A/N: Happy new year Boondocks fanfiction! How was it for yall? Mine was good...spent time with my inspiration
(girlfriend) but now its time to get back to the FANFICTION. 78 reviews, 2972 hits, 15 favorites and 15 story alerts later, I'm here chapter 10. It's been magical and it's only going to get better. SO LET'S GET IT ON! Also, the song featured in this chapter is called 'Let's Do It Again' by TLC.

Warning: Minor sexual content in this chapter.

Disclaimer: As usual I don't own The Boondocks...Sir Aaron McGruder does.

Chapter 10: You got beef? Well I got the TURKEY, SON!

At The Freeman Residence…(9:45PM)

Huey, Riley and Caesar were all discussing the events that took place earlier that day…

"Caesar, where the hell was you at, mayne?!" Riley growled.

"I was at Cindy's…"

"What?" Riley then stood up from his laid back position on his bed. "Don't cha know it's bros before hoes?!"

"Aye…Cindy isn't a ho!"

"She gotta be if you'd rather cater to her while I was getting beat like a runaway slave!" he yelled, pointing to the various cuts and bruises painted on his body.

Caesar then stood up and grabbed Riley's collar and got into his face…

"Look Riley, you can talk all types of shit to me, but never put Cindy's name into your mouth!"

"Well shit…whatcha gonna do?!"

"Hey hey hey!" Huey yelled as he split the two up. "We're all brothers of the struggle, remember?"

"SHUT YO DUMBASS UP!" Riley and Caesar said in unison.

"Fine." Huey rolled his eyes. "Fight for all I care."

"C'mon Esco, we go way back!" Caesar said trying to calm himself down.

"If we do, where were you at then?"

"I already told you."

"You was with that…" Riley couldn't even finish his sentence due to Caesar's fist socked him in the mouth.

"I warned you." Caesar then got up and left the room. Riley just held his jaw as he saw Huey get up to follow his best friend.

On Timid Deer Lane…(10:00PM)

"Caesar!" Huey chased after the Brooklyn native.

"Yo!" Caesar said stopping in his tracks.

"I'm sorry for Riley's behavior. He's just-"

"A jealous ass nigga!" Caesar then grabbed a garbage can and threw it into the street.

"Calm down, Oscar the Grouch…"

"Nah if he got beef, then I got the turkey, SON!"

"This won't solve nothing!" Huey grabbed his best friend.

"True, but there's no chance of that happening now!" Caesar cracked his knuckles. "Once I put him into place, we good."

"No, a good ass explanation will put him in place."

"Well, it's simple I was with Cindy and I got the call and all, but we was in the middle of 'something'!" he said in a hesitate voice.

Huey slapped Caesar in the face. Some spit flew from Caesar's mouth as the black hand left a mark on his face.

"Nigga, I can't believe you!" Huey said, staring a hole into Caesar's soul.

"No, I was meeting her parents." Caesar said holding his left cheek.

"So why'd you hesitate to tell me this?"

"Because, its against everything we stood for as kids."

"It's okay." Huey patted Caesar's shoulder. "Real love always takes its victim by surprise."

"I know, NOW AT LEAST! But Riley still disrespected my gal, plus I gave him a five knuckle shuffle." Caesar frowned. The two boys stood at the corner of Timid Deer Lane and Un-timid Buck Avenue. The wind swirled around them causing their hair to blow freely into the nighttime air. Getting cold they both bundled up their jackets and continued walking down the street. Little did they know someone was watching from afar. From the distance a red laser shined through the night and made its way to Caesar's forehead. Huey saw the red ray of death and did was only natural…

"CAESAR LOOK OUT!" Huey jumped in front of the laser. On cue six BBs whizzed through the silent night and found themselves lunged into Huey's lower torso. Huey rolled over in pain, as Caesar ran up to come aid his longtime friend.

The next morning…(7:30AM)

Huey and Riley once again found themselves in front of the business-like high school.

"So where's Jazzy at?!" Riley said while adjusting his green and black Nike headband. He also had on a 2XL green tee with a black 3XL on under it. To make his outfit complete, he had on some dark blue Southpole jeans with some green and black Nike SB Dunks.

"She's on her way with Caesar and Cindy." Huey said slowly. He was still in a little pain from last night's assault.

Just on cue, the pink Volkswagen squeezed into the nearest parking space. The driver and the two passengers came out of the car.

"HUEY!" Jazmine yelled like a school girl as she hugged her companion.

" Jazmine…" he winced in pain. "That hurts."

"Sorry boo." she gave him puppy dog eyes.

"It's okay…" he smiled, rubbing her back.

Huey once again then found himself staring at Jazmine. She had on pink Hello Kitty hoodie, with a white headband, khaki capris and all white Nike Air Force Ones. She once again through the powers of the hair care gods, got her hair straightened into a ponytail. His mouth became dry until he was interrupted by the rants of his best friend.

"Riley, that was a punk ass move last night!" Caesar yelled, dreads shaking everywhere.

The Brooklyn native had on a navy blue Phat Farm polo, with a white thermal shirt on underneath. He also had on faded blue jeans with navy blue Reebok Classics.

"What the FUCK is you talkin bout?" Riley asked offended.

"You know damn what I'm talkin about!" Caesar said through gritted teeth. "Why'd you try to shoot me up with your lil p-shooter?!"

"Nigga please, if I wanted to bring the pain…" Riley then got into Caesar's face. "then I'd do it, in ya grill."

"You want another helping'?" Caesar pointed to his fist.

"GUYS NO!" Cindy cried.

She was wearing then same exact thing Caesar was wearing. Just her clothes hugged her curves in every RIGHT way, revealing her rather large BUST size…

"Do it!" Riley insisted. He added more hot sauce to the beef by pointing to his jaw.

Caesar threw the punch and Riley dodged it with relative ease, however it did connect with someone's jaw…

BAM!

Cindy flew a couple of feet in the air and landed on her head with a loud thud. Jazmine, Huey, Caesar and even Riley gasped.

"CYNTHIA!" Caesar cried as he held Cindy in his arms.

"Call 911!" Jazmine yelled, with tears coming from her emerald eyes. Huey got onto his cell phone to call the paramedics.

Riley buried his face into his hands. He took a peek at Caesar, who was drowning in his tears. Never in his seven years in knowing the dreadhead did he ever see him torn up like this. He walked up to try and comfort his friend…

"Look man, I'm sorry THIS happened…"

"Nigga, don't apologize…you meant to do this!" Caesar accused. "Just like you meant to cap me last night TOO!" the tears continued to stream from his chocolate eyes.

"No…never I've known Cindy too long to see her like this." Riley whispered.

"Don't have a guilt trip now…"

"Shut up, shit I try to squash the beef and you bring it back up!" Riley stormed away.

After intentionally bumping into a incoming Huey, he continued to go off to be alone. Huey just shook off his brother's behavior and walked up to his best friend.

"The operator said take her to the school infirmary until the medics arrive." Huey said.

Meanwhile from a distance…

The preps, now wearing all sorts of casts laughed at the scene before them.

"I do say, my plan went perfectly!" Bif smiled.

"Yea boss, stealing Riley's BB gun and trying to shoot Caesar was a superb plan! DAH!" Russel scratched his bald head. Little did they know Carmela was in a tree listening to everything.

"Oh shit! I gotta tell the others!" She said a little too loud.

"What was that sound?" Chad looked up to the trees near them.

'Please don't fall…'she prayed, feeling the branch get weak.

"Probably a bird." Bif assumed.

The preps made their way to the main school building.

Later that night, at Woodcrest Memorial Hospital (9:00PM)

Caesar walked out of Cindy's room. His face was half full of joy, while the other half remained full of sorrow.

"How is she?" Jazmine's voice cracked. She had her head rested on Huey's shoulder.

"She's staying overnight." Caesar took a seat next to Huey. "She has a mild concussion."

"It's a shame…" Huey sighed looking at his best friend.

"I can't believe your brother!" Caesar yelled punching the wall.

"Why?" Huey arched his eyebrow.

"This is his fault!"

"Explain."

"Because, he shot at me last night!"

"What? What does that have to do with your ignorance?"

"My ignorance?"

"Who told you to swing at him, let alone while your love was in front of you two?"

Caesar's eyes started to water up…

"You're right man." a couple of tears fell. "This is my FAULT!"

"No, it's nobody's fault."

Upset with himself, the dreadhead got up from his seat and buried his head into a nearby bulletin board.

Meanwhile in Carmela's room…(9:16PM)

"Young Reezy…" Carmela purred. She had on a red silk nightgown with only God knows what was underneath.

"Sup?" he said while resting his hands behind his head. Cindy getting punched kept replaying in his head.

"I have something important to tell you." she traced circles around his chest.

"Let it wait…" he then rolled on top of her began to kiss her furiously. At first she wanted to tell him to stop but it was SO good, she didn't. Instead she added her own fury to her kiss. Seconds later, different articles of clothing was shattered everywhere. Riley quickly got up to turn off the lights.

"I'm gonna make sweet love to ya baby…" he whispered into her ear.

You sweet young thang you
Whatever you do Lord knows you do it nice and easy
You keep it nice and long
You sexy thang you
Whatever it is you want from me you know I'll satisfy
Just keep the love at home
You give me pleasure
Unlike any pleasure that I've felt or ever seen
I can't get enough of you in me
You know I treasure
Each and every waking moment that you spend with me
I'm in ecstasy

He continue to kiss her lovingly, and she enjoyed every second off of it. She moaned softly, as his warm hand traveled up and down her thick thighs. With all the joy in her body, each time he touched her it caused her to tremble a little. Now it was time for her to take the offensive. She gently rolled him over and got on top of him and positioned her for ignition…

Let's do it again
'Cause I love to make sweet love to you baby
Let's do it again
I wanna go all night long

Five minutes later it was all over. Both lovers were drenched in sweat and each other's love. They cuddled for a little until Carmela broke the silence.

"I love you, boy…" she said in between deep breaths.

"I…" Riley couldn't admit his feelings, not yet at least. "I'm really feelin ya, love."

"You can take your time before you admit your feelings. Be honest with me." she smiled weakly.

Riley kissed her on the forehead. They layed in each other's arms until Riley sperm tank was reloaded.

"OKAY!" he said grabbing another magnum condom. "I'M RELOADED!"

He pounced on her like a jaguar catching its pray, and she loved it. She needed him. She wanted him. She had to have a second helping before her love exploded.

You precious thang you
I love what you do when you do
And you do it oh so special
I don't see nothin' wrong
With nothing 'bout you
Whatever it is that makes you feel so very special
A baby please please keep it on
I so desire
Everything about you and I want you to be close to me
As close as close could ever be
Come light the fire
That waits for you and yearns for you that burns inside of me
Take me to ecstasy

The climax was coming and the room just seemed to be in a whirlwind as Riley moved faster and faster. Carmela on the other hand took it well and screamed louder and louder until she let out a scream similar to a battle cry.

Don't stop please don't stop please please don't stop it
(don't you don't you don't you don't you stop it)
Don't stop please don't stop please please don't stop it
(don't you don't you)
Just do it do it do it do it
Ooh ahh ooh ahh

"Oh my goodness!" Riley roared as his mission came to an untimely end. He slowly took himself out of her and noticed something catastrophic. The shield he was wearing to protect his future. Carmela looked down and noticed the damaged condom.

"Damn I guess I can call you a .45!" she smirked.

"Yep cuz I'm dat magnum buster!" he laughed.

The two laughed until they finally fell asleep in other's arms.

Three months later…

The month is now December, the town of Woodcrest has now became a winter wonderland. Huey was outside shoveling his yard. Hard labor at its finest.

"Man this some ol' bullshit." Huey cursed out loud. As he spoke he saw his breath, which signaled it was near freezing.

"Need help?" a familiar voice asked.

"Nuh uh. You go inside, it's too cold!" he rubbed his hands to keep warm.

"And leave you to do all this work?" Jazmine said in a very concerned tone, almost like a worried mother. Jazmine had on a big puffy pink Baby Phat winter coat with a fur hoody. She also wore some white jeans and had on Timberland snow boots.

"It's okay, I'm a brother of the-" before he could finish his sentence, Jazmine tackled him into the five inch powder.

"Goddamn Jazmine!" Huey said shivering. "Could this get any worse?"

"Nope…but it can get better." she gave him a nice kiss to warm him up. Well his heart and soul at least.

"BOY IS YOU SHOVELIN MY SNOW OR MAKIN LOVE IN IT?!" Granddad yelled from the window. The young couple ignored him and got up from the snow.

"You're such a vixen." Huey said.

Jazmine giggled as she brushed some snow out of her nappy hair, that she was sporting in her single afro puffed ponytail.

"Huey, you need to get Riley and Caesar back on the same page again. They're ruining the gang." Jazmine pouted. A snowflake fell on her nose causing it to wiggle. Huey gently brushed it off and thought of what his girlfriend just stated.

Riley and Caesar unfortunately have been beefing for the last three months. Pretty much having a 'Cold War' with each other as Huey put it. Because there hasn't been any physical altercations, but there has been tons of verbal threats and assaults.

"I've been trying for the last three months and still nothing." Huey threw his hands up in defeat. "Niggas will be niggas."

"Try harder than, please? Pretty pwease" she asked giving him her famous puppy dog face.

"Not the face!" Huey yelled in shock. "Okay I'll try harder." he chuckled as he kissed her on the forehead.

Meanwhile at Caesar's House…

Cindy and Caesar had been talking about Riley all morning and Caesar refused to forgive, let alone forget what happened to Cindy back in September.

"No baby, I won't forgive Riley!" Caesar frowned as he straightened his purple Reebok hoody.

"But you really need to squash this beef. I miss hangin' wit the posse, don't cha to?!" Cindy frowned back. She had on a Sean John rainbow colored turtleneck, with black Rocawear capris and white shoes.

"That nigga shot at me and got you hurt!"

"No he didn't, he might have shot at ya, but I believe him actually…I think he got set up or some other shit."

"Really? That's a damn shame…" Caesar said casually.

"C'mon Mikey…." she gave him a quick peck on the lips.

"Never."

"FINE!" she yelled crossing her arms.

Meanwhile on Timid Deer Lane…

"Riley, aren't you glad it's the weekend?" Carmela cooed.

"Of course, school is so lame!" he said quickly making a snowball out of the snow from the ground.

"We should have a little get together tonight."

"Uh does that require, Caesar?"

"Duh nigga!" Carmela smacked him upside the head.

"OW…why you hit so hard?" he said imitating Osmosis Jones. "But nah I don't want to see him."

"Ah come on, ya'll still beefin?" Carmela stopped walking to face Riley. "Ain't you ever hear of the term: 'Beef ain't nothin I can't stick a fork through'?"

"Uh…no" Riley scratched his head in confusion. "Too bad that nigga thinks I shot at him or somethin'"

"OH MY GOD!" Carmela screamed, almost making Riley piss his pants.

"What's wrong? You ain't put your ointment on today?"

"Shut up…no I totally have some intel about the shooting."

"What?" he asked with an arched eyebrow.

"Yes, three months ago I overheard Bif and his boys talking about how he shot at Caesar and Huey on purpose to get ya framed." Carmela said.

"Oh hell no!" Riley crackled his knuckles.

"Baby…let's tell the others first!"

Later that day at McWunclers…

Riley and Caesar were glaring holes into each other while the others enjoyed each other's company.

"Attention mis amigos!" Carmela stood up from her seat. "I'm sorry for just telling yall this but I overheard them damn preps talkin about how Bif stole Esco's BB submachine gun and used it to frame him." she said quickly.

"And bitch you expect me to believe that bullshit?" Caesar growled.

"Nigga, who the hell are you talkin to like that? Not Mela I hope." Riley then flipped the table over, causing everyone's food to fall and splattered around the marble floor.

"Yes I am…so whatcha gonna do?!" Caesar said cracking his neck.

Huey being the only one brave enough, stood in the middle of the two angry black men.

"Now if one of ya'll hit me, all hell will break loose." he warned them.

Riley threw the first punch and Caesar caught it. Just then Bif, Russel and Chad walked in applauding.

"Fight my puppets…FIGHT!" Bif chuckled. He looked different simply because he didn't have his infamous aquaberry sweater on. Instead he had on a tanktop to show off his newly gained muscles. Over the last three months Bif took up fighting lessons with a master of Muay Thai.

"What?" Both of the boys let their guard down.

"Continue…please!" Chad laughed.

"RUSSEL LOVES FIGHTING AND HAMBURGERS!" he yelled with a mouth of ground beef.

"Shut it!" Bif slapped him.

"So, you really did set me up, eh?" Caesar spat.

"Uh duh…it was the ultimate plan!"

"Well this ends NOW!" Caesar charged at Bif.

The leader of the preps stood his ground as the dreadhead came flying at him like a bullet. Once in range, Caesar kneed Bif in the ribs causing him to clinch them temporarily. Russel let out a gruesome roar and tackled the Brooklyn native to the floor. Bif coughed a little blood out and then helped Russel assault the defensive by. Huey ran and swung a vicious chop to Russel's neck, temporarily stunning hi. Bif was still putting a hurt on Caesar until Huey grabbed Bif by the throat.

"Get off of me!" Bif kicked Huey below the belt. Huey loosened his grip as he went down to hold his crushed jewels. Caesar then ran up from his spot off the cold marble floor and threw a quick left hook which hit its target perfectly Bif flew back a couple of feet. Meanwhile Riley was eyeing his opponent up and down.

"Make your move, son." Riley reached into his pocket. He revealed to Chad a pair of rusty brass knuckles.

"Oh weapons I see!" Chad then also pulled something out a weapon himself.

"MY BB SUBMACHINE GUN!" Riley looked at a red dot appear on his chest.

Chad smirked and gently placed his finger on the trigger.

Will The Boondocks crew be able to win the second coming? Find out in Chapter 11: The Boondocks Vs. The Preps II

A/N: Well there ya go….another deed done in my day. We're up to 96 fics…4 to go. TO 100! BOONDOCKS FANFICITON UP!!!

One love,

T. MIKE