Chapter seven! Please review:)

I don't know how I survived. But I did. It was finally my wedding day. I was about to walk down the aisle. Charlie had his arm linked with mine. I was so nervous I thought I would vomit. But before I knew it I was walking slowly down the aisle toward Edward. He looked perfect in that tux. My knees were weak just looking at him. I guess it was worth all the trouble. Eric got arrested last night for vandalism. He wrote I love Bella Swan on the side of Newton's with a can on neon orange spray paint. I finally reached the altar. Edward was smiling crookedly and I couldn't help but smile myself. Maybe this would go smoothly.

Guess what... As always I was wrong. You'll never guess what happened though. No one saw it coming. Not even Alice. Mike Newton came crashing through the stained glass window of the church! He was screaming wildly. He was wearing nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. He was dirty. He looked like a wild animal. Then Tyler and Eric came bursting through the doors of the church. "Bella! We have come to rescue you!" Tyler exclaimed proudly. My mouth was hanging open. Emmett was giggling and pointing at Mike. Jasper started to laugh too. "It looks like you owe me money Jasper." Emmett said between laughs. This was a disaster. You don't think it could get worse. But it did!

Quil stood up in his pew. "I came to see a wedding!" He yelled. Mike started to beat on his chest like a gorilla. He jumped in front of me cutting me off from Edward. Well to make a long catastrophe short Mike tried to hit Edward. We heard a sickening snap. Mike began to howl with pain. Tyler looked at Eric puzzled. Charlie finally called the police station for back up. And they hauled off the insane threesome. Carlisle said after doing this they might be in a mental ward for a while.

"OK! Gosh! Can we get back to the marriagement?!" Quil yelled again still standing in his pew. Is marriagement even a word? With Quil's consent the preacher began. When the ceremony was over Quil stood up in his pew again. "Now let's party!" The reception was kind of funny. considering none of the grooms family ate any thing. Oh and Jacob caught the bouquet! I guess he's getting married next! I got nervous while Edward drove to the airport. We were going on our honeymoon.

What do you think will happen on their honeymoon?