Kurama,Hiei,Goku and Vegeta go shopping!
I DON'T OWN! NO SUEY-SUEY!
K:Hiei!Look at this black dress!Its much better then the one you have now!(sunflower dress)
H:Its NOT a dress, baka kitsune!
K:Oh Hiei, you don't have to lie!(looks over at Goku)Goku-san, spit those out!You don't know where they have been!
G:But Kurama!I'm hungry!(spits out underwear)
V:(mumbles)Yeah,well remember what happened when we went to that pathetic,human slave,greasy food shop?!
G:You mean MacDonald's?
V:Yes!
G:Err...We ate food?
V:(slaps forehead)NO!
G:Yes we did!
V:YOU STUPID,USELESS,EATING...THING!The fire demon got all cuddly with the red-head!
G:(scratches head)I remember!And you had your hands down my pants!Why'd you do that,'Geta?
V:SHUT UP KAKAROT!
K:What about this bonnet, Hiei?(picks up white bonnet with pink ribbon)
H:No!
V:Thats amazing!
K:What is, Vegeta?
V:The fire demon hasn't said Hn! the whole time we've been in this filthy shop!
H:Hn!Baka!
G:Aw,'Geta!(tugs Vegeta's arm)Its cute! I should get you one! (points to shirt)
V:Kakarot!It has fairies on it!
G:I think its cute!
V:Pathetic!
G:(holds up the pink shirt with blue and purple fairies on it)I'm getting it for you,'Geta!
V:Do what you like,Kakarot, but I'm not wearing it!
G(goes over to the counter)Just this!
Check out person:Will that be all?
G:Err..(stares blankly)
K:(walks over holding Hiei's hand)Yes, it will be.
Check out person:Excuse me miss, are you going to pay for that doll?
K:Who?Me?
Check out person:Yes, miss.(points to Hiei-sized Hiei-look-alike dolls)
K:Actually, I'm a male, and this is not a toy its...(looks down at the stuffed toy)not Hiei...
G:Err, can I have the top now?
Check out person: That will be $60 thank you!
G:(hands over money and takes top)
V:BAKA!
K:(desperately)Hiei? Hiei? Where are you? Hiei,please!
G:You got to wear it! It cost me a lot!
V:NEVER!
G:Dont make me force you into it!
V:Grr.
K:(sits on floor and cries)Hiei!Hiei! I don't want to lose you! Hiei!
G:(grabs Vegeta and takes his top off and tries to put the other on)
V:(struggles and gets away)
G:OH come on 'Geta, you wear that silly pink shirt Bulma brought you!
V:I have to!
K:HIEI! I MISS YOU!
H:Do you love me?
K:(looks around)Hiei?Where are you?
H:Do you love me?
K:IN A WAY! YES, I LOVE YOU!
H:(jumps up and out onto Kurama, bowling him over) I LOVE YOU TOO, BAKA KITSUNE!
K:I said in a way I love you! I meant as a friend!
H:(manages to kiss Kurama on the lips)I love you, baka kitsune!
K:Hiei! Dont'!
G:(looks under bench) There you are, 'Geta!
V:(growls)I hate you!
Shiro:(walks in) Shuichi!
K:M-mother!
Shiro:Shuichi!What do you think you're doing?
K:(pushes Hiei off himself)Mother, its not what it looks like!(gets up)
K:(considers lying to his mother)
H:I'm going to marry him!
K:Hiei, I don't love you!
H:(stands up and takes both of Kurama's hands)But I love you!
K:I never loved you, Hiei!
H:But you said you did!
K:(glances over at his mother)I said in a way! As a friend!
S:Shuichi! How could you?
K:I did not,mother,believe me!
G&V:(watch the fight)
S:Shuichi, I would rather it if you didn't hang around with this man!
K:Anything to make you happy, mother.(takes his hands out of Hiei's and holds onto his mothers hand and starts walking away with her)
H:TRAITORING BAKA KITSUNE!
S:Why'd he call you a fox, Shuichi?
K:Nickname! .'
H:(runs after Kurama)
V:(trips Hiei)
H:(gets up and punches Vegeta)
V:(grabs and pulls Hiei's bandanna off revealing his Jagan eye)
K:(hurries his mother out and goes with her)
H:(opens his third eye)
V:(stares bug eyed)
H:(grabs Vegeta's hair and his head down)
V:(punches Hiei somewhere nasty)
H:(silently lets go and withers onto the ground)
V:(kicks Hiei)
H:(grabs Vegeta's leg)
V:(falls over)
H:(stands up)
V:(stands up)
H:DRAGON OF DARKNESS FLAME!
V:BIG BANG ATTACK!
G:And that was a good shirt, too!
(The attacks touch and a mushroom explosion destroys everything within 500 meters except Kurama and his mother who made it away in time.)