AN: Here's part three of the 'Zrack' series! This is from Zant's POV as always. I'm not sure if this is funny or not.
Disclaimer: I do not own the poem 'Nevermore' by Edgar Allen Poe. Or any of the other things I make fun of here.
Quote the Cucco: 'Nevermore'- Chapter Three
I stood waiting. Waiting at my chamber door. Er…more like apartment door. I narrowed my eyes slightly; I thought I had heard something.
Shaking the feeling off, I went over to my kitchen to grab Mr. Snuggles, my stuffed peacock.
I shivered slightly. I didn't like this feeling…
I yelped when I heard a knock coming from my chamb- apartment door. I yelled out, "Who's there? Knocking at my…door?"
There was no answer. Holding Mr. Snuggles closer to me, I slowly approached the door.
I heard another knock, this time it was louder. I squeaked in fear and jumped back from the door as if it tried to bite me.
A moment passed by, and I held out my hand to open up my rickety door. In flew a…thing. I couldn't tell what it was.
I recoiled and jumped back, holding up my fists in fright.
There in front of me, was this…bird. I couldn't tell what it was, but it was all…white and fluffy. I squealed a little. I love fluffy things!
Just then, the bird clucked at me and flew up…right onto my tea set.
I screamed when the thing landed on my special teacup, breaking it into little pieces. I held Mr. Snuggles tighter.
The bird-thing screeched in pain as the glass cut into it's flesh. It flew up, up, up on top the molding on my chamber door.
I glared at it. I didn't like it.
I realized just then it was a cucco. It stared at me with its hollow black eyes before clucking, "Never more"
I growled at it and tried to get it off of my molding on my apartment door. It just clucked angrily and flew just beyond my reach.
I stopped my flailing and glared up at the cucco. It looked at me again and squawked, "Never more"
It was making me angry, so I threw Mr. Snuggles at it. The Cucco tore it apart though and I shrunk away from the bird.
It looked at me and seemed to smirk at me, "Nevermore"
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It's been a few weeks, and the cucco was still sitting on top my apartment door. I was sprawled across the floor, crying my eyes out.
I heard it's clucking voice, "Never more…" It echoed in my head a few times.
"Never more. Never more…. Never….More…."
AN: I don't think this was as funny or as crazy as the other ones, but I got random inspiration for this one while working on F.F.F. Yes people, that story still lives! Halleluiah! XD
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