Hiya! Alright guys, here's the not so long awaited chapter 2! Yay! Aren't we all just so happy? I am, and am sorta not, because school… yes, school HOMEWORK, the dreaded word of all authors. Just to let you guys know, you should probably read all of my beginning authors notes, who knows what information I will give out about the story?
Bit o' information: I forgot that Gaara has no eyebrows, so, now I must come up with some tale of his obtaining eyebrows. Plus, Kiba and Hinata are not in love with each other yet, neither are Gaara and Sakura, but, if you wait, love will practically hit you in the head and knock you out if you look for it in the story.
I do not own Naruto yada yada, I had a cookie yesterday but I ate it… Okay, now that that is said, on with the fic…
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As Lee bounces closer and closer, Gaara begins to get nervous, sweating and the like.
Gaara begins to sweat so much that Sakura's grip on him loosens quite a bit.
Watching this thickly eyebrowed, green clad man (that rhymes!) bounce towards them was getting to be to much for poor Gaara, that and the fact that Sakura was squeezing him so tightly that he might as well have a noose around his whole body.
Yes, Gaara now had eyebrows of his own, but, still, a green clad thick eyebrowed guy is pretty scary, that is Gaara's version of the boogie man. The only thing keeping Gaara from yelling "It's the boogie maaaaaaaaaaan!" Was shear pride, and that his air was cut short, so, he really couldn't get enough air to yell.
"Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaa-saaaaaaan!" Lee calls in a sing song voice.
"Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-san, shut uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!" Naruto sings back.
"Oh, Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaa-saaaaaan, and saaaaaaaaaaaaaand siiiiiiblings!" Lee sings.
" Okay, cut it out." Temari says, breaking the singing curse.
" Gaara-san!" Lee says, taking one final bounce towards the group.
"Gaara, when did you get youthful eyebrows?" Lee asks, inspecting Gaara's lovely thin eyebrows.
" Well, 17 was a great year for growing." Gaara says. Gaara, in fact, had gotten a few inches taller, about 5 to be precise, over the time he hadn't seen or heard from the rookie 9 or team Gai.
Sakura completely releases her grip of death on Gaara, backing up, and admiring his wonderful eyebrows.
"Gaara-kun, they're bueatiful!" Sakura says.
"Erm…Thanks?" Gaara says, confused. He had heard that line used before, but never was it to describe eyebrows.
"Wow, I'm surprised you guys noticed so quickly, it took Kankuro half of the day to notice that they had finally grown in, it took Temari 3 whole days to realize it." Gaara says, giving a slight glare to Temari.
"Look, Gaara, we were raised in a family that didn't focus on eyebrows, knowing that, why would I keep a record of wether or not your eyebrows had finally grown in?" Temari sighs.
"You're right Temari, wait, a minute, how long did it take for me to figure out that you were having mood swings? Three hours!" Gaara exclaims unhappily.
"Well, duh, Gaara, that's pretty easy to figure out, seeing as when I made pancakes, Kankuro ate them, told me they were good, I smiled, then I threw the frying pan at him and broke down into hysterical sobs. Of course I was having mood swings, Kankuro knew that the moment the pan hit his head." Temari explains.
"Well, actually, no, I didn't, because a second or two after the pan hit my head, I went unconscious.The first thing I thought when it hit my head wouldn't have been 'Mood swings.' It was along the lines of 'Ow, that really hurt, never compliment Temari again.'" Kankuro corrects.
"Ugh, fine, whatever." Temari says.
Cough cough Gaara coughs. "It's nice to see you too Sakura." Gaara says.
And may I say that you look more beautiful than my eyebrows do. Inner Gaara says.
'Oh my god, what was that!' Gaara thinks.
'Ello Gaara! Guess who? "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Gaara yells. Sakura backs away. Great job Sakura, you scared him. Inner Sakura groans. 'Was it my breath?' Sakura wonders, putting her hand up to her face, breathing into it, sniffing it.'Nope, not my breath, it's minty fresh.' Sakura confirms.
"Oh, sorry, I thought I saw a, um, bear! Yeah, I don't like bears." Gaara lies.
" Yeah, okay Gaara." Kiba says, raising his eyebrows (which originally do exist, so I don't have to make anything up! Yay!)
"Hey, why don't you guys go with us to the Ramen Shop? Kiba and I were going to go together later this evening, anyway." Hinata offers, smiling at Lee, Kiba,Gaara,Naruto,Sakura, Temari, and Kankuro. (A lot of people to be smiling at, huh?)
"Yeah, that sounds great!" Naruto says.
"Alright, I'm in." Kankuro shrugs.
"I'll go." Temari answers.
" Okay." Gaara and Sakura say.
"Oh, Gaara, that reminds me, you are a returning youth to Konoha, so, I must give you the 'Returning Youth' speech." Lee says thoughtfully.
Gaara looks at Kiba and Hinata helplessly as Lee guides him to the Ramen Shop, preaching his 'Returning Youth' speech.
EndendendendendendendendendendendendendendendendYay! Another Chappy in da bag! Whoopie! Isn't this perfect, updating so soon, right? I'll leave you with a question: How do you think Kiba and Hinata and Sakura and Gaara fall in love, who will fall in love, or start dating, first? I assure you, I've figured it out for the most part, but, I want to see if you guys can come up with anything better than what I've got. Will Gaara survive this 'Return of the youth' speech? Who knows? (I do).
Okay, please review! It makes me update fast, like this time.
TGIF
Merry happiness on this night that just happens to be a merry happy Friday!
Red Rum!
