Period 7
The single file walked into Doctor Strange's mystical library.
"Don't touch!" Strange shouted out to Iceman, who was about to grab the Eye of Agamotto and see what it does. "Now then, please remove your books and open to page 1!"
"That's the Table of Contents," Banner said.
"Well, that's the best, Mr. Banner. By the way, have you taken any steps to prevent your horrid future?"
"Um, well, upon analysis of my DNA after that gamma radiation explosion, I discovered that, under stress, I may mutate into a creature with enhanced physical capabilities and a very small brain which acts purely on instinct."
"Hmm," Doctor Strange thought out loud, "I see... Of course, your latin is difficult, so I can't figure out exactly what you're trying to say..."
"It's not latin, it's science..."
"Oh, please!" Goblin shouted out. "He's the Hu-"
"But," Doc Strange interrupted, "it sounds a little like the Hulk..."
"IT IS THE HULK!!!! I'M THE HULK, ALREADY!!!! I'M THE HULK! I'M THE HULK! I'M THE HULK! I'M THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"An interesting theory, but highly unlikely," Doctor Strange responds. "When did you say you made these observations again?"
"Nearly a decade ago!"
"Ha! That's funny! But, I only told you of your grave danger just yesterday, so -"
"Look," Bruce grumbled, "can we learn Tom Sawyer, already?"
"Fine! But if you are infected by a magical force beyond your 'science', then don't come crying to me!"
