AN: Hey! (cricket chirps) This is the second installment of the 'Zrack' series. Heh, Zrack…XD

Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda. Nor Duck Tape. Nor Barbie. Nor Britney Spears…O.o

Third-Person POV. May offend some viewers. Don't say I didn't warn you!

EDIT: I had previously updated the wrong version. Sorry about that, guys!

Pancakes, Frilly Shoes and Sunflowers- Chapter Two

It was a slightly appealing day in the Twilight Realm. Zant-the Master of the Universe- was currently flipping pancakes while listening (and singing along) to random Britney Spears music that blasted out of his Barbie radio.

Zant sighed sadly when he flipped a pancake over on the pan. He would be so lonely without Mr. Snuggles, his loveable stuffed peacock.

His gaze wondered over to the picture of his mother on a frame near the stove. Ah, he missed his mother! His mother had died after taking an overdose of too much drugs. Zant always assumed that drugs meant medication, as his mother told him.

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"Now, now, now!" Zant's mother scolded. "Don't you act all civil and try to make a living like your father. Go off and make fun of the other children!"

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Ah, he had such fond memories.

Zant snapped out of his thoughts just in time to realize that the pancakes were just ready. He usually only ate one pancake, but he couldn't let Mr. Snuggles starve, could he? That would be very rude and mean of him to do to his loveable, cute peacock friend of his!

Ding Dong! Ding-dong!

The doorbell rang and Zant excitedly dashed out of the kitchen and to the door. He was currently living in an apartment you see, even though he was King. He liked small spaces.

When Zant opened the door, he was disappointed that a person wasn't there…but a present! Oh goody! Zant always liked presents!

He greedily sat down on the same chair that broke yesterday (he had fixed it with Duck Tape) and read the note that was on the gift.

"To, Zant.

From: Your Secret Admirer"

His eyes went wide and he started jumping up and down while squealing with glee. "I have a secret admirer! I have a secret admirer! I have a-" He stopped suddenly as his attention snapped to the sunflowers that had been wrapped together with an orange bow. He happily skipped over to where he kept his vase and carefully arranged the sunflowers in the vase so they looked like a yellow smiling face.

Happy with this accomplishment, Zant decided to celebrate. Ignoring his uneaten pancake, he merrily picked up Mr. Snuggles and trotted off towards his wardrobe. Oh, how he loved clothes!

Zant giggled as he pulled out the favourite out of all of his clothes! His pink and yellow frilly shoes!

It was like something out of a movie! Whenever he would put those shoes on, he felt like he could be a ballerina and dance the night away!

Something kept on telling him about this green-clad boy that was messing up his plans on making every squirrel in the universe to wear sparkling violet dresses, but he had more important things to attend too.

Zant beamed when he found a crumpled ten-dollar bill on the floor and he knew what he wanted to do with it.

"Come on, Mr. Snuggles! Let's go…SHOPPING!"

And so, our loveable and playful mastermind happily skipped down the twilight-infested road, ready to spend his money on pitiful accessories and jewelry.


AN: So…did you love it? Hate it? Do you want to repeatedly stab me with something red hot because I just made fun of your favourite character?

I don't own Duck Tape or Britney Spears, obviously.

I had to look up common words in an online thesaurus and pick the 'gay sounding ones' to further suit Zant's 'personality' Hah, I like how it's turning out.

Review if you want. Flames accepted and expected! O.o