Pam Beesley
If you want to hang out with someone easy
Try Pam Beesley.
She's a true lady,
So when you watch TV make sure it's PG.
She can tell if you're a scam,
Don't call her "ma'am."
'Cause to you she's just Pam.
Pam Beesley comes with a fee,
She's a big fan of tea with Brie.
If you're heart has a lock,
Then she'll be the key.
Soon you'll be calling her Sweet-pea,
You're very own Pam Beesley.