Indi: WOOT! WOOT! NEW CHAPTER!!

Angel: what's with the 'woot'?

Indi: since when has questioning me gotten you answers?

Angel: Touché.

Indi: Eggzactly!

Angel: Eggzactly?

Indi: you're questioning me again.

Angel: wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH EGGS?!

Indi: wouldn't you like to know…

Angel: I'm not even gonna ask.

Indi: YOU'RE LEARNING!!! (hugs Angel)

Angel: whatever! Just, let's start typing!!

Chapter 2: It Wasn't the Apple Pie

"Jonathan, if you're a doctor, why do I have to go to the hospital just for a stupid cough that already stopped?" Alex yelled over the blasting heavy-metal playing on the poor mini-van's speakers.

"My name is John! Wait-call me dad!! Aw, screw it!" he said, punching the radio button to make the obscene cd eject. "Who put this in anyway?"

"Don't change the subject! And it was Izzy!"

Both father and daughter looked at Izzy expecting an angry response, but all she did was look out the window as if she was going to cry.

"You alright Izzy?" Alex asked with concern.

"NO I AM NOT! You are sick! For all we know you have hepatitis or cancer or diabetes or Pneumonia or some other horribly fatal disease and aren't gonna live to see your sixteenth birthday! SO, NO, I'M NOT FUCKIN' ALRIGHT!" Izzy screeched.

"I'm not sick, DAMMIT!" Alex responded.

"Okay, first off, watch your language you two. Neither of your mothers would like to hear that. Secondly, Alex, you very well may be sick, but no, Izzy, not dying. And that brings me to my third point, Izzy, stop exaggerating, she is not about to die, and only one of the four diseases you listed can kill. And the other is pretty curable. So please, both of you, stop." J.D. commanded.

"NEVER!!" Alex shouted.

"grr!" Izzy growled.

"Aw teenagers!" he said with a chuckle.

"What's that supposed to mean Jonathon?!" they shouted in unison.

"IT'S JOHN DAMMIT!!!"

"Who's swearing now?" Izzy said crossing her arms.

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"Yaaaaaaaa. I'm not seeing anything that's wrong here." Turk said looking at a chart. "And it would be easier if you would let go of her Izzy."

"I'M NOT LETTING HER GO!!" Izzy said hugging Alex's arm tighter.

"Please!" Alex begged. "So you don't have to amputate my arm later, LET HER BE!!!!"

"Uh ok then! An internal doctor will be in to ask routine questions. Like: have you been exercising, eating a regular diet, and-"

"Weeeeelllllllllll, there was something……" Alex began slowly.

"O MY GOD!! WHAT IS IT?!!? WHAT DID YOU EAT!?!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?" Izzy exclaimed nervously.

"I ATE AN ENTIRE FREAKIN APPLE PIE THAT MY DAD MADE!!! I'M SORRY!!" she exclaimed hugging Izzy almost in tears.

"Um, hon, even I know it wasn't the apple pie!"

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Indi: WOOT! WOOT!! NEW CHAPTER FINISHED!!!

Angel: seriously! you have 'woot' issues!!

Indi: HEY!!

Angel: least I'm not questioning you again!!

Indi: gooood point there. WE'RE NOW GIVING YOU MAYONAISE IF YOU REVIEW!!

Angel: WHY!!!?!?!?

Indi: because it's moustureizing on your hair!! and great on bugers!

Angel: (pointedly ignoring) weeeeeelllllll, just review!!