Kurama,Hiei,Goku and Vegeta go to Maccas
Goku: CHI-CHI...(looks around, blushes)oh Chi-Chi isn't here.
Hiei:Hn!
Goku:Kurama, I'm hungry!
Kurama:Well we are in MacDonald's can order something to eat...
Goku:Oh yeah!(goes up to counter)Lets see! I'll have a Big Mac! No wait! Make that two Big Macs! Wait! I'll have three Big Macs!
Vegeta:I didn't know you could count, Kakarot!
Goku:(ignores Vegeta's comment)I'll have a hundred Big Macs!
Kurama:I'll just have a salad!(looks at Hiei)You want anything?
Hiei:Hn!
Vegeta:Is that all you can say?
Hiei:Hn!
Vegeta:(getting pissed off) That answers my question!
Hiei:Baka!
Kurama(taps Hiei's noes)Hiei, don't use that naughty language!
Hiei:Hn!
Maccas guy:Will that be all?
Goku:Can I have a Happy Meal for Vegeta?
Kurama:Make that two Happy Meals! I'll have one for Hiei!
Hiei and Vegeta:WHAT?!
Goku:Aw, come on guys. You even get a cool toy and a box!
Hiei:HN!
Vegeta:I should kill you, Kakarot!
Maccas guy:That will be 555 bucks, thanks.
Kurama and Goku:(pay)
Kurama:(gives Vegeta and Hiei their Happy Meals)I believe these are yours.
Hiei:Hn!(takes box)
Vegeta:(sneers and takes box)
All:(go and sit at table)
Goku:(stuffs ten burgers in his mouth)
Kurama:Er? Goku-san, I believe your a ment to take the paper wrapping off before eating them!
Goku:So thats why their chewy!
Hiei:(gets out his toy)Its..its..its..
Kurama:A teddy bear!
Hiei:I was going to say disgusting!
Vegeta:(studies his toy)I'd say you go the girls toy.
Hiei:Hn!
Vegeta:(makes his car drive up and down Goku's arm)
Goku:(glances at Vegeta but continues eating)
Customer #1:Look at those jerks over there!
Customer #2:Yeah. The two midgets are really annoying!
Customer #3:That red-head with the jungle for a salad is just freaky!
Customer #1 and #2:Yeah!
Hiei:(head cracks round)WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT KURAMA?
Baby in background:(cries)
Kurama:(stops making his salad grow) H-Hiei, are you ok?
Customers #1 #2 #3: Us?
Hiei:(throws teddy bear as hard as he can)TAKE THAT!
Customer #3:(dies on impact)
Vegeta:THATS NOT FAIR! I WANT SOME FUN TOO!(throws car)
Customer #2:(gets blinded)
Hiei:(still furious)DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAME!
Customer #2:( gets burnt and blown apart)
Goku:Hiei! Thanks a lot, now theres bloody meat on my burger!(eats burger anyway)
Hiei:(grabs human by the front of their shirt) No-one does anything to my baka kitsune but me!
Customer #1:(nods furiously)
Hiei:(pulls the human along with him and pushes him in front of Kurama)Apologize to him and/or die!
Customer #1:I'm sorry!
Hiei:Good!(cuts humans head off)
Kurama:Hiei! That was unnecessary!
Hiei:(snuggles up to Kurama) My baka kitsune! Mine..mine..mine..
Kurama:(looks around)Errr?
Hiei:(holds onto Kurama tighter) My precious...
Kurama:OK! Hiei, let go of me now!Please!
Vegeta:Your gay!
Hiei:(rubs head in Kurama's chest) Nice kitsune!
Kurama:(near to tears)Hiei, do not! Your really embarrassing!
Vegeta:At least I'm not like that with Kakarot!
Goku:(rises eyebrow)Then why do you have your hands down my pants, 'Geta?
Vegeta:(looks at his hands down Goku's pants) KUSO! (whips his hands out)
Goku:I liked that meal!It was tasty!
Maccas guy:E-er, excuse me, I'm afraid you'll have to leave. You've been annoying the other customers.
Kurama:(stands up with Hiei in his arms bridal style) Well, we should leave before these two get out of hand.
Goku:But I'm still hungry!
Vegeta:Typical Kakarot!
Hiei:I love you, kitsune!
Kurama:(jerks his head back when Hiei tries to kiss him)Hiei!
All:(leave)
Kurama in background:Hiei, stop trying to kiss me!
Hiei in background:But I love you, kitsune!