunk getting in Draco's face. Stupidly the drunk decided to push Draco violently. They both laughed for a second then Draco punched the guy savagely right in the jaw and knocked him out cold. As one could probably guess we were soon asked to leave the premises and never come back.
"Umm ... Thanks for that, back there I guess" I mumbled as we were walking.
"No problem really, the guy was a twat" Draco replied shrugging it off
"But still, you didn't have to ... so thank you." I said and pulled him into a quick hug and the continued to walk.
"What?" Draco asked looking at me while I smiled stupidly
"You smell really good" I told him. He laughed.
"Come on, let's find another place to get pissed, it sounds like there's too much blood in you alcohol system."
We burst through our back door in hysterics, I couldn't remember why we were laughing. 'I am soooo wasted' I thought causing me to giggle stupidly. I jumped up on to the kitchen counter and Draco went to the fridge and tossed me a beer and got one for himself. "Give you a drinking contest," I said enthusiastically
"Your on! First one to finish wins, 1, 2, 3, go!" We both started chugging down beer as fast as we possibly could.
"Done" I yelled looking pretty pleased with myself as I slammed the empty bottle on the side beating Draco by a split second. He shot me an unimpressed look which made me laugh which in turn made him laugh which made me laugh even harder and so on. "Today's been fun" I announced once I managed to get my breath back.
"I know, your like one of the guys really, I like it" Draco joked
"But I'm not a guy" I said frowning and glaring
"Of course not honey" Draco said patronisingly as he patted me on the head. I grabbed his wrist to stop him.
"I'll prove it," I whispered smiling devilishly and pulled him to me by his wrist and planted my lips on his. He responded immediately and wrapped his arms around my waist pulling me closer while he slipped his tongue into my mouth. I don't know when my brain really stopped functioning but obviously it had or I wouldn't have been doing this or maybe I just stopped caring or was just very very pissed OR a combination of all three. Either way I wrapped my legs around his hips to close any space that was between us and continued to kiss him. His hands travelled upwards bringing my top with them. The kiss broke off as my top was yanked over my head before being swiftly thrown on the floor. I began to quickly trail kisses along his jaw up to his ear as I worked on his buttons but Draco pulled away slightly and gave me look that I interpreted to mean 'I'm in control'. I returned the look with an innocent smile. He kissed me roughly and passionately and lifted me from the cabinet and carried me over to the bare table. He laid me down on top of it and climbed on top of me never once breaking the kiss. His lips parted from mine and began to trail down my neck at a torturously slow pace as he unfastened my jeans. "Draco" I moaned softly as he kissed one of my weak spots. Suddenly a thought fluttered in my mind but was gone instantly as I felt him smirk into my neck then suck on the same spot. "Draco" I moaned again and the thought came fluttering back. '... wait... DRACO!!" I snapped back into focus, my brain once again taking control of my body. I sat bolt upright and pushed him off me aggressively and he landed on the floor with a thud.
"What the fuck Keira" he yelled as he got up.
"No! This isn't going to happen! Your such a bastard, just leave me alone!" I shouted back sounding irrational.
"What? Are you bloody mental! You started this, not me! And don't fucking start something you don't actually intend to do you psycho bitch, some people don't take no for an answer!" he growled dangerously.
"I ... J-just ... SHUT UP! And stay the fuck away from me!" I screeched and ran upstairs. I heard him yell something back but didn't understand a word of it, I didn't want to. I couldn't believe what I'd just done. I grabbed a towel suddenly feeling the need to scrub off several layers of skin and headed into the bathroom to take a scaldingly hot shower. My mind kept searching for an answer to why I did it and why I was so angry with him, until I managed to come up with a simple explanation "I was drunk... I think ... I hope"