A/N: So, I'm back again! Yay? The song will be "Without Love" from Hairspray (This is the second Hairspray, isn't it? Wow…) so… enjoy! Or the Phantom shall have to do to you what he did to Mrs. Brown. And it was not pretty.

And just as a heads up, I had to change a lot of the lyrics. It's not even funny how much I had to change. Just so ya'll know.

And another note (I promise, I'll shut up soon) I went with the movie lyrics. I just thought it would be more fun to have Harry singing to a picture. xD And I don't think anyone would be in jail so…

Disclaimer: I don't own Hairspray or Harry Potter

Harry Potter: A Hot New Musical!

You Better Not Leave Me Without Love

Phantom Commentary: So, this was a lovely little ditty that I thought described student relationships surprisingly well. Not that I would… know. (ahem) But I felt it was a fun song to break the tension in the play. Unfortunately, I never got it approved in time and we had to go with all the depressing stuff. As if I haven't already had enough of that in my life.

-Black Out-

-Lights Up-

Harry stomped up the stone staircase, fuming and silently hurting in his heart. He stomped and moaned all the way to his dorm room where he then promptly flopped on his bed in a disgruntled mess. Then, he snatched a brush and tried to comb his hair, flashing a smile into his hand mirror when it remained sexily mussed.

Then he frowned and flopped on his back, seeming distressed.

"Once I was a selfish fool," he sang sadly, the music starting up with him, "Who never understood." Harry lifted himself up into a seated position again, remembering how he used to always think that everyone hated him. Good times. "Never looked inside myself." Harry grabbed his hand mirror and lifted it to his face, checking his teeth before giving his 'Boy-Who-Lived-And-Was-Hot-Because-Of-It" smile. "But on the outside, I looked good," he admitted, winking at his reflection and tossing the mirror away for the last time.

Harry suddenly reached under his mattress and pulled an object out, looking to make sure Ron didn't suddenly burst in the dorm. Then he revealed a picture frame, with a picture that was hidden from the audience, and he smiled down at it.

"Then we met, and you made me the man I am today," Harry explained, giving the picture a small kiss before clutching it to his chest. "Ginny, I'm in love with you, no matter what I say!" he declared, pulling the picture back to eyesight.

The lights flashed to reveal the other side of the stage that had been in darkness until now and revealed Ginny sitting with Dean, his arm draped around her shoulders.

"Without love," Harry and Ginny sang in unison, staring wistfully at each other.

"Life is like the seasons with no summer," Harry realized, thinking of how much he would miss the warm weather.

"Without love," the two harmonized again, Ginny looking at Dean in a dissatisfied way. Dean seemed to be frozen in time, unable to move or hear the song around him.

"Life is like rock-and-roll without a drummer," he gasped, knowing that the Weird Sisters would have never made it without a solid drummer. And where would he be then? Just as horrible as being without Ginny, he would bet.

"Ginny," Harry began before Ginny jumped in to join him.

"I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be," they sang, Ginny starting to stand but sat back down with Dean again.

"Without love," Harry sang, hitting the hard notes flawlessly and grinning in self-accomplishment. "Ginny, never set me free." Harry now leapt to his feet, holding the picture out at arms length so he could stare into Ginny's eyes with ease.

"No I ain't lying," the two sang as Ginny looked up where she knew Harry's room to be. Fourth window, first bed. "Never set me free! No, no, no!"

Suddenly the center of the stage (which had been separating Ginny and Harry) lit up and revealed Ron and Hermione in the Library.

"Living as a Pureblood," Ron began, not batting an eye when Hermione barely looked up from her book to acknowledge him. "Pure is everywhere you go. Who'd have thought I'd love a girl whose blood was dark as mud below," Ron sang romantically and Hermione lifted her head to see her new boyfriend.

"In my books of knowledge life was just a sugary snack," Hermione sang in return and smiled at Ron lovingly. "But now I've tasted ginger and I'm never going back!"

"Cause without love," the two sang, leaning forward and clasping hands.

"Life is like a snap that won't explode, yeah!" Ron insisted, thinking fondly of his favorite game.

"Without love," they sang again, with Hermione laughing at her poor Ron.

"Life is poor old Lockheart in the nut house," Hermione added, laughing again at the scowl that crossed Ron's face and gave him a quick kiss.

"Darling, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be without love," they swore, Ron blushing to his ears and Hermione with a serious expression.

"So darling, never set me free," Ron blurted, hardly believing that he had actually said it. Hermione gasped in surprise too but she immediately rewarded him but returning the sentiment.

"I'm yours forever," they sang in a duet, "Never set me free! No, no, no!"

And as the two leaned in again to meet each other the lights immediately brightened in Harry's end where he had thrown the picture frame on his pillow and was staring down on it on his belly sadly.

"If I'm left without my baby-doll, I don't know what I'll do," Harry declared dramatically, flipping onto his back and giving a loud sigh.

Ginny looked at Dean's arms that were locked around her and turned away, disgruntled.

"Harry, I've got break out so that I can get my hands on you," she decided and broke away from Dean's embrace, never looking to see his now unfrozen expression.

"And, 'Mione, if I can't touch you I'm gonna lose control," Ron cried and Hermione abandoned her book again to grasp his hand, calming him down.

"Ronald, you're my bright red knight!" Hermione promised, despite Ron's deepened blush, "I've found my brown-eyed soul!"

"Sweet freedom is our goal!" all four students shouted in unison from their different spots on the stage.

"Gin! I wanna kiss ya!" Harry nearly screamed in frustration. He leapt up and dashed towards the door, planning on ripping her from Dean himself. When he opened his door however he saw Ginny just reaching to opening it in wide-eyed surprise.

"I'll have you know I'm on parole!" Ginny explained loudly, grabbing one of Harry's hands with a wide smile.

Harry grabbed Ginny's other hand and hoped she wouldn't find the picture he had been staring at. Ron and Hermione had merely stood up, grabbed hands, and turned to face the audience. "Cause without love," they all sang in unison.

"Life is like a match that won't invite us," Ron sang, wincing as he thought of a world without being allowed to watch a quidditch match.

"Without love," all four sang again, giggling with their newfound love.

"Life's catching up to Tom and dying slowly," Harry shuddered.

"Without love."

"Life's a great big book when you can't buy it!" Hermione screeched, her mind nearly blowing a gasket. Ron, however, was just glad to see that he was that important to her.

"Without love."

"Life is like my mother on a diet," Ginny gasped and twisted her face into a grimace.

Then, suddenly, the stage was no longer separated and the four friends crossed into other sections, dancing in their respective couples.

"Like a week that's only Mondays. Only ice cream, never sundaes," they all sang to each other, circling through the different sets in time with the music. "Like a circle with no center. Like a door marked, 'Do not enter!'"

Then, they all stopped circling and instead turned their bodies to face each other. "Darling, I'll be yours forever 'cause I never wanna be without love."

"Yes, now you've captured me," Hermione sang to Ron and Harry sang to Ginny. Both Weasleys blushed considerably.

"Without love," the four sang together again.

"I surrender happily," Ron sang to Hermione and Ginny sang to Harry.

"Without love," they all repeated.

"Oh, Ronald!" Hermione cried, now allowing herself to be surprised at her own actions.

"Never set me free," all four sang passionately, dancing again. "No, I ain't lyin'. Never set me free," they promised each other. "No, no, no! No, I don't wanna live without love, love, love!"

Now the friends acknowledged each other, Ron grudgingly nodding towards Harry and Harry trying not to imagine his two friends being together. Then, as a group, they linked hands and turned to face the audience.

"Darling, you had best believe me," they sang into the crowd, "Never leave me without love!"

The music ended with a bang and the lights went out quickly.

-Black Out-

A/N: So, that was it. Please review!