Period 1
Obviously, these are some pretty startling developments: let's recap, shall we? After I assigned the physics test, Richards and Doom, otherwise known as Mr. Fantastic and... still Doom, placed a wager on whoever would get the higher grade. Loser becomes the other's monkey-boy for a week. Reed went to see his guidance counselor, Mephisto – now you may be wondering why I hired him, so let me tell you something: that devil is known as the Prince of Deception for a good reason! – and sold his soul in exchange for a nearly perfect test score. Doom, on the other hand, broke into the school and stole the answer sheet. Now, he will try to memorize the answers in order to get a nearly perfect test score himself. Looks like a tie to me! And, to finish it up, Galactus ate Venus! But there are still many startling revelations to come. So, let us begin Day 2. Bum bum bummmmmm!
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"Good morning, class."
"Good morning, Professor Xavier."
"As you know, today is our Physics Exam. But first, let me introduce to someone. You may have heard of Senator Kelly. Well, he has recently been promoted to a school inspector. How this is a promotion, don't ask me: I'm a physics teacher, not a rocket scientist. But anyway, heeeeeeeere's Inspector Kelly!" Applause erupted through the classroom as Inspector Kelly walked in and took a seat.
"Now, I want you all to be good for the next two days or else Inspector Kelly will tear down our school for good! Now then, Kurt, will you please pass out the tests?" Kurt Wagner, Nightcrawler, then began teleporting around the room, handing out tests.
BAMF! One for Spider-Man.
BAMF! One for Iceman.
BAMF! One for Kingpin.
BAMF! One for Mr. Fantastic.
"Good luck, mien freud," Nightcrawler whispered to Mr. Fantastic.
BAMF! One for Dr. Doom.
"I hate you, mien freud," Nightcrawler whispered to Dr. Doom.
BAMF! One for Punisher.
BAMF! One for Red Skull.
BAMF! One for Captain America.
BAMF! One for Iron Man.
BAMF! One for Galactus.
BAMF! One for Bruce Banner.
BAMF! One for Magneto.
BAMF! One for Thing.
BAMF! One for Thor.
BAMF! One for Green Goblin.
BAMF! One for Human Torch.
BAMF! One for Sabretooth.
BAMF! One for Quicksilver.
BAMF! One for himself.
"Let the test begin!"