Yo! Guys, how are ya! I'm good, because I saw something absolutely awesome this weekend! Oh, and if you don't like it, please don't judge me, hehe, see, I don't go into other people's stories and when they say 'Oh, I saw this great movie called Blah-Blah-blah!' I don't say, 'Nuh-uh! That movie is horrible! You suck!' So, please don't do that to me! Yeah, last chappy I found, after going over it, seemed kind of hurried, so, I gotta make up for that! Oh, and guys, take a guess as to what you think I saw that was so fantabulous (that is an actually word!), and, you can either tell me the truth or lie saying 'I totally was wrong' or 'I totally was right (pfff, yeah right you did)'

Oh, oh,oh! Disclaimer:I do not own Naruto! I don't even own a candy bar…Yet! I might get one later!

On with the fic…

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"Temari! Take it easy!" Kiba says, holding Temari back while Kankuro just sits there.

"Must get Kankuro…to die!" Temari says insanely.

"No Temari! Just picture little kittens when you feel like kicking him! It works for me! Oh, wait, when I picture kittens, I just want to kick the person more." Kiba says.

Everyone stares at him in disbelief for a second.

"Hey people! In my defense, I have never kicked a kitten, though, I don't suppose fantasies count…" Kiba points out.

"Oh, that makes it much better." Gaara says sarcastically.

" Must kick little kitty, must kill the kitten!" Temari chants, eyes wide.

" No! Picture a dog!" Sakura says, trying to be helpful.

Temari's gaze turns…to Akamaru!

" Must kick the dog…I must…kill the dog!" Temari mummers, approaching Akamaru.

" Jeez, Temari is really easily influenced in this state." Hinata says.

"We could just convince her to kick a chair or something, then, it's done." She adds.

"Well, hurry up!" Kiba says, scooping Akamaru up, away from Temari's kicking range.

" Picture a chair!" Naruto shouts.

"Yes, kick…kill the chair." Temari says, socking her chair over and over.

"Temari! It's dead! It's okay!" Sakura yells, drawing nervous glances from other customers.

"Huh?" Temari falls on her butt, snapping out of it. "W-why am I on the ground? Why is my chair on the ground?" Temari asks.

"Because you fell out of it." Hinata lies.

" Can we order yet?" Gaara asks.

"Fine, let's order." Kankuro says.

" I'll have miso ramen!" Naruto yips.

" I'll have beef!" Kiba tells the waiter.

" Me too." Hinata says,

" I'll have vegetable." Sakura and Gaara say in unison.

"Beef." Kankuro grunts.

" Yeah, beef." Temari decides.

" I will have youthful beef!" Lee hollers.

Soon, all eight of them are slurping up their ramen, (not Akamaru, cause he can't slurp up anything) and they can finally go a few minutes of normalness before Lee talks.

" There's a youthful cat near by." Lee says. "I know this because my youthful eyes are watering and they itch! But, I must not itch them, for I might blind myself or gouge them out!" Lee declares.

" Uh, yeah…That's cool Lee." Kankuro replies.

" Yeah, it is cool! It's like a cat radar! Now, if Lee is with us, we'll always know when a cat is near! Waita go Lee!" Naruto yells happily.

"Wow, I never thought of it as a youthful talent! I always just took it to mean 'Quick! Get out! A cat is coming, and if you stay around it too long, your throat will close up and you'll die!'" Lee exclaims.

Silence

Crash!

"Oh no! My ramen… it's on the floor." Hinata says awkwardly.

"Here Hinata, you can have the rest of mine." Kiba says, pushing his bowl towards her.

"Don't worry, I don't backwash, I only do that when only Naruto and I are here, because he used to steal my ramen." Kiba says.

" But, I still steal your ramen!" Naruto says, then, comprehension dawns on him, a sour look crossing his face,

Everyone shudders.

"Thank you Kiba-kun!" Hinata chirps (Some of you people have no idea how hard it is to think of different ways to write say or says).

"Welcome Hinata-chan." Kiba shrugs.

Naruto looks from Kiba to Hinata, then opens his mouth.

"Ooo-" Sakura's hand slaps over Naruto's mouth.

" What was that?" Kiba asks, Hinata looks around.

" Nothing, it was the wind." Sakura says, quickly, nearly suffocating Naruto, who was pulling frantically at Sakura's hand.

Naruto finally pries Sakura's hand off his mouth, gasping for air.

"Yikes." Kankuro says. " You know, Naruto, she could've gotten away with killing you."

Naruto shivers. " Yeah, I know, every night I wonder if it'll be my last, and, the next night, I thank God that I made it through another day."

Kiba scoots away from Sakura, in fact, he scoots soooo far that he knocks into Hinata and scoots himself and Hinata right off the booth.

Hinata saves herself from the fall, while Kiba falls on his face.

Hinata reaches for the table top, but, at the same time, the waiter comes out with a pot of ramen.

"Alright guys, some of the customers put their money together to get you guys a pot of ramen for entertaining them. So if anyone wants seconds, you can – Oh holy noodles!" The waiter screams, seeing Hinata's hand trying to grab the table top. This startles the waiter soooo much, that he accidentally tips some of the boiling hot ramen broth over the table, onto Kiba's back.

"AIIIIEEEEEE!" Kiba yells in surprise and pain (come on!You'd be in pain too id someone poured boiling hot broth on your neck and back!).

" Oh…dear lord." The waiter says, the customers applauding the 'preformance.'

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Hey guys! Okay, the awesome thing that I saw was…(drum roll please)… I said drum roll! (drum roll) The awesome thing that I saw was… Final Destination 3!

Introduced to me by a friend who had a friend who watched the movie and said it was awesome! So…I watched it with mah friend, and, we loved it! Hey, I can't help it if we tend to love awesome movies, now can I? Now, tell me what cha thought it was, what you think of the movie (if you've watched it) and if you haven't watched it, please, think about watching it! I learned a new word, and, sure as hell I'm gonna use it! I thought it rocked, in the most profound way! Kay guys, next chappie, may not be coming super super soon, because of SCHOOL and the fact that I go there, yes, it sucks, I know, the school thing.

Ideas for next chappie? To begin it?

See ya guys.

Red Rum!