Period 3

"We have a blind coach?" Iceman mused.

"Yes, why?" Matt Murdock, blind defense attorney and Daredevil, responded. "Do you have a problem with that?"

"Nope, none at all."

"Good, then in that case, everyone choose a partner your size to spot you while climbing the wall."

"THIS IS PREJUDICE!" Galactus boomed.

"Don't worry, Galactus. I got Hank Pym to come in just to spot you."

Soon, Banner was paired with Nightcrawler, Punisher was paired with Spider-Man, Iceman was paired with Human Torch, Kingpin was paired with Sabretooth, Thing was paired with Thor, Magneto was paired with Red Skull, Green Goblin was paired with Doctor Doom, Mister Fantastic was paired with Invisible Woman, Captain America was paired with Iron Man, and Quicksilver was paired with Daredevil.

"Okay, you will be climbing that wall." Daredevil pointed to an enormous wall which was easily recognized as a side of the Empire State Building.

"Can't we just fly?" Iron Man asked.

"No cheating! First one to the top wins!"

Galactus was the first to start, but his entire side of the building tore off and Pym needed to catch him.

Then the rest of the class jumped on.

"So I cheat a little..." Nightcrawler thought as he poofed ahead. "A blind man won't -"

"Kurt, you're disqualified," Daredevil said.

"How did he know that?"

Meanwhile, Thor was slipping. "Ledge-less metal! How dare you defy the God of Thunder!" He then took his hammer and slammed into a first-floor window.

"Odinson! That costs money!" Daredevil shouted, as he caught Quicksilver, who was hit by and angry worker inside the building.

Magneto, however, managed to bend the metal in ledges and even trip Sabretooth and Captain America. Spidey crawled up and Iceman formed a ladder. Doom and Reed, meanwhile, used toilet plungers.

"So, Reed, Doom bets you're real worried about that test..."

"Are you kidding me? It'll be a cinch!"

"Oh yeah?" Doom replied. "Wanna bet?"

"All right then! Lower grade becomes the other one's monkey-boy for one week. Deal?"

"Deal."

"Okay, Doom," Reed said, "then let's shake on it." Doom held out his hand, but then lost his balance and fell. "Sucker!"

"So, Babe," Osborne was saying, "Howsabout you leave that Reed guy and come with -" Suddenly, Doom fell on top of him.

"Never thought I'd be so glad to see Doom..." Sue said, rolling her eyes.

Just as Iceman reached out for the next ice-step, the metal jutted out and knocked him over. Reed's plungers popped on a sharp piece of metal.

"Nice job, Magneto!" Red Skull said. "What about that Spidery Guy?"

"Spider-Man? Oh, it doesn't matter! I'm almost to the top, anyway."

"I don't matter? Why, Eric, I'm insulted!" Magneto looked up to see Spider-Man perched on top.

"How did you do that?"

"What part of 'does what a spider can' don't you understand?" Spidey snapped back.

"The winner," Daredevil declared, "is Peter Parker!"