A/N: Whoa this chapter was hard to write...but I really hope ya'll enjoy!
Disclaimer: THE BOONDOCKS STILL DOESN'T BELONG TO ME! Oh and I dont own Nintendo either...
Chapter 5: GOAL!
After school in WHS Parking Lot…
"Jazzy, yo party is gonna be off the Richter scale!" Riley gave her a bear hug.
"That's my ribs!" Jazmine yelled in pain, slapping Riley across the face.
"Okay…my bad. I'll let go." He dropped her and then rubbed his sore right cheek.
"I can't wait until tonight!" Cindy spoke, eyes sparkling in excitement.
"Yea, I haven't been to a house party in a min!" Caesar said watching some leaves blow by.
"Huey, you are coming tonight, right?" Jazmine asked her love.
"Nope." Huey simply replied. He opened his driver's door and got into his car.
"Why not?" Jazmine's emerald eyes watered.
"Too many niggas will be there." Huey then slammed the door closed. "C'mon Riley and Caesar."
The two boys followed as commanded and got into the sedan.
"Please Huey, I really need you to come!" Jazmine begged.
"Why?"
"Um…because I need protection." Jazmine lied.
"Well if it's like that then you shouldn't have a damn house party." Huey then drove off.
"Just a little bit, of your love…" Jazmine sang to herself as she saw the black Sentra drive out of sight.
"Jazzy, he's just playing hard to get." Cindy reassured her best friend.
"Whatever, so are you coming to help me set up the party?" Jazmine asked, a semi-smile appearing on her face.
"Of course gurl and I know this DJ that is mean on the 2's and 2's!" Cindy replicated a DJ.
"Uh it's one's and two's." Jazmine giggled.
Later that day, 5:45pm…
"So when does the niggafest start?" Huey asked Riley keeping his eyes glued to his book.
"It starts at…" Riley started but then noticed what Huey asked. "It ain't no niggafest, it's just a party SON!"
"Right…" Huey rolled his eyes. "What time does it start?"
"9 o' clock."
"Oh…" Huey's eyes turned into slits.
"Yea so since yo lame ass ain't goin, whatchu up to tonight?" Riley laughed.
"You know the usual, blogging for the new world, Chi Meditation-" he was cut off by his arrogant brother.
"LAME! YOU'RE SUCH A NERD!" Riley massage his temples.
"Thanks."
"Anywho, uh I need somethin' to kill time." Riley yawned, his noticed it was only 5:47 and the party was still no where close to being ready. "How bout' a round of Mario Strikers: Charged?"
Ed Wuncler The Third, grandson of Ed Wuncler and father of Ed Wuncler The Fourth, gave Riley an XBOX 360, Playstation 3 and an Nintendo Wii for his birthday last year. Riley had nearly had an heart attack on his own birthday after receiving these gifts worth more than one grand.
"Alright, just keep the trash talk to a minimal. I mean I am going to win after all. It wouldn't make sense for talk a lot, if you can't back it up." Huey chuckled, grabbing his black Wii Remote and Nunchuk.
"Whatever, nigga." Riley said grabbing his Wii Remote and Nunchuk. "Game recognize game, Huey!"
After five minutes of setting up the rules and regulations, the battle was written in stone. Huey chose Mario and Riley chose Luigi. They we're playing 'First to 10 goals' match-up.
"You goin' down punk!" Riley yelled as the game began.
"Yea suuure…" Huey said with sarcasm dipping from his tongue.
A/N: Remember Huey is Team Mario and Riley is Team Luigi…
The game started off with Mario gaining possession of the metallic soccer ball but that was quickly ceased as Luigi tackled Mario into the dirt. Now The Green Machine, known as Luigi was taking the ball up into Mario's territory. He passed the ball to one of his three teammates, Koopa. The green-shelled turtle then passed the ball to Monty Mole, another member of Luigi's team. Birdo, one of the team members for Mario's team came running full speed towards the player with the ball. Being quick and nimble despite his size, Monty Mole dug a hole into the ground and once Birdo got under him, he spouted back to the surface causing the female dinosaur to fly straight into the deadly electric fence. The mole then passed the ball to the final member of the team, Toad. The small mushroom-headed warrior began his quest towards the goal. As he approached his final destination, only one object stood in his way, the goalie.
"Aye Huey, I'm about to hurt ya feelings if you don't mind." Riley smiled as he executed his master play.
Toad ran full speed at the goalie as if he was going to run straight through him. Just as Kritter (the goalie) tried to snatch the ball away, Toad became airborne, took the ball between his little feet and did a front flip over the stunned crocodile.
"What the hell?" Huey shouted, noticing now their was no goalie protecting his goal.
As soon as Riley saw the goalie down for the count…he shot the ball into the open goal.
"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!" Riley screamed in a Spanish accent. "In yo face nigga!"
"Bullshit." Huey mumbled.
"What? What ya say nigga? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Toad scoring that goal on yall bitch asses!!!"
1-0
The score was now 1-0. Mario now had possession of the ball once again and this time he was going to do it right.
'I need to charge the ball up so I can get the easy score.' Huey thought to himself.
The object of Mario Strikers: Charged is to charge up the ball and try to score on the opposition as much as possible. The more charged the ball is, the easier it is to score. This can be easily achieved by either passing the ball until it turns white or just charging up your shot before you release it.
The Mario team began to lob the ball back and forth to each other like they were playing catch. From Birdo, to Mario, to Hammer Bro, to Dry Bones and back to Mario the ball continued to fly through the air until it was covered in a white aura. The current holder of the ball was no other than Birdo, one of the baddest shooters this side of the Mushroom Kingdom. Riley caught onto what Huey was doing and tried to tackle Birdo but it was a little too late. The ball was launched from Birdo's snout with tremendous force and speed. Kritter swatted the shot but the force knocked him back into the goal. The ball flew back toward Hammer Bro. Taking advantage of the weaken defense, Hammer Bro took out his hammer and clubbed the ball off the rebound.
"Goal. Mario." Huey said calmly as he watch the shot hit the upper left corner of the goal.
"That was luck nigga…"
1-1
Meanwhile at The DuBois Residence…6:15pm
"Ok here are all of the emergen-" Sarah DuBois, the mother of Jazmine was suddenly interrupted.
"Honey, it's okay." District Attorney, Thomas DuBois patted his wife on the shoulder. "Jazmine is seventeen now, she can watch herself."
"That's right daddy, you don't have to worry about me!" Jazmine smiled.
"Ok princess, we trust you to not do anything we wouldn't do…" Sarah said while grabbing the last of her luggage.
"Yea like throw a big party…I mean you can get ANALLY RAPED!" Tom screamed.
"Tom!" Sarah slapped some sense into her husband.
"Oops, got carried away again."
"Yea I can see that." Jazmine snickered.
"Well we've gotta go, the flight leaves at 7:15, so you have a good weekend, LOVE YOU!" Tom said, as Sarah joined him in saying those last two words.
"See ya later mommy and daddy, love you both too!" Jazmine squeaked as she hugged her parents.
The two lawyers then made their exit. Once Tom and Sarah pulled out of the driveway, a hug grin crept across Jazmine's face.
"PARTY TIME!" she yelled while doing a cartwheel.
Meanwhile back at the Freeman Residence…6:45pm
The score of the game was as followed:
9-9
"This is it." Huey said as he looked Riley square in the eyes.
"Ew nigga you gay!" Riley turned his head away from Huey.
The final showdown began with Luigi having control of the ball. He passed it over to his number #1 shooter, Monty Mole. However Mario did a slide tackle to sweep the ball from right under his feet. Mario then cocked his foot all the way back and swung it forward with great force. This not only charged the ball up, but it also gave Mario two power-ups.
'Oh these might be useful.' Huey said in his mind, noticing his items.
Kritter caught the ball and threw it to Luigi. The ball was still particularly charged so Riley took his chances and copied what Mario did. No prevail, Mario's Kritter swatted the ball away like a pesky fly on the wall. However just like Mario, now Luigi had two power-ups. Luigi automatically used one of his items, which helped him a lot. It was three red Koopa shells. These shells are like heat-seeking missiles, they take out three players from the other team. Luigi then lobbed the ball to Koopa. The turtle became airborne and did a bicycle kick, hoping to score. Once again Mario's Kritter knocked the ball away.
"Damn it! You cheatin…"
"Shut yo dumb ass up, Riley."
Now Mario's team had the ball once again. Huey knew that if he didn't score on this possession the game would be over for him. He decided it was time to use his favorite item…
"SUPER MARIO TIME!"
"What?" Riley's eyes became the sizes of saucers as he noticed what his brother was talking about.
Mario had transformed into Super Mario. He became ten times his normal size. This once intense soccer game now looked like a scene from Godzilla as Mario destroyed everything in his path, even his own teammates. Now that he had a clear path it was just now him and Luigi's Kritter. Mario cocked his leg back once again and charged the ball up to it's maximum capacity. Electricity was surging all over the field, then suddenly Mario went airborne. Once he reached the top of stadium, his eyes burned with the fury to win…
"Let's see you stop THIS!" Huey laughed.
Mario then kicked the ball and it separated into 6 other metallic balls.
"Oh HELL no!" Riley said in shock. He knew if he didn't block all six goals the game would be over. Riley's eyes became one with the TV. The youngest member of the household held his arm steady as he aimed the cursor at the screen and began his final mission.
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
'Yes only one mo…' Riley said to himself, but his nose began to itch. 'OH SHIT! NOT NOW PLEASE NOT NOW..' he screamed to himself as he tried to hold his sneeze in. The sneeze went away, causing Riley to re-focus on the task at hand…
"ACHOO!" Huey suddenly sneezed, causing Riley to drop his Wii remote and miss the final goal.
"You son of a-" Riley was interrupted by the sounds of 'Heat' by 50 Cent coming from his cell phone. "I'll get back to cussin' ya ass out in a sec, gotta take this."
He flipped his cellphone open and warmly greeted his caller. "Wuts good?"
"All is good." Caesar answered back.
"Oh what you callin me for?"
"Because I need to talk to Huey, hand him the phone."
"Whatever…" Riley then tossed the phone to his brother. "Here your boyfriend is on the phone."
"Hello?"
"Sup Huey, now I know you're going to the party tonight."
"No, I have better things to do than listen to horrible mainstream music, dance, listen to all the latest gossip and eat them horrible snacks."
"But what if I told you that there was going to be fat-free snacks?"
"No damn it! I'm not going to the DAMN party."
"Fine, I hope you have a good night." Caesar then hung up.
"You see Huey? Even your own friends know you're a NERD!"
"Whatever Riley, the point is while you guys are at that party you can be helping me start the REVOLUTION!" Huey stood up.
"You know what…I'm gonna go get ready for the party now." Riley then left the room.
"Well now that he's gone I can check my e-mails I suppose."
Huey logged onto the computer and double-clicked on the Mozilla Firefox icon.
"Hopefully my website is still in the address bar…" Huey clicked on the arrow and all of his history had been replaced with Riley's favorite TRASH!" Huey slammed the keyboard, causing multiple keys to pop off.
Meanwhile at the DuBois Residence…8:35PM
"Jazzy, this is gonna be the best!" Cindy hugged her best friend. The Diddy lover had on her new black and pink Tinkerbell NASCAR jacket, pink leather pants and some black and pink Timberlands.
"Oh you lookin' good, gurl!" Jazmine added some bass in her voice to sound like a thug.
"Look who's talking!" Cindy whistled like a wolf. Jazmine had on a slim red dress that was barely mid-thigh in length. It hugged her curves perfectly showing off her goddess-like figure. She also had on a pair of three inch red stilettos. Last but not least she didn't have her hair in two nappy puffballs, but her sandy brown hair was straight and dangling across her back.
"Well I gotta look good since I am hosting this." Jazmine pulled her dress down a little. She felt naked, but beautiful at the same time. 'Only if Huey could see me now.'
"Well we've got like twenty-two minutes to kill, what do you wanna do?" Cindy said, glancing at her watch.
"I don't know…watch TV?" Jazmine turned on the TV.
"What channel?" Cindy yawned.
"You tired already? Caesar hasn't even come yet!"
"So…it's not like I like him or anything. He's just my…homie." Cindy blushed.
"Right…" Jazmine changed the subject. "So where's the DJ?"
The doorbell chimed.
"Speak of the devil." Jazmine opened the door.
"Yo whats up!" said an young Asian boy with DJ headphones draped across his neck.
"Hiro? You're the DJ?!" Jazmine's eyes popped out.
"Uh yea…and I'm gettin' paid fifteen an hour right, Cindy?"
Jazmine glared at Cindy. She shrugged her shoulders. "Yes Hiro."
"Ok well you can set up over there…" Jazmine pointed to the corner of the family room.
25 mins later…
"Aight, everything is set up!" Hiro gave two thumbs up.
"Ok play me a little sample." Jazmine requested.
The sounds of DARE by Gorillaz filled the room.
"He's good…" Jazmine whispered over the scratches Hiro was making on his turntable.
"Yea I told you so!" Cindy said while attempting to rock her hips to the beat.
DING-DONG!
Jazmine ran to the front door and opened it in awe to see three-fourths of WHS standing in her front yard. Lots of them had their own coolers and other party accessories. It was going to be a LONG night for Jazmine DuBois.
It has finally begun…THE PAR-TAY! How much chaos will ensue??? Find out in Chapter 6: House Party/Nothing Like This
One love,
Operation Doomsday