Period 6
"Greeting, students. I am your History teacher, Uatu, the Watcher," Uatu orated. "Being the Watcher, I have observed all the happenings of the universe and -"
"But Watchey," Thing said, "I thought that ya had a vow of non-interference: to only observe and never interfere."
"Yes, well, you can just imagine how dull and boring that is!" Watcher shouted out. "I mean – ugh! – it is so annoying! It's like watching a really long movie where something only happens every here and there! It is booooring! Why can't it be a video game? Why a movie?"
"Okay, okay," Spider-Man said, "take deep breaths! In, out, in, out, in, out!"
"Sorry about that, class," Uatu said. "I just... got out of control."
"Are you seeing a psychologist?" Green Goblin asked,
"Yes, actually," Watcher said. "But the question, Norman, is: Are you?"
"No, it's too expensive," Goblin replied. "Now that I'm in school, I only time for a part-time job at a local pizza joint."
"I see," Uatu said. "Well, I believe that Xavier is going to start group-therapy after school sometime next week. Will I see you there?"
"No, I looked at the meeting info and it conflicts with me job."
"You're just avoiding it, aren't you?"
"Basically!"
"Um, Uatu," Iron Man interrupted, "are we going to start the class or not?"
"Mr. Stark!" Uatu jeered. "You're a billionaire! Can't you pay for Norman's therapy?"
"No!" Iron Man and Green Goblin answered simultaneously.
"Oh, err, well then, anyway," Uatu resumed, "I will now pass out your schedules. Please have all of the supplies in by tomorrow along with a receipt."
"Why a receipt?" Kingpin asked.
"So that I know it isn't stolen, Mr. Fisk."