Period 4
"Say, does anyone know who the teacher is here?" Kurt asked.
"The schedule said 'Howlett, J'," Fisk responded.
"Oh no," Iceman said, "that's Wolverine!"
"Wolverine?" Spider-Man snorted. "But he slices and dices! This is Health!"
"Wolverine..." Sabretooth snarled as Logan entered the classroom.
"Sabretooth..." James Howlett, or Logan, or Wolverine, or whatever the reader feels like calling him, snarled back. "I've always wanted to say this, Sabretooth... Detention! See me after school!"
"Um, I don't mean to be rude," Nightcrawler said, "but you aren't exactly an orthodox health teacher."
"What're you talking about? Health is all about knowing the body! And to slice and dice, I gotta know the body, Bub. Plus, I got me a healing factor. So stop questioning your teacher, Elf! Now, will you turn to page 203 in your textbooks, please?"
"But, Wolverine," Banner began.
"I said, turn to page 203, Bub."
"But, Logan, there is no page 203 – the book is only 202 pages!" Captain America explained.
"Exactly!" Wolverine explained. "These books have limits! They only teach you some stuff! To survive, you need to be able to keep learning and – Wait a minute... Only 202 pages? Man, these books are ! Everyone, I want you to pop your claws and destroy these pieces of !"
"Um, Wolverine... We don't have claws..." Iron Man said.
"Really? Wow, Bub, that armor must stink..."