Author's Notes: I really didn't expect this to be such a hit. I was kind of in a hurry. But you all loved it so I'm back for more. I'm taking a break from my other stories to think a while about them and what should happen. Meanwhile, old Carmelita will have to entertain you.
Carmelita and the Cakesniffers
On top of the last safe place Carmelita sat on her boat playing pirate as Esme was getting interviewed. Violet entered to see what Esme wanted.
"Isn't she darling?" questioned Esme.
"Yeah, whatever," said Violet.
"PIRATES!" screamed Carmelita.
"MONEY!" screamed Esme.
"PAPER!" screamed Geraldine Julinne and threw her paper in the air.
"CONCIERGES!" screamed Violet.
"Alright, what's wrong with you this time?" said Fernald, who wasn't there.
"CAKESNIFFER!" screamed Carmelita as she pointed to Fernald.
"I'm not a cakesniffer," said Fernald.
"CAKESNIFFING FERNALDS ON THE FAT HOTEL! CAKESNIFFING FERNALDS ON THE.." screamed Carmelita.
"Shut up, Carmelita," said Fernald.
"What's going on?" questioned Klaus who had arrived after showing his ex-boss the sauna.
"KLAUS!" screamed Fiona, who wasn't there. She ran over and started maliciously kissing him.
"Fiona," said Fernald, "Could you guys do that somewhere else, please?" Fiona couldn't here him and Klaus was choking.
"NOODLES!" screamed Esme and began randomly slapping a noodle everywhere. By this time Fiona had been enveloped so much in Klaus that she didn't see where she was going and fell in the water.
"GET OFF MY SHIP," screamed Carmelita.
"Excuse her," said Klaus, meaning Fiona, "She thinks I'm really cute."
"THEN SHE"S A CAKESNIFFER!" screamed Carmelita.
"Oh, no," said Klaus seeing Fiona's expression.
"Did you call me a cakesniffer?" implied Fiona.
"CAKESNIFFING FOUR-EYES IN THE SWIMMING POOL! CAKESNIFFING FOUR-EYES IN THE SWIMMING POOL!" screamed Carmelita.
"DOODLES!" screamed Esme and began randomly slapping some paper with drawings on it everywhere.
"CAKESNIFFING FOUR…" started Carmelita. Klaus punched her in the nose.
"Revenge is sweet," said Klaus.
"Oh, my gosh," said Fiona , "I didn't know you were so brave" She started maliciously kissing him again.
"It-was-just-a-girl-Fiona," choked Klaus. Everyone hoisted Klaus up on their shoulders and went to get pizza to celebrate Carmelita's temporary unconsciousness.