A/N: Well well well...looks like it's time for Chapter 11. Thanks to everyone who has been keepin this story alive be reading and reviewing. Big ups to all of you. I believe this story is one of the few stories that have over 70 reviews and it couldn't have happened without you all so I appreciate that. Originally I plan to drop Chapter 11 and 12 at the same time but due to the fact that it is 1:58PM EST and I have work at 3:00PM EST, it just aint happening today folks. I'll try to drop it within the next two days...also I proofread this once, but there still might be some mistakes, so my bad if there are any. Moving along there's definitely some new food being cooked by Young Neil, Mizzcookielover and myself. We're making a joint-account and possibly the greatest story ever told. (I wish) and it's currently in the works as we speak. Hopefully it'll drop sometime in February. The communciation can get hard as a bitch sometimes but in the end we will prevail...okay enough of my babbling, let's continue THE SHOW. But first here's the disclaimer...

Disclaimer: ME plus THE BOONDOCKS equals DOES NOT OWN, however...AARON MCGRUDER plus THE BOONDOCKS equals HIS OWN CREATION, mmkay?!

Chapter 11: The Preps vs The Boondocks II

"Let's do this!" Chad yelled over the chatter off the BB submachine gun. Riley dove behind a nearby table and witnessed the environment before him get destroyed. Finally running out of ammunition and patience, Chad threw the gun down and went over towards Riley's hiding spot.

KA-PLOW!

Riley's right fist armed with the brass knuckles dismantled Chad's jaw instantly. Meanwhile Huey and Caesar were hanging on for dear life in their gruesome tag battle against Bif and Russel.

"RUSSEL! GO FINISH EM'!" Bif commanded.

"Ok boss." Russel said in an obedient voice. He then ripped the leg off of a nearby table.

"Remember that move we use to practice as kids?" Huey shouted over to his partner.

"A little bit." Caesar said in between pants. (trying to catch his breath not pants you wear…)

Huey nodded his head to signal for Caesar to be on his toes. The young revolutionary then ran and slid in between the preppy giant's legs. Russel bent over and tried to catch Huey leaving him very vulnerable for attack.

"Now Caesar!" Huey yelled.

Caesar then ran up and gave Russel a swift kick right in between the eyes causing the bald headed machine of destruction to fly backwards. The attack caused Russel to gain a nasty gash on the bridge of his nose.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Russel cried with blood coming from the bridge of his nose.

"Russel, do you need some help?" Bif got up from his seat and got back into a fighting stance.

"Nah boss, I'll make mince meat out of em!" Russel growled. He then ripped off another table leg and chucked it in the direction of Cindy, Jazmine and Carmela. Stunned and shocked, the girls were frozen in place…

Riley then became airborne and dove in front of the girls and caught the table leg.

"Ya'll get the hell outta here!" Riley commanded.

The girls began making their way towards the exit until three figures jumped in front of the door. Three girls dressed in Aquaberry sweater vests and khaki skirts guarded their only escape.

"And where do you lower-class twats think you are going?" Pinky, Bif's girlfriend spoke first. She had shoulder length dark brown hair, green eyes and a pair of designer sunglasses sat on her forehead.

"We're trying to leave." Jazmine said as her eyes became slits.

"Well Bif has ordered us to take you down!" Latrelle yelled. She was a dark-skinned girl with hazel eyes, two large gold loop earrings and micro braids which currently sat in a high ponytail.

Cindy looked scared for her life, despite living in some of the toughest neighborhoods after she left Woodcrest at age eleven, she never learned how to fight. Well today looked like it was the day.

"C'mon you damn mutt!" Pinky screamed as she poked Jazmine in the eyes. Seeing her leader attack signaled for Miranda to do the same to Cindy. Meanwhile Carmela stared at her opponent. An overweight Hispanic girl. She had really short curly hair, brown eyes and a aquaberry headband resting on her forehead.

"This has got to be a joke!" Carmela slapped the big girl in the face.

The big girl didn't even budge. Carmela tried again but this time, the big girl grabbed Carmela by the throat and started to strangle her. Meanwhile Jazmine was dodging every punch thrown at her by Pinky. The prep then tried to switch it up and throw some kicks. Jazmine still was dodging them left and right.

"For a fake ass Mariah Carey, you're…" Pinky panted as she threw another bad punch. "GOOD!"

"Yep thanks to some training." Jazmine then held her left hand back and began to focus her energy.

Flashback…

It was a cool autumn evening and Huey was training his favorite pupil…

"Today I'm going to show you something that is going to help you in defense someday." Huey then dropped his guard. "Now this move is simple, but the results it does are phenomenal."

Huey then extended his left arm out with his palm sticking out. He then cocked it back and closed his eyes and focused all his energy towards his palm. Jazmine stared on in awe as she noticed the trees, flowers, grass and shrubbery blow furiously. Then suddenly he pushed his palm forward and let all the energy out with caused a massive gust of wind to head in the opposite direction of Jazmine.

"Now you try." Huey then placed both of his hands between his back. "On me."

"Ok, just like this?" she said in a shaky voice. She then followed the same gesture Huey did except when she did it, she gently tapped him in the stomach.

"No…harder." Huey said, giving her a cold glare.

"I can't!" Jazmine cried.

Huey sighed and decided now was a good time to use reserve psychology on his female companion.

"Ok how about this." Huey said with a smirk growing across his face. "Carmela is so-"

He was cut off by a swift elbow to the ribs. Then cocking her left arm back she focused all her inner strength into her palm and then released it. The palm flew into Huey's forehead which sent him flying into the big tree, leaving a permanent outline of his body in the bark.

"DAMN!" he yelled as he slowly slid down the tree.

"Sorry honey!" she giggled.

End Flashback…

Jazmine then finally feeling she had enough power in her left palm released with all her might and connected with Pinky's chest sending her flying into the kitchen area of McWuncler's.

"That's Huey's signature move." Jazmine said clapping her hands together in joy.

Jazmine quickly followed behind to make sure her job was done. Little did she know that Pinky was waiting for her to come through the door.

"Once that mutt comes through, I'm gonna pan-handle her ass!" Pinky laughed, while holding a large frying pan.

On cue Jazmine came barging through the door and was welcomed by the cold metal of the frying pan. She hit the floor with a thud and saw nothing but stars. Pinky laughed as she came and hovered over her fallen foe.

"Jazmine DuBois has been DEFEATED!" Pinky shouted as she did a victory pose.

The mulatto moaned to herself as she saw the preppy bimbo standing above her. Luckily with all the training she received from Huey over the years helped strengthen her body. If any other person besides Huey or Riley was hit by that frying pan they would be out of the ten count. Pinky noticed Jazmine stirring around below her and lifted her frying pan into the air. Without even making a sound, Pinky brought the pan back down vertically and aimed for Jazmine's head. Being quick and nimble, Jazmine rolled over and hopped back to her feet.

"It's going to take more than a frying pan to take me down." Jazmine smiled.

"Okay…" Pinky then noticed something a little more Jazmine to endure. "Time to slice n' dice!"

Jazmine then noticed what Pinky was talking about. On a nearby table sat a set of knives. Perfect for stabbing AND throwing. What made this situation even worse was that Pinky was the tri-country archery champion. This meant she had pinpoint accuracy and Jazmine's training didn't evolve getting stabbed with a blade. Pinky ran to the table and grabbed the knives and smiled at Jazmine. She then started throwing the knives like she was a machinegun turret. The blades came flying at Jazmine and caused the mulatto to transform into a human frog as she hopped around aimlessly to dodge the blades.

"Stay still, fucker!" Pinky yelled.

Jazmine continued to dodge death one by one. She knew eventually the prep would run out of knives, but she was getting tired. Pinky noticing her throwing wasn't fast enough decided to end the fight, the easy way. She grabbed two knives and got into a unorthodox fighting stance.

'Wow…she's not in a good fighting stance.' Jazmine giggled to herself.

Pinky then came at Jazmine and tried to throw a vertical slash at Jazmine. The nappy headed heroine dodged the attack with a back flip. After doing the back flip she followed up with a dropkick with connected perfectly sending both knives flying out of Pinky's hands.

"Dammit DuBois!" Pinky swore. "You're always fucking shit up!"

Jazmine ignored Pinky and retaliated by kneeing Pinky in the gut. This easily knocked all the wind out of The Billion Dollar Princess. Now holding her sides, she was very vulnerable for a finishing move.

"You will pay…" Pinky panted heavily. "That's a promise!"

Jazmine then ran back to the end of the kitchen and got into a racing position.

"Ready?" she asked.

"No!"

"Set?"

"I SAID NO!"

"GO!" Jazmine yelled as she took off from her starting spot.

"I SAID NO DAMN IT!" Pinky screamed as she saw the desire for victory in Jazmine's eyes.

Once Jazmine got into range, she delivered not one uppercut, not two, but three furious uppercuts knocking Pinky into the air. The prep then landed on top of a nearby grill instantly catching on fire.

"OH MY GOD!" Pinky yelled as she became a human fireball.

Jazmine chuckled and then decided it was time to end this one-sided battle. She then grabbed a fire extinguisher and used it to put the flames out. Once the flames were out, Jazmine delivered a roundhouse kick to Pinky's face, sending flying into a shelf full of kitchen utensils. Pinky now saw nothing but stars. After seeing the destruction Jazmine caused with the shelf, she noticed a door with word 'FREEZER' on it. A smile crept across the mulatto's face.

Meanwhile back in the dining area…

"C'mon you white bitch!" Latrelle yelled as she grabbed Cindy's hair and started to swing her around the room. As she continued to yank at the blonde's hair, she didn't notice that Cindy had a foreign object in hand.

A glass Coca-Cola bottle.

"Take this bitch!" Cindy said, with her voice full of arrogance.

The bottle shattered with relative ease as it made contact with Latrelle's skull. The damage was so powerful it knocked the black prep out cold. Cindy wasn't done yet though. She then walked over and grabbed a hand full of Latrelle's micro braids and started dragging her towards the kitchen area where she saw Jazmine and Pinky go at earlier.

Back in the kitchen…

Jazmine was sitting down on a wooden box of hamburger buns trying to regain her composure. She then noticed her best friend dragging the unconscious prep into the kitchen.

"Are you a suburian girl or a cavewoman?" Jazmine giggled.

From the way Cindy was dragging Latrelle, it had look like she was a caveman would just found his mate for life and was taking her back to his cave.

"Nah I'm just treatin' this trick a lesson about yankin' and pullin' at people's REAL hair!" Cindy then smirked as she yanked some Latrelle's weave out. "Shit ain't even real."

Jazmine just laughed and pointed towards the big metal door on the opposite side of the room. The freezer.

"Put her in there with Pinky!"

The two girls walked over to the freezer and casually opened to find a frozen Pinky striking a pose. The girlfriend of leader of The Preps had anger written all over her face, she also had her feet parted and had her right arm extended out with her middle finger up. However due to extremely low temperatures in the freezer, the girl was literally frozen in place. The icicles that now hung like bling from her body proved this theory right.

"In ya go!" Cindy chuckled. She tossed Latrelle into the freezer and slammed the door shut.

"That's two down, one to go." Jazmine said cracking her knuckles. "I hope Carmela is doing okay."

Back in the kitchen area…

"Come on chica! You look yummy!" the big girl smiled while licking her lips hungrily.

"No, I don't taste too good." she then placed her hand on her chin. "But then again Riley tells me I taste wonderful!"

"Yuck!" the big girl stuck out her tongue.

The big girl not impressed by the inappropriate comment threw a punch and barely took Carmela's head off as she ducked for cover. Coming back off the rebound, Carmela began to throw quick jabs and lightning kicks.

"What's yo name, Fridge?!" Carmela said as she continued to throw kicks, that did NO damage at all.

"My name is Mercedes, remember it WELL!" she yelled and picked Carmela up over her head.

The big girl not impressed by the insult threw a punch and barely took Carmela's head off as she ducked for cover. Jazmine and Cindy ran towards the fight and tried to get a sneak attack in. Both girls kicked the overlarge Hispanic girl in the shins. The kick hurt both girls as it resembled them kicking a brick wall. Jazmine held her foot in pain and silently cursed to herself.

'Hmm…maybe if we hit her from the top and bottom she'll come crashing to the ground.'

"Cindy, I'm about to do a spinning kick at her upper body, you follow up with a leg sweep to her lower body." Jazmine explained her marvelous plan.

"I was never good at timing." Cindy said while blushing and holding her cheeks.

"Well it's now or never!" Jazmine yelled as she began airborne.

Once in the air Jazmine extended her right leg and began to rotate with incredible speeds. Her body spun a whole 900 degrees and finally Mercedes in the kisser. Meanwhile down below Cindy's leg flew into Mercedes' knees perfectly in sync with Jazmine's kick to the mouth of the Latin behemoth. The double impact caused Mercedes to fall in defeat. Cindy, Jazmine and Carmela then dragged the giant into the freezer and stored her away with her friends. The Boondocks girls hugged each other in relief and then decided to take cover and watch their men in battle.

Meanwhile on the other side of the fast food restaurant, the preppy juggernaut was blocking incoming attacks from all directions. He then grabbed Caesar and Huey by the ankles and threw them into the brick wall. Seeing the horrible sight, Riley ran over to aid his brother and his brother's best friend. He was almost to his fallen comrades until he was intercepted by Bif's size thirteen golf cleats. Riley's right cheek was instantly busted open as the crimson rivers flowed down his face. He fell to the floor from the impact, but was brought back up by the collar, courtesy of Bif.

"This time, I win." Bif said arrogantly.

"No whitey no…" Riley smirked and then kicked Bif in the royal jewels. Bif let out a yelp and released his grip from Riley's collar. Russel saw his boss in pain and let out a gruesome growl.

"It's time to take this juggernaut out!" Riley grinned as an imaginary light bulb appeared above his head.

Russel charged at Riley, who happened to be in front of a brick wall. Just as his opponent came in distance he quickly sidestepped. However his plan backfired because somehow, some way just as it seemed Russel was going to crash into the wall, he used his feet to hop on the wall and bounce back off and deliver a drop kick to the back of Riley's turned head.

"Never turn your back in battle." Russel said as he got down to eye level with Riley, who was currently residing on the floor.

"Shut the hell up…" Riley yelled as he poked Russel in the eyes.

Temporarily blinding the giant gave Riley a chance to regain his fighting composure. Russel swung his huge arms frantically trying to hit the younger Freeman. Riley then parried one of the haymakers and respond back with a uppercut. This stunned Russel a little bit more, but it was doing minimal damage. Seeing that his opponent was still stunned, Riley decided it was time to pull a move he'd only see his brother do.

"I hope this ninja shit works!" Riley silently said to himself.

Riley took about twenty steps back from Russel. He said a quick prayer and then began to run with a head full of steam towards Russel. The preppy juggernaut had finally regained his senses and saw the little man.

"RUSSEL IS GONNA FLIP YOU LIKE A PATTY!"

Russel stuck his arms out to flip the young thug over into a world of pain. However Riley had a different vision. He used the big arms as a stepping stool to land on top of Russel's broad shoulders. Once he gained his balance he took his right foot off Russel's left shoulder and cocked it back. The giant still confused to grab Riley.

"GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!"

Riley then switched sides by doing a quick 180 turn. His landing foot was on Russel's right shoulder and now his left leg released from it's position and came at full force. The attack was successful! The foot slammed into Russel's mouth. causing him to lose about ten of his teeth.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Russel cried as he fell to ground.

Riley then landed beside him gracefully and started to show off.

"Yea!" he said as he did his gangsta pose. "That's how Young Reezy do-"

The showboating was interrupted by no other than Bif and his new buddy. A lead pipe.

"More like that's how Bif does it!" Bif laughed.

He then noticed Huey and Caesar were finally coming back to their feet.

"Oh you niggers ready for the final act?" Bif smirked. He then ran towards Huey and swung the pipe and hit him square in the jaw. The young revolutionary did a 360 and found himself back on the cold marble floor. Little did Bif know that Huey was playing possum with him.

"One down, one to go." Bif said focusing on Caesar.

Once again wielding his lead pipe he swung it at Caesar who ducked to dodge the first attack. However Bif noticed his dodging patterns and anticipated on where Caesar was going to dodge next.

'If my calculations are right he's going to dodge to right next…' Bif thought to himself.

Bif then swung the pipe to the left a little bit to throw Caesar off and then brought it to right and hit him dead on the top of the head.

"Damn you're ignorant just like an ape!" Bif smiled. "VICTORY FOR US!"

Bif then walked over to Huey to make sure he was out for the ten count. He approached Huey's lifeless body. He poked it a couple of times to make sure he was out for good. Assuming he was declared the victor, Bif turned around on his heels to approach the other fallen foe. Huey smirked to himself as he noticed his feign death was successful. He then grabbed Bif's leg and held onto him tight. Bif's eyes popped out in shock as he saw the older Freeman brother smiling up at him while holding onto his leg tightly.

"What the deuce?" Bif said in shock. "I thought you was…"

"You know Bif with all the money you have, you should go buy some knowledge." Huey laughed. "OKAY NOW CAESAR GET EM!"

Caesar then hopped up from his feign death position as started to walk towards Bif. Being out of options, Bif threw the pipe at Caesar hoping to decapitate him. Instead Caesar caught the pipe with one hand and laughed triumphantly.

"Is that it? Lemme show you how we do in BROOKLYN!" Caesar then grabbed a nearby trash can and placed it over Bif's body.

"Let me out!" Bif screamed.

Caesar enjoyed hearing Bif beg for mercy. It just wasn't enough though, he add more salt to the wound. He then looked at the lead pipe in his right hand and smiled towards Huey. Huey gave him a nod of approval. Caesar then started beating the can up with the pipe causing massive damage to Bif's upper body.

"Now…if I let you go!" Caesar said while beating the hell out of the dented trash can. "Will you me and my homies alone?"

"Maybe…"

"THIS IS A YES OR NO QUESTION!" Caesar said he hit Bif in both knees now causing the prep to fall to the ground.

"YES! DAMN IT! YES!" Bif cried. "Better yet…here take these tickets! Just leave me alone you street hoodlum!"

Bif emptied his pockets and dropped seven first class tickets on the floor. Caesar then snatched them up from the ground and had to take two looks at the tickets before coming to realization.

"Oh snap!" he jumped into the air from excitement. "These are for New York City!"

"Yea…yea…yea and here's some cash." Bif dropped $2,500 on the ground. "Now can I go?"

"Whatever…" Caesar took the can off and ran over to his friends.

Later that night at Meadowlark Lemon Park…

"So are we cool now?" Riley asked offering a fist out for a dap.

"Fa sho, Young Reezy!" Caesar smiled giving his long time friend some dap.

"Awww, the gang is back together!" Cindy chirped.

"Oh yessur!" Caesar smiled as he took the $2,500 and seven tickets out to show everyone.

"What's that?" Jazmine asked.

"Obviously plane tickets and a couple of thousand dollars…" Huey mumbled. Jazmine quickly elbowed Huey. "Ow!"

"Anyways…" Caesar said regaining everyone's attention back to him. "I got some tix to NYC!"

"Oh hell yeah!" Riley and Carmela said in unison.

"Yep, we can go for the X-mas break!" Caesar said while blowing into his hands.

"Babe, please don't say X-MAS, it's Christmas!" Cindy teased. "Get it straight, dawg!"

The whole crew laughed and for the first time in three months, they were all finally reunited as one.

Thanks to the heroic acts of Michael Caesar, the crew now have a once in a lifetime chance to fly first class to the city that never sleeps. What will happen between now and the X-mas break? Find out in Chapter 12: Everything Man/Simply A Joy.

A/N: And so it ends...for now. Please review and remember...BOONDOCKS FANFICTION UP!

T. MIKE