I DON'T OWN NARUTO! DAMN IT! I had chocolate but I ate it, and now I don't have it! Double damn it!
On…to…the… FIC!
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"Lee! Let the guy breathe! He's had enough of the 'Return of Youth' speech to last him forever! Jeez!" Kiba says to the green clad youth preacher.
"All in good youth, dear youthful Kiba, all in good youth!" Lee says.
'Gai-sensei, you would be so proud if you knew how long I preached youth to the Returning youth of Gaara-san!' Lee thinks, tears streaming down his face.
"Uh, Lee, you okay man? I didn't mean to make you cry…" Kiba says, scratching the back of his head nervously.
"Ah, youthful Kiba! I was not crying over your comment! It was completely random and for Gai-sensei!" Lee declares proudly.
"Er…Great!" Kiba says uncertainly.
" Lets order already, we've practicly talked our waiter into a coma. Oh, wait! Oh, no, he's not in a coma, he's not even breathing!" Hinata exclaims.
"Stand back! I'm a medic nin!" Sakura says, shooing the others away.
"Ah, Sakura-chan…We already knew that." Gaara says.
Hear that Sakura, he already knew that! He loves you!
"Shut up." Sakura mumbles.
"Uh…okay?" Gaara says, raising his very raisable eyebrows.
" Er…not you! I was talking to…um…Kiba! Shut up you half-wit! Assuming YOU of all people made Lee-san cry!" Sakura says desperately.
"Hey!" Kiba says, a vein bulging on his forehead.
" You would've made the same mistake!" Kiba accuses.
" Nu-uh! Cause I know what makes Lee cry at random moments! And that just happens to be Gai!" Sakura counters.
"Duh, you would know that because he just told us!" Kiba responds.
" I also cry at random moment when cats are around, but, I think that's because I'm allergic to them, not because I think they're proud of me." Lee says, shrugging.
Everyone takes a moment to look at Lee strangely before a fully blown fight of words between Kiba and Sakura!
" Ah! You are soooo stupid sometimes, Kiba! I was obiviously not talking to you!" Sakura yells.
" Yeah, I guess, you were just talking to some random passerby named Kiba!" Kiba yells back.
"Nooo! I was talking to, uh, Naruto! I just said it was you because I thought Naruto would get angry!" Sakura lies.
" That doesn't make sense! Naruto didn't say anything!" Gaara says.
" That's true." Kankuro says. Temari nods.
" I knew that Naruto was thinking something perverted and was going to say it out loud!" Sakura 'explains.'
" It still doesn't make sense! Why tell me to shut up when it was Naruto thinking something perverted?" Kiba asks.
" Because I got mixed up?" Sakura says.
" Well, that's good enough for me!" Kiba and Gaara say at the same time.
Hear that, Sakura? That's good enough for him! Wooooohooooo!' Inner Sakura says.
" It's not good for me!" Naruto complains.
" It's good for me. Besides, it's true for you, seeing as you are stupid AND perverted!" Kiba says. Naruto glares.
" I gotta heal the waiter first, before we can order." Sakura says, answering Naruto's question before he can even ask it.
"Okay." Sakura takes a deep breathe, he hands hovering above the waiter.
She brings her hand up, and smashes it down on the waiters chest. The waiter opens his eyes, gasping for air, looking around paranoid –ly.
" Hey, even I could've done that!" Naruto says.
" Yes, you could've, but, you couldn't have done that without being charged for assult on another Hidden Leaf Village ninja." Sakura says proudly.
" Uh… he's a waiter." Temari says.
" He could be a waiter ninja!" Naruto says excitedly. "Oooooh! We can call him the waiting ninja!"
"Well, it still goes, an assult is an assult unless you're on a mission or a medic nin." Sakura says.
" So, you medics can get away with assult?" Kankuro asks, making a face.
" Temari, you should become a medic!" Kankuro exclaims.
"Haha, well, you're gonna need a medic soon!" Temari says dramatically.
" Huh? But, I'm fine!" Kankuro says, confused.
"Not for long!" Temari says, cracking her knuckles. Kankuro gulps slightly, then smiles.
"Gonna get another frying pan, Tem?" Kankuro asks slyly.
"Ahhh! You, die!" Temari commands.
" Sorry, Tem, but, I'm afraid I don't have the ability to drop dead at will." Kankuro smiles.
ENDOFCHAPTERENDOFCHAPTERENDOFCHAPTERUh-oh, bro sis fight! Kankuro, in the hospital, Temari at Madison Center! Coming soon? Okay, officially, KibaHinata and GaaraSakura is it, as for other pairings, it's up to you to tell me what they are, most votes for pairings, wins the pairing, though, none of the votes can involve Kiba, Hinata, Gaara, or Sakura! Guys, review! I didn't update for a while cuz of SCHOOL! Ugh, I really don't like the work in school! Man, if they would just set a computer and Keyboard in front of me and say " Type! Anything, just TYPE!" I would be unable to type because I was so happy! Sorry, nothing important in beginning authors note, maybe later! Fudgies! I foregot the Kiba Hinata I think I promised last time! Shooooooot! So sorry! This was kinda GaaSaku, just a little! I promise I will update soon! And a longer update! And not so stupid!
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