Period 5

"May I have a Sloppy Joe and some chocolate milk?" Captain America said and the lunch lady gave him his food.

"I'll take mine raw," Sabretooth declared as a few other students threw up in the background.

"I'd like to order a steak – well done, please," Human Torch demanded.

"Do you serve Venus?" Galactus asked. The lunch lady looked at him, peculiarly, but the other lunch lady, Frankie Raye stepped in.

"Don't worry, Big Guy," she said, "Xavier had us cook up this dish just for you." And she put a large sphere onto Galactus' plate.

"That man scares me," Magneto declared. Doom, Green Goblin, Kingpin, Red Skull, Sabretooth, and Magneto were sitting at their table.

"Don't worry 'bout him," Goblin laughed. "He only eats planets, not people!"

"Doom is fine with him just so long as he doesn't go after the Earth," Doom stated.

"But guys," Magneto moaned, "tomorrow it'll be Mars, then Saturn, then Neptune, then Jupiter, and what happens when he runs out of planets?"

"Hadn't thought of that," Sabretooth admitted.

"Of course you didn't," Kingpin said, "you're a primitive buffoon."

"Listen," Red Skull said, "as long as goody-goody Chuckie stays principal here, Galactus will only eat barren planets, so don't worry!"

"I concur, Johann," Doom agreed. "Besides, Doom must speak with you about something much more urgent."

"What might that be, Doom?" Magneto inquired.

"We all hate those heroes over there, right?"

"Spider-Man is the worst of them all!" Green Goblin bellowed.

"Are you crazy?" Red Skull complained. "It's Captain America, by far!"

"I still hate those X-Geeks," Sabretooth decided.

"I'm with Goblin," Kingpin declared. "But I'd also love to cremate our P.E. teacher."

"Well," Doom explained, "now is our chance to make one of them our monkey-boy for a week – Reed Richards!" The villains hollered in agreement. "All we must do is be sure that I, Victor Von Doom, achieve a higher grade than he on tomorrow's physics exam."

"No problem," Kingpin smirked. "If we work together, we can easily steal the test answers, so that you can look at them tomorrow."

"No way," Magneto said, "Xavier has a keen mind. He would catch Doom if he brings them into class! But, Doom can always study off of them. I'm betting he could get somewhere around a 105 like that!"

"Good idea, Magneto," Green Goblin laughed.

"Okay then, we'll meet in the parking lot at 3:05 PM!" Doom decided.

"But I got detention!" Sabretooth moaned.

"No problem, Sabretooth," Red Skull said. "The five of us can still prove supreme!"

"Then it's settled. 3:05 in the parking lot."

"With or without ammunition?"

"That is up to your personal preference."