"Gaara, what's this about?" Lee asked.
"I got you a present." Gaara said.
"Oh that reminds me…" Lee said pulling out a package and handing it to Gaara. "Happy Valentine's day!"
Gaara unwrapped the present to find a box of chocolate and some flower. Gaara had never gotten a present. He was so happy; he tackled Lee and kissed him fiercely.
"Wait here." Gaara said, going to his room with a scary grin.
Lee stood waiting. He caught sight of some pictures on the wall. He walked over and looked at them. There were a few awkward pictures of him and Kankuro hanging out that looked fairly recent. Gaara seemed happy in those pictures.
Gaara snuck up on lee wearing nothing but a conveniently placed pink ribbon...
"Lee, can you help me get this ribbon off?" Gaara said. Lee turned, completely shocked to see Gaara. His nose bled profusely at the sight of the almost nude Gaara.
Gaara grinned in a very scary and lustful way. He advanced towards Lee and grabbed his hand, leading him to his bedroom.
"Gaara…I…" He began as Gaara pulled his hand.
Gaara pulled Lee on top of him. "I love you, Lee." He whispered in Lee's ears sending chills down his spine. Before Lee could respond, Gaara's lips were pressed firmly on Lee's. His tongue was exploring the essence of Lee's mouth. Lee blushed redder than his headband.
"OMG!! This isn't my room…OH MY VIRGIN EYES! You look good in that bow, boy. Have a nice Valentine's Day. OH I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!" Steve, the random old man from Konoha screamed as he walked into the room. Out of nowhere, a large stone fell upon Steve sealing the door to Gaara's room.
"Is he alright?" Lee asked.
"Meh. Probably not. It's ok though. I've heard he dies often." Gaara said, turning his attention back to his Lee.