A/N: Well, I'm back again. Yay?! Anyway, I don't have much to say again… except that the song will be "Falling In Love With Love" from Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella.

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything by Rodgers and Hammerstein. Deal with it.

Harry Potter: A Hot New Musical

Never Fall In Love With Ronald Weasley

Phantom Commentary: I rather liked this interaction between Lavender Brown and her mother right after Ron revealed that he was in love with Hermione. Sadly though there was an… (ahem) accident. And the mother was unable to attend.

-Black Out-

-Lights Up-

Lavender was thrown across the couch in front of the fireplace in the Common Room. She was crying… bawling actually. She had sat up waiting for Ron to come back so that she could plead with him but he had yet to return with the bookworm.

So who was a girl to turn to?

Lavender began to run up the stairs to get some parchment to write her mother but stopped halfway up. Why should she write and wait for a response? She could go by Floo straight to her mother's bedroom! She still had a stash that her grandmother had sent her for her birthday for emergencies.

This was an emergency.

So Lavender simply reached inside her cloak pocket and threw some of the dust into the fireplace, waiting for the green flames. When they came she nearly squeaked in surprise.

"Mother's!" she demanded and threw herself into the fire. The audience gasped at this but were in awe when the set changed and suddenly Lavender was dusting herself off in what appeared to be a very lavish and grand bedroom.

"Who's there?" a female voice gasped, a light switching on. A middle-aged woman sat up straight in her bed and peeled off a facemask. When she saw her daughter standing in the fireplace, face blotched from crying and eyes swelling, she immediately ran over. "Oh Lavender, what's wrong?" she cooed and brought Lavender over to a plushy couch.

"Ron… Ron…" Lavender stuttered before clamming up again. But she managed to choke it out. "Ron loves Hermione Granger!" she screeched and hid her face in her hands, crying again. Lavender's mother frowned, tossing her silky hair behind her shoulder.

"Oh sweetie… I'm so sorry," Mrs. Brown sympathized and placed a hand on Lavender's shoulder. "You know how men are. They are just a bunch of gargoyles."

"Oh but mother!" Lavender wailed, flinging herself into her mother's arms for a hug. "I was so in love with him! I had never felt this way before! Why can't he just love me back?" Mrs. Brown's eyebrows raised and she laughed a little.

"Oh but darling… haven't you heard? Falling in love with love is for fools," she reprimanded and pushed Lavender off her.

This was the orchestra's cue and they quickly picked up a bright and mildly quick tune, something that rather reminded the audience of a circus really.

"Falling in love with love is falling for make-believe!" Mrs. Brown began, standing for emphasis. "Falling in love with love is playing the fool!" Lavender gaped up at her mother, wondering how this was supposed to help her. "Caring too much is such a juvenile fancy," Lavender's mother continued, holding a hand to her heart in a fakey swoon.

"Mother," Lavender sighed but Mrs. Brown just raised a hand up to silence her.

"Learning to trust is just for children in school," she pointed out and motioned towards her daughter disapprovingly. Lavender sighed but didn't interrupt.

Mrs. Brown danced across the stage to retrieve something from her closet. She revealed a large brimmed, beautiful hat and had changed into beautiful, soft robes. Her neck was decorated with beads and on her wrists were many bracelets and other such accessories.

"I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full," she recalled whimsically, staring doe-eyed off into the distance.

In one corner of the stage a young, shadowed stranger escorted a younger version of Mrs. Brown along a meadow. They laughed and flirted over Mrs. Brown's singing but she continued on anyway.

"I was unwise with eyes unable to see!" Lavender looked away from the image and noticed that even her mother's previously plain singing voice had transformed into a soft operatic voice. "I fell in love with love ever-lasting…" her mother paused dramatically, still staring off dreamily at the couple.

The man suddenly pulled the woman towards him, holding her hand for support and began to say something. The young Mrs. Brown's face fell and she began to plead with the man, beg with him but the man was leaving.

Mrs. Brown stared at the image before turning back sharply to her daughter and in an instant she ripped the hat off and pulled the beads along with it. "But love fell out with me!" she snarled and Lavender drew away, slightly frightened but mesmerized.

"Falling in love with love," Lavender began hesitantly, thinking over her mother's words. They mad sense and surprisingly… they made her feel better about it. Like she could just forget him and it wouldn't matter. "Is falling for make-believe…" she sang.

"Falling in love with love is playing the fool!" Mrs. Brown affirmed and placed her hand on Lavender's shoulder. The two women then stared straight at each other, a smile growing on their face.

"Caring too much is such a juvenile fancy," they sang in unison while rising. "Learning to trust is just for children in school!" Lavender broke away from her mother and walked to the center of the stage, no longer crying or even really sad.

"I fell in love with love one night when the moon was full," she soloed. "I was unwise with eyes unable to see!" Lavender's face took a scowl as she now came to terms with the fact that she needed to hate Ron. "I fell in love with love everlasting…" Mrs. Brown then pranced up to be by her daughter's side and the two turned so they were facing each other.

"But love fell out with me!" they sang together, voices getting louder and then cutting away quite abruptly.

-Black out-

Phantom Commentary: I thought it was a wonderful mother-daughter scene… sadly because of the aforementioned accident we were unable to actually perform it. (pause) Well it's not MY fault that she defied my orders! When I saw "If you fail to follow my instruction a disaster beyond your imagination will occur" I mean it darnit!

A/N: Okay so… umm… REVIEW! I know it was SUPER short but I just wanted to update because it's been a while now. Forgive me.