Okay guys! I do not own Naruto, big shocker, seeing as I'm dirt poor! You know, I did actually get a candy bar, and I haven't eaten it yet! Yays for me, eh? I don't have much more to says, so, on with the fic!

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"Kiba! Are you okay?" Hinata asks.

"Yeah, I'm okay…" Kiba mumbles as the clapping dies down, Kankuro and Hinata pull him back into the booth as if he was crippled.

"Alright guys! Let's eat!" Naruto yells, ladling Ramen into Sakura's bowl first.

"Opps!" Naruto says, dropping the ladle, Sakura watches, happily slurping her noodles.

"Man Sakura! You're making me hungry!" Naruto whines as he wipes the specks of dirt off the ladle.

"Mmmmmm!" Sakura says, savoring the noodles.

" This is really good!" Sakura says.

" Cheers!" Kiba says, slurping up the ramen as soon as Naruto ladles it into his bowl.

Thud!

Kiba looks over at Sakura, whose head was down on the table, then, at her completely empty bowl.

Sakura's head pops up like a pop-tart in a toaster.

"Hiya! Man! I feel great, what about you!" Sakura yells.

Kiba spits out the ramen that he had just slurped up.

"Hey! That's rude! It's good ramen people!" Sakura screams at Kiba.

"I…Think Sakura is…is drunk." Gaara says nervously as Sakura leans into him.

"Gaara-kun! Wow…I mean…Wow…" Sakura says to Gaara.

"What?" Gaara asks, confused.

"You…You're… Beautiful…" Sakura says in his ear.

" What?" Gaara asks, utterly astonished.

"I THINK YOU'RE HOT!" Sakura yells.

Gaara shrugs. "But, I don't feel hot." Gaara says.

"Oh Gaara, but you are, don't let your… feelings tell you otherwise!" Sakura pleads.

"I…won't?" Gaara answers, questioningly.

"Gaara! You don't get it! I like you!" Sakura cries.

" I like you too, Sakura." Gaara replies.

"OH! You still don't get it! I like like you!" Sakura screeches into his ear.

"Er… okay?" Gaara responds, not knowing what else to say.

" Gaara-kun!" Sakura says, breaking down into drunken sobs.

"Er…Waiter! Take this ramen away! It's got A LOT of sake in it." Hinata says.

"My apologies miss Hinata." The waiter says, taking the pot of ramen away.

"Sakura, shhhh, it's okay." Gaara says, trying to calm her.

"My…my head…it huuuurts." Sakura says, crying into Gaara's shoulder.

"I'm a disappointment!" Sakura bursts out suddenly in sad comprehension.

"To… Naruto… and, at first to Sasuke…that's why he left… and now he's gone…and, now, I'm going to make you all leave too!" Sakura cries.

"No, you aren't a disappointment, Sakura! You didn't make Sasuke leave! He was just a selfish bastard (sorrys to Sasuke fans, I need to use him for that, again, sorry!), he left on his own stupidity. I'm not leaving, no one is, not because of you, or anybody else." Gaara says soothingly, embracing the crying Sakura.

In the backround, a few woooooohooooooo's could be heard.

Sakura sniffs, giving Gaara a smile. "Thank you Gaara-kun." Sakura sniffs.

" You're welcome Sakura, just tell me if you ever need anybody, I can help you." Gaara says, returning the smile.

"Thank you."

"More ramen guys, they loved you." The waiter says, bringing a pot over.

"I get first dibs!" Kiba yells.

"No fair!" Naruto yells back.

"I called it, so, it's fair!" Kiba replies, ladling himself a whole bowl full.

"Well?" The waiter asks after Kiba downs a spoonful.

"It's really good." Kiba announces, slurping the noodles.

"Well, with the other customers' money, we could get you the best ramen in the house!" The waiter informs.

"Kiba, don't cha think you should slow down, you'll choke to death." Hinata warns.

"Nope." Kiba grins.

"A customer helped make it." The waiter continues.

"Really? Not a regular maker?" Kankuro asks.

"Yeah, I know, strange, but, he said he wanted to help." The waiter sighs.

"Though, he seemed kinda darkish to me, but, we can't turn him down, can we?" The waiter shrugs.

"Darkish?" Temari says, surprised.

"Yeah, he was odd, had a kinda dark look about him. Wore a shirt I would've thought wasn't from around here. Had a purple rope belt, too." The waiter describes.

"What?" Naruto says sharply.

" Yeah, black hair, slittish(1) eyes, yellow, if I remember right." The waiter says, scrunching his face to remember.

Kiba looks up from his finished bowl of ramen, feeling kind of light headed.

Upon hearing yellow slitted eyes, he immediately knew the conversation was moving to Sasuke, or, now, Orochimaru.

Suddenly, Kiba's light headed feeling was increased by nausea, and the feeling of the sickening weight of chakra depletion setting in.

"I-I think there's…whoa…" Kiba slurs, vision blurring.

"Kiba! You okay?" Gaara asks, Sakura looking alertly at Kiba.

Akamaru starts barking.

"I…feel like my chakra is…gone…I think…there's something in this ramen…" Kiba slurs outs slowly.

" Does your head feel weird?" Hinata asks.

"Yeah… It feels like it'll explode." Kiba responds.

"How's your eyes?" Gaara asks.

"I can't see anything now."

"Hey, listen, did the person who wanted to help have dark hair, really pale skin?" Lee (I haven't mentioned him all the time, so, basically, he went to the bathroom, and took a while, and came out to the conversation) asks, seriously.

"Yes, why? What's the guy's name?" The waiter says, watching Kiba nervously.

"Kiba! Are you still awake!" Hinata asks.

"Kiba!"

"Well, he used to go by the name of Sasuke Uchiha. Why? Because, this was an attenpt he made at murder."

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Jeez, dramatic!

Oh, by the way, slittish (slit-ish), not shitish, it may look that way at first folks, but, it isn't. You know what slitted eyes mean, right?

I just love the way I've made the waiter talk, I don't know why, it just has a nice ring to the story, doesn't it?

What did you think? Drama filled? Did I make you proud that I used part of your idea, rynnsloveless? Ideas please! Do you think this is the beginning of the end of Gaara, Sakura, Kiba, Hinata, Naruto, and Lee? Answer please! Friday night, man! Yays!

I'll update as soon as I can, it just so happens that I was inspired to write tonight!

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