Bitten

Hibari/Tsuna

PG-16 for gayness. XD

2 of 5

Chapter 2: Meet the Parent (Part1)

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One of the most terrifying things about dating Hibari Kyoya, Tsuna discovered belatedly after precisely one month of dating, and consequently at his first 'meet the parent' dinner, was the fact that his mom absolutely adored the violent teen.

Now, Tsuna never really wanted to go so far as to call his mom a little… dense? Air-headed maybe? Oblivious was probably the best word to use describe the way she reacted to many of the most alarmingly obvious things that happened around her, what with not only her husband and son being a part of the mafia, but nearly all of his friends and acquaintances too. The way she was able to take all of the bad and see the everlasting good in it really should have been a quality that was commended, not thought of in exasperation (and a little bit of relief) by Tsuna on a regular basis.

But then, despite all that, here they were. He and Kyoya were at his house having dinner with his mom and god only knows that Tsuna could practically see this whole evening dripping with disaster. But to make matters just even more bizarre was the fact that Hibari had been looking forward to it. And to top it all off, he liked Tsuna's mom too! He thought she was a delightful young lady whose good side he planned on staying for future use in regards to all things Tsunayoshi Sawada.

Oh the humanity.

"Ne, Tsuna-chan? You've barely touched your food, aren't you hungry?" His mother asked worriedly halfway through dinner. She tittered nervously across from him, leaning over the low table to place a cool hand on his forehead. Tsuna jerked back immediately, flushing in embarrassment, and pointedly tried to ignore the suspicious socked foot that was slowly sliding up his leg.

"A-ah! I'm fine. Fine!" He hurriedly replied and picked his bowl of rice back up and stuffed a few clumps into his mouth. His mother, easily placated, smiled serenely and turned back to Hibari.

"Sa, Hibari-kun. You were just telling me about the school's disciplinary committee. You're the president, right? My, that sounds like such a difficult job. How admirable." She placed one hand over her heart and beamed at him appreciatively. Hibari nearly flinched at the immense onslaught of cheer a sugary-happiness. Tsuna muffled a giggle at that, but Hibari recovered quickly enough.

"Ah." He swallowed some rice and picked up his mug of tea. "There are far too many students who think they are above the rules." He seemed to contemplate his next words before looking at her from above the rim of his cup. "Someone needs to put them in their place."

Nana practically swooned at the manly proclamation. Tsuna sweatdropped. His mom apparently didn't get to be around 'macho' men often enough. The thought was a little insulting towards himself, but…hell. He was gay, wasn't he? Bi? And Hibari was obviously the more manlier one of the two of them in their relationship…and…meh. Thinking about these things made Tsuna's brain hurt. If his mom thought his boyfriend's badass attitude was great, then the better things were for him too.

He looked at her again. She was still reaping in the benefits of his manly boyfriend. Kyoya was currently telling her about the time he'd caught at least a dozen seniors smoking on the school roof during lunch and has single-handedly brought them all to justice……or something like that. On some level, he may have been laying it on thick, but on another, Tsuna was resigned to accept that what may have sounded overly-exaggerated to a normal person was perfectly normal to someone like Hibari Kyoya. Besides, he was probably actually censuring his actions down a little for her benefit. He didn't need to go around telling the mom of his young boyfriend about how many delinquents he'd put in the infirmary just this past week.

"That's so wonderful Hibari-kun! Maa, Tsu-chan, you should make sure to hang out with Hibari-kun more often. Some of his dashing courage might just rub off on you!" She blissfully proclaimed, much to the depression of her son and amusement of his boyfriend. Hibari brought his tea back to his lips to hide his smirk. Everything was going perfectly. Now he only had one more move to make…

"How about I get you boy's some dessert!" Nana suddenly announced, practically floating from her seat and into the kitchen. She was on such a wonderful high now that he sweet little son had finally found such an amazing boyfriend to take care of him, and hopefully, make him more successful in life! She sighed, leaning against the kitchen counter and cupping her cheek dreamily. It was just like when she and her husband first started dating…

"Ah! K-Kyoya, n-no! We can't, my mom-" Nana suddenly heard her son cry out loudly, before his voice was muffled and cut off all together. Curious, she finished the preparations she'd made on some delicious vanilla ice-cream sundaes and popped her head back into the sitting room. What she saw made her jaw drop and her cheeks flush wildly in embarrassment, and not a small amount of awe.

Her son's boyfriend, who had absolutely charmed and delighted her all evening, had woven an arm around her sweet and innocent little child's neck, tugging him close and pulling him into a hot, very unchaste kiss. Tsuna's small hand was traveling up one of Hibari-kun's arms until it rested delicately on his cheek. Nana fought for breath after a few seconds and felt her cheeks heat up even more. She ducked back into the kitchen without a second to spare as she immediately heard her son's voice reprimanding how dangerous that had been and oh what if his mother had seen!

Nana placed a hand on her chest for the second time that night, though this time it really was to help still the rapid beating of her heart. She stared at the sundaes in her hands for a minute more, uncertain about just what she was feeling, before a slow, wide grin lit up her face. She giggled happily, eyes totally aglow and, grabbing a small tray, breezed back into the sitting room where the two teens had auspiciously broken away from each other and looked up when she entered. If she hadn't caught them just moments before, she honestly could have said she'd have never noticed the happy flush to her son's cheeks or the slightly mussed look to Hibari-kun's hair. Nodding to herself internally, she placed the tray in front of the boys and spread her arms.

"Well now, I figured you two might want to finish up some of your homework, so I've decided you can have your sundaes up in Tsuna's room. That sound alright?" She asked airily, faking obliviousness when her son promptly turned cherry red and nodded rapidly in response. Nana beamed at him and leaned over to lightly kiss his cheek. He felt warm to her touch.

"I hope you boys have a good night. Mama's just gonna step outside and run to the corner store really quick, ne?" She giggled, making her way out of the room to get her coat. At least a minute later when she was preparing to leave she heard some soft voices floating out from the sitting room. Peeking in, she saw Tsuna's hand in Hibari's as he lead him up the stairs to his room. Just as they were about to completely disappear from her sight, however, Hibari turned his head and pierced her with a sly, knowing look that took Nana's breath away. He winked once, then redirected his gaze to the tray he was balancing in his other hand as he and Tsuna made it up the stairs and into his room.

When the click of the front door closed, Nana smiled dazedly and leaned back against it, staring up into the dusky night sky. A cool breeze helped calm her flushed cheeks. She sighed enviously. Her son was such a lucky boy.

"You better not let my efforts go to waste, Tsu-chan." She taunted lightly to the open air, and smirked in the evil way only mothers with gay sons could. "I hope Hibari-kun makes you into a man after this."

And in the distance, a wail could be heard.

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This fic, my friends, is a labor of love. I absolutely LOVED the reviews you guys sent me, and hope you send more! I love hearing about how much we all love the naughty and ridiculous KHR characters!

And fear not! There will be a part 2 to this. It won't be coming in chapter 3, but in chapter 4. So wait for it. I'm really enjoying writing this you guys, and if I can get enough encouragement, my fics may even turn out better! lol.

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