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House was getting bored. Doctors and nurses were running from room to room like crazy people all over the hospital, everybody had to do something. Everybody but him. Well, actually…he had to do his work but, as always, he was hiding from it in an exam room.

A very long queue of patients was waiting for him. He just didn't care. He went through them and decided to go to Cuddy's office in order to annoy her a little. Just routine.

He could see her through the glass door. She was nervous. She was pacing in her office like a wild animal locked in a cage and she was…biting her nails!

"Cuddy never bites her nails!" - He thought – "Something happened!"

He stormed into her office and looked at her.

"What do you want?"

"You're biting your pretty pretty nails!" – He said mocking her a little.

"And you're avoiding clinic hours!"

"What happened?"

"Uh?"- She stopped torturing her nails and looked up at him.

"You seem pretty nervous."

"I am!"

"What happened?"

"None of your business. And why do you even care?" she answered quickly.

"I don't care!! I'm just curious!"

"Curiosity killed the cat…"

"But since I'm not a cat..." he started telling her what he had told Wilson once but she stopped him.

"Yeah yeah yeah! I know…" She was not in the mood for his jokes.

"Maybe you should tell him about that Pitt man. No! He would start laughing at you and he would make some of his smart comments about you dating men. No! Don't take this risk! It's already humiliating without him knowing. Yeah, let's keep him in the dark about it!"- She thought.

"Sooo?"

"So what?"

"Ow! Come on Cuddy! Tell me!"

"No way!"

"No way? Mmhm…this is interesting. What is it? A man?"

"NO!" – She answered too quickly.

"HA! It's a man!" – He said triumphally pointing a finger to her – "I knew it! Who is he? Do I know him?"

DAMN! "No, you don't know him."

"Double HA! So I'm right! It's a man! Well, of course I'm right. I'm always right! I have to stop underestimating myself!"

DOUBLE DAMN! She tried to compose herself – "When do you ever underestimate yourself?"

"And by the way you're trying not to talk about him I have to think I actually know him. And I believe he's not the man you would like to go out with. Am I right? Again?" He said smirking.

She fought the urge to slap him hard. She tightened her jaw and narrowed her eyes.

How the hell does he always do this? She was screaming inside.

"I hate you!"

He smiled amused at her. "I hate you, too!" then he continued "So, what's his name? Bob, Lod, Clod… Don??? He emphasized the last name.

"No" She was glaring at him now.

-Lisa, you're in trouble. He already knows it's a man, you can tell him his name. He's gonna find it out anyway.-

"Alright." She gave up. "FINE! He's Jeffry Pitt. He was at the medical convention last month."

House stared at her quietly. His face without expressions. Then he started laughing hard at her.

She looked at him puzzled and embarrassed at the same time. As anger was rising in her she tried to be calm.

"Ahahahahah! - That Jeffry Pitt??- Ahahaha – the one that talked to your boobs?-ahahaha!!- What a character!"

"How do you even remember him? He's an insignificant man!"

House was clutching his abdomen for the laughter.

"How could I forget about him? Oh, Cuddy! This is your best choice ever! You have my blessing. You two will be a very wonderful couple."

"Har-har! Very funny House. You know, you should have become a comedian. You're wasted as a doctor!"

"When is he coming?" he said between laughter, again.

When he looked at her she was staring something behind him and she seemed almost scared, as she had been seeing a ghost. He turned around as she talked "Now..."

From her glass door they could see a clumsy man waving hysterically his hand to Cuddy.

House smirked and turning again to face Cuddy said "Wow Cuddy, you're so lucky!"

Cuddy stayed still with a faked smile on her lips looking at the dumb Jeffry.

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