Period 8
When the class entered their Art classroom, they found no trace of Cletus Cassidy, Carnage (or, as Spider-Man believes, Venom).
"Hey, where's my old arch-enemy?" Spidey wondered.
"He's your current arch-enemy," Reed reminded him.
"Naa, he got cancer and auctioned his symbiote to some random dude. He's my old arch-enemy, all right?"
"No, you're thinking of Venom."
"This is Venom."
"No, it's – Oh, never mind!" Reed was now quite frustrated.
Just then, Professor X's voice boomed inside of their heads.
This morning, Carnage walked in dripping blood on the floor. Pyro, the school janitor, was annoyed for he just cleaned the halls and killed your teacher. Therefore, Art classes are cancelled until Carnage comes back from the dead.
"Well," Thor reckoned, "guess the teach was literally fired! Ha! Get it, 'cause Pyro used fire to kill him? Get it – it's funny! See – I, Thor, God of Thunder, Son of Odin, can be humorous, too!"
Inspector Kelly sighed, jotting down more notes.