Jim Halpert
Are you grim?
Feeling the need to plan on the whim?
I have someone for you: Jim.
Jim Halpert,
He's what some would call an expert.
He hears what you say, he's very alert.
Jim Halpert.
You won't be bored
When he takes you to a concert.
If you wear a skirt,
And you like to flirt,
Maybe you've seen Jim Halpert.
He might not be an extrovert
But knows how to look good in a t-shirt.
Jim Halpert.