The Life and Times Of Wuncler High School Chapter 15: The Grand Finale Time 2 Take Flight, a boondocks fanfic

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Thanks to you guys a victor of Round 2 has been crowned and someone will be booted from the battle. After that, the two remaining rappers will have an dramatic four-bar knockout final battle. I think to eliminate making this chapter so short, I will pick the victor of the whole enchilada. However when you review this one, you can tell me who you think won…but let's get on with the SHOOOOOOOOOW!

Disclaimer: I will never claim The Boondocks as my own…that is all. Also I do not own "Viva La White Girl" that song is owned by Gym Class Heroes.

Warning: There is a description scene between two characters later on.

One more A/N: I had to run off to work so I didn't proofread, so please excuse any errors...I'll go back and correct em' if you see em'!

Chapter 15: The Grand Finale/Time 2 Take Flight

"First off we need to hear the results for Caesar, so judges pass the mic around and rate him on a scale of one to ten." Huey explained one more time before tossing the mic to Latrelle.

Once again all eyes were resting on Latrelle. She winked at Joey before she opened her mouth to speak.

"His style was lackluster so I give him a four." Latrelle yawned while picking some dirt off her fingernail.

"Oh you must think you gettin' some Joey, huh?" Cindy yelled throwing a bottle towards Latrelle.

"Bitch!" Latrelle screamed back, barely dodging the projectile. "You just mad cuz your man has no skills."

OHHHHHHH!

"OOOOOOOH my ass!" Cindy spat back at the crowd. "Latrelle should be removed as a judge. She just wants to get some from Joey."

"Cindy, let it slide…I'm still gonna win." Caesar smirked. Cindy smiled back and blew him a kiss. Latrelle saw the two lovers interact and stuck her tongue out in disguise

"Moving along, Hiro how do you think Caesar did?" Huey asked from his center spot..

"His wordplay is brilliant, all I can say is ten." Hiro bowed to Caesar in the traditional Japanese manner.

"That puts his score up to fourteen. Next up…"

"It was great." Gonzo then placed a hand on his chin. "But something was missing…so I give you a eight."

"Twenty-two points are now in Caesar's favor. Let's see what my ignorant brother has to say…" Huey held his hand down in shame.

Riley shot a death glare at his older brother before removing his lips from Carmela's neck. Before it was his turn to judge, he was busy leaving his mark on his latina. The lady thug was giggling like a school girl and blushing beet red as all of the student body had their eyes set on the two.

"Well…" Huey said tapping his foot impatiently.

"It was good. A little different than my traditional style of hip-hop." Riley then held up eight fingers.

"I take it that he's giving Caesar an eight, will now makes his total thirty." Huey answered quickly doing the math in his head. "Last but not least, Miss Latanya…"

"Well he talked about my precious ass." she sniffled. "But it was funny, and he's a funny emcee and I love comedy so…" the beautiful young lady from LA then held up all of her fingers.

Joey punched the hood of his car and walked up to his female companion's face. He grabbed her by the shoulders and looked her right in the eyes.

"What the fuck? I thought you was suppose to be down with ya nigga?" he shook her violently between each word spoken.

SLAP!

"First off Joseph!" everyone could hear the venom dripping off her tongue. "Don't ever shake me like a rag doll again. Two, if I'm going to judge all three of ya'll I have to be honest. Unlike your prep groupie over there."

"Oh hush!" Latrelle snapped her fingers.

"But that dreadhead made fun of ya ass!" Joey complained.

"You act like he's ever seen it before. It was all in pure entertainment. He's good at it…" Latanya sent a smile in Caesar's direction. The Brooklyn native grinned and sent the signal back.

"That makes Caesar's total fourty out of fifty possible points." Huey yelled over the crowd applauding. "Next up we'll hear the scores for Chad."

"Chad is vicious on the mic but…" Latrelle smile turned into a frown. "Same subject matter gets boring after a while." she shook her head in shame and held up five fingers.

"Oh wow…I'm going to have you removed from our clique!" Chad yelled as he flipped off his Blackberry Pearl.

"Chad so far a score of five. Hiro, what did you think of the richest emcee on the block?"

"For once in my life, I have to agree with Latrelle. The kid is aggressive like DMX, but he has the same subject matter like most of your mainstream rappers…but I did like the references he used against Caesar during their fights, so instead of a five." Hiro held up seven fingers.

"Alright interesting from a hip-hop head like yourself. That's bumps Chad's score up to twelve. Next up is Jeffrey." Huey then noticed the mean stare he was getting from Gonzo. "Uh…I mean Gonzo."

"Thanks man, but I like Chad. He gots money! But…he also has too many lines about it so…" Gonzo head his head down in shame and held up four fingers.

"Chad is now up to sixteen, with no chance of passing Caesar's top score of forty. Riley if you're done mating over there, would mind givin' us a score?"

"Damn nigga, you don't gotsa tell the whole world." he said as he once again backed off of Carmela's body. "Since this nigga only got like sixteen points, I give him a ten…even though he really deserves a zero!"

"How thoughtful…" Huey sighed. "Well that now gives Chad twenty-six points. Miss Latanya, we're back to you again."

"He was alright, nothing special. Pretty average." she then held up five fingers.

"Alright Chad, your grand total is thirty-one." Huey then walked over to the angry prep. "How do you feel knowing if Joey gets a thirty-two or higher, you will be eliminated?"

"It feels absolutely dreadful!" Chad growled. "I mean my family helped fund this school and this is how you ungrateful twats treat me?"

"Oh go cry me a damn river!" someone yelled from the crowd.

"Well it's now time to rate our emcee. Latrelle start us off please." Huey rolled his eyes. He knew just like everyone else in the crowd that Latrelle had a huge crush on the newcomer.

"I don't even have to say anything. These fingers will say it all!" she smiled as she held both her hands up.

"Oh what a surprise…a ten from Latrelle." Huey said sarcastically. "Hiro?"

"Very rugged, aggressive, metaphors that are very good…a ten." Hiro held up both his hands.

Caesar and Chad both began to sweat a little. Caesar was sweating because he thought he had this round in the bag but two judges have already given him a perfect score. The black prep though, he was sweating because with only two ratings so far, the Westside native was already two-thirds of the way to his total score.

"Alright that gives Joey twenty so far, next up we have Gonzo."

"I love his style, only thing I DIDN'T like was all the talking about mothers. I happen to be one of the biggest mama's boys in the word. If it wasn't for that I would have gave you a nine but now I'm bumpin' it down to…" he then held up six fingers.

"Oh wow…Joey now has a total of twenty-six. Next up!"

This time Riley was not busy showing public displays of affection to his lover, he was actually ready to judge.

"Well this nigga is raw as they come, so I give him…" Riley held up eight fingers.

"With that being said Joey has now passed Chad and has a total of thirty-four. All he needs is five points to tie and six points to win this round. Miss Latanya?"

"That nigga shook me all over a rating…" she muttered under her breath. "Zero…"

"WHAT?!" Joey ran over to her with his right hand extended high into the air. Just as he was about to strike her, another arm came in front of his and parried his attack towards Latanya. Joey looked up and saw Huey giving him a cold look.

"You don't even deserve a beautiful woman like this." Huey said sternly. This cause Latanya to blush as she hid between Huey.

"That's my man!" Jazmine chirped watching from the crowd. This was another reason she loved Huey so much. He was always willing to defend the defenseless.

"Move out of the way, Afro." Joey spoke slowly.

"Nope, I think I'm comfortable here. Now look maybe if you treated her better…she wouldn't have given you a zero."

"If she wasn't a ho, I wouldn't treat her like one!"

"She's a ho because of a lousy rating she gave you in a rap battle? A rap battle that is only being done for pure entertainment?! Shame on a nigga…"

"Fuck you!" Joey stormed off back towards the center spot of the circle.

"Thanks Huey, that was really sweet of you." Latanya said sweetly. She then gave him a peck on the cheek. The young revolutionary felt his cheeks turn warm quickly. He also prayed that Jazmine didn't saw what just happened. He was wrong. The mulatto was looking at the both of them. However, their was no anger on her face, just happiness. Huey said his farewells and ran over to Jazmine.

"It's okay Huey, it was only a kiss on the cheek. It was like an extended thank you." she smiled.

"So you're not mad?"

"Heck no! Because at the end of the night I know who's the one telling' me that they love me…" she closed her eyes as she brought her face closer to his. Huey then closed his eyes and mimicked Jazmine's actions. Just as their lips began to brush together, a car horn honked scaring the both of them.

"Can we uh…get the MC back over here to finish this please?" Caesar asked tapping his foot.

"My bad." Huey blushed. "Okay now here's the rundown of the scores from Round Two. In third place we have Chad with thirty-one. Joey with thirty-four and Caesar with thirty-nine. As previously stated the lowest score was going to be eliminated so…"

"Ain't this a bitch!" Chad yelled while stomping on his sweater. "You poor people with your poor ratings. I don't have to take this!"

"Well leave motherfucka!" Carmela yelled while clinging onto Riley for warmth.

"I WILL!" he pulled out his keys and walked to his Mercedes. Quickly starting the engine he sped out of the parking lot to who knows where.

"Now that he's gone we can get the final round movin' along!" Huey yelled as the crowd went bananas. "This is it. Four bars guys, go hard or go home. Who is going first?"

"Well let's begin!" Caesar pointed to Joey.

"You lettin go first?" Joey laughed. "Big mistake…"

"Yo…let's do this ACAPELLA!"

"This is it Caesar, the final frontier,

I'm bout to skip over you, like a leap year!"

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

This last punch line is gonna bomb ya like Pearl Harbor,

Your comebacks can't save you like trees durin' Arbor!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"Alright you heard Joey's final four. Now we shall hear Caesar's."

"Word….four bars is ALL I need."

"Lettin me go last, that was a big mistake

You just lost ya girl, so I know you're in heartache

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

"If you think you've won, then you're wrong,

Nigga please go throw a barrel lookin like a light-skinned Donkey Kong."

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR! CAESAR!

"I think the crowd has spoken, the freestyle champion of Ed Wuncler Memorial High School is no other than CAESAR!"

The crowd went into a frantic frenzy as they continued to cheer for the new champion.

"You did it, homie!" Cindy hugged the new crowned champion.

"Of course, I'm the CHAMP!" Caesar threw his hands up in victory.

"Good match-up, homie…" Joey extended his fist out.

"Mos def, we gotta battle again one day." Caesar returned the dap. "But you might wanna go patch things up with ya girl."

Joey pulled the brim of his hat down and nodded in agreement.

Later that night (11:00PM…)

In Huey and Riley's bedroom…

"Our flight leaves at three in the morning. You need to go to bed." Huey said packing the rest of his suitcase.

"Shit…I'm stayin' up, boy I can't wait!"

"Me either, actually because we're going to a BlackStar, Wu-Tang Clan, MF DOOM and Nas concert."

"Oh yea and they gonna have plenty more artists too!" Riley added.

"Well I'm done." Huey sat on top of his suitcase to get it to close. "I'm off to bed, night."

"Peace…" Riley mumbled as he drifted into a slumber.

"And to think you claimed to be staying up, all night." Huey chuckled and fell asleep too.

Meanwhile at the McPhearson Residence…

"But mother, you have to let me go!" Cindy whined.

"No! You're not going anywhere…" she spat looking at the hickey Cindy's neck.

"Mommy…"

"CYNTHIA MCPHEARSON,YOU NOT BE GOING ANYWHERE WITH THAT HICKEY ON YOUR NECK!"

"Big deal, you act like Dad never gave you one when you were my age."

"Cynthia, it's not that." Ms. McPhearson eyes then began to water. "I'm just scared for you. You might make the same mistake I did."

"You think I'm going to get pregnant?" Cindy eyes widened as she asked the question.

"A hickey can lead to many more things." Ms. McPhearson hummed.

"Mommy, Caesar and I love each other, love each other enough to know that sex is…"

"Something you shouldn't do no time soon." the older McPhearson finished the sentence.

"Yes, mother…" Cindy moaned.

"Now I'm going to let you go, but only because your tickets are free."

"Thanks, mom!" Cindy kissed her mother.

"Please, be careful!"

Later on around 3 in the morning…

The gang sat inside of their commercial plane awaiting the plane to take flight.

"It's been a while since I've been on a plane." Caesar looked out of the window.

"Me too!" Cindy chirped, disturbing a couple of passengers from their slumber.

"So whatcha wanna do once we hit the streets?"

"I want to go out and dine at Diddy's Restaurant." Cindy then turned around and looked at Jazmine. "Right, Jazzy?"

"Okay, I suppose we could go…" Jazmine said as she ran her hands through her nappy ponytail. She then took a quick glance at Huey who was reading a book. A dating book at that. Jazmine's eyes grew wide as saucers at the sight. She couldn't believe that the man that has been fighting the power, trying to start the revolution and always making smart remarks was reading such a piece of literature.

"Whatcha reading?" Jazmine said in a gentle voice.

"Nothing." Huey then quickly stuck the book into his backpack.

"And how'd you get that book bag on here? If they see that-" her mouth was covered by Huey.

"Quiet and please…use this." He placed his afro pick in her hair.

"Ah! Damn Huey, could you be anymore rough?" she cried with tears in her eyes.

"If you want me to, now pick that afro!"

"It's not an…" she was interrupted by the engines of the plane coming to life. Meanwhile behind them sat Riley and Carmela.

"So…" Carmela started. "Ready for lift off?!"

"Of course!" he flashed her his grill.

"Another new grill?!" Carmela sighed.

"Yessur!"

"Well wake me up when we touchdown." Carmela rested her head on Riley's shoulder.

Later that night…At P.Diddy's Restaurant.

"Wow…this steak is great!" Cindy continued to chomp away.

"Yep sure is!" Caesar licked his lips. "Jazzy, why aren't you and Big Hue, eatin?"

"I'm not hungry." Huey replied, watching everyone stuff their faces. "I don't plan on cutting my life any shorter than its all ready bound to be."

"I just want some ice cream and pickles!" Jazmine cooed.

Everyone at the table stared at Jazmine like she was from outer space.

"You wha…" Riley blinked a couple of times.

"I want ice cream and pickles." She said again.

"You don't think she's…" Riley whispered to Carmela.

"Oh no…she couldn't be."

"Jazmine, why do you crave such a nasty combination of foods?" Huey asked.

"I just do. No reason." Jazmine rubbed her stomach.

Later on…At Huey and Jazmine's Suite…

"What the hell is wrong with you?!" Huey growled.

"What are you talking about?" Jazmine squeaked.

"You know, the whole ice cream and pickles ordeal, now everyone thinks you're…"

"Pregnant." Jazmine finished.

"Well yeah…"

"But Huey I hope I'm not. My stomach has been having these weird cravings lately." her tears flowed down her cheeks.

"It's okay…" Huey rubbed Jazmine's back.

"Huey?" she looked into his almond eyes.

"Yes…"

"Remember like the other night we spent together, in my bed?"

"Yes perfectly. What about it?"

"I think we did something that night."

"No way. All we did was kiss and lay in the bed." Huey shook his head. He felt a migraine coming.

"But we both woke up, just in our underwear." she cried. "And I've been getting morning sickness too!"

"Shit…that is true. Maybe we…got hot overnight?" Huey closed his eyes, hoping this was all a dream.

"Hot? In the middle of December?"

"Well…I know we didn't have."

"Sex?" Jazmine tried to crack a smile.

"I prefer the term, make love…but yea we definitely didn't do no such thing!"

"Let's go to a store to buy a test."

"Jazmine, you're not pregnant. You need some sleep." Huey brushed some of Jazmine's nappy strands off of her face.

"Maybe…but only if you sleep with me."

"Of course, but just to be safe…let's sleep with these." Huey put a box of condoms next to the bed. Jazmine was shocked Huey came prepared.

"Extra large?!" Jazmine giggled. "Don't flatter-" she was cut off by the touch of his soft tender lips.

Meanwhile in Suite 802 (Caesar and Cindy's room)

WARNING: Minor sexual content in this scene. Reader description is advised...LOL

The two were laying on their waterbed kissing each other heavily.

"Oh Caesar…" Cindy moaned as Caesar planted wet kisses down her neck. His tongue then started to dance on her collarbone, earning him a lustful moan. This only motivated Caesar to do even more…

"Caesar?" Cindy whispered as she felt her shit being unbuttoned.

"Yes baby?" Caesar finally got the shirt off.

"Go all out on me." she winked as she now felt her bra unsnap.

The world is yours, so play the role.
Blow the dust off this record and put the needle down slow.
Our veins are cold, but we'll never grow old.
Let's have a toast, and raise our drinks.
No hearts on our sleeves, just eagles on our cuff links.
It's such a rush to know you love me so much.

We'll do whatever you want to.
Girl I'll make a movie star of you.
You know that I could,
If you let me be your Hollywood.

There Cindy stood before Caesar, half-naked. Caesar couldn't do anything but smile. He never saw a white woman's top, unless you count Pamela Anderson, but those are fake. Cindy was one-hundred percent real. Her breasts must have been magnets because his hands instantly grabbed both of them.

"You like? They're 32Ds." Cindy cooed twisting one of Caesar's dreads.

"So far…" He grinned as he placed his mouth towards her bosom.

We'll get high, and hide.
We all lust to the glamorous,
white girl so fine.
Going up on the downtown line.
We'll get high, and hide.
We all lust to the glamorous,
white girl so fine.
Going up on the downtown line.

Take your razor, break down my line.
Put your nose to the speaker.
Now breathe in, breathe in.

Caesar found himself shirtless. Cindy grabbed Caesar's arm and put it towards her womanhood.

"It's yours…" her words echoed through his head.

Clean up your nose, and face the crowd.
Then kiss your mirror cause we're all stars now.
Isn't it fun how music makes your lips numb?

We'll do whatever you want to.
Girl I'll make a movie star of you.
You know that I could,
If you let me be your Hollywood.

Now they both found themselves completely nude. Caesar looked deep into Cindy's icy blue eyes.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Caesar asked while grabbing the protection.

"Yes I do…I love you." she said with tears in her eyes.

Caesar wiped his forehead and slowly inserted himself. They both let out a moan of pleasure mixed with pain.

Take your razor, break down my line.
Put your nose to the speaker.
Now breathe in, breathe in.

Breathe in

Breathe in…

Cindy and Caesar layed in their waterbed, drenched in sweat. No energy left what so ever…but they both had enough energy to say three words each.

"I…love…you." Cindy panted.

"That…was…GREAT!" Caesar yelled, earning a slap in the face.

"C'mon you know it was!" he smiled. She shot him a mean look.

"It was baby but-"

"I love you…" Caesar said he trailed off into a deep slumber.

Is Jazmine really pregnant? Also, now that Cindy and Caesar have reached the next level, will this make or break their relationship? Last but not least, what kind of antics will happen between Carmela and Riley? Find out in Chapter 16: The Truth Hurts...

A/N: Whoa...that was good. I never thought I could write a scene like that, I had to keep it edited though since this only rated T, should be M though will at the cussing. LOL...please review, show love and continue to support ALL BOONDOCKS FANFICTION!

T. MIKE