Hee hee! I've redone the second chapter for the...uh...third time now! Ha! Sorry but I wanted to make it more funny, and have it fit in with the story more. This one isn't nearly as changed as the second chappy tho. But reagrdless, read on!
It was just another ordinary day at the Titans Tower...
"Yo Raven, have you seen my monkey Pj's?" Beast Boy asked strolling up to Raven's open doorway.
"No I haven't seen your monkey PJ's." She replied from her bed, as she continued to read one of her legendary books.
"My monkey T-shirt?" He asked again raising a suspicious eyebrow.
"NO." She said with obvious agitation.
"How about my monkey underwear?" The elf question narrowing his eyes into slits, giving the impression he was a green midget Chinese elf. What a combination!
"Do you really think I would go through you think I would underwear?" Raven asked with bewilderment and annoyance.
"Well I figured that you might since I go through yours and all..." He said casually examining his nails (which was stupid because he was wearing gloves and he couldn't see them!). BB then froze his eyes no longy squinty but wide open. He glanced at her and his ears lowered sheepishly as he smiled foolishly, trying to look innocent.
"WHAT!" Raven asked, her indigo eyes melting into glowing red. The sorceress rose from the bed and flew towards Beast Boy arms outstretched target locked for his neck.
"AAAAAH!" Beast Boy morphed into a cheetah and ran as fast as he could trying to avoid his death.
Yep…..
'Just a day, just an ordinary day
Just trying to get by
Just a boy just an ordinary boy but,
He was looking to the sky and
As he asked if I would come along
I started to realize
That everyday he'd find just what he's looking for
Like a shooting star he shined'
Starfire was in her room looking out her window, the suns shining brightly across the Jump City Bay. It was strange how being in the Tower with her five friends made her feel like she was in an entirely different place, not one of the largest cities in the country. She smiled as she scanned the city listening to her stereo, currently playing Ordinary Day, By Vanessa Carlton, who happened to be her favorite singer. Her music was enthralling and she had a beautiful voice. But the main reason Starfire liked her music so much was because the lyrics reminded her of Robin. It was as if the words had been torn from her own diary. Starfire started singing too. She loved to sing to Earth songs. On her planet, singing was required to be harsh, loud and high pitched, like a battle cry. Their songs were never meant to be beautiful. They were always meant for purposes as to scare off enemies. Never for the benefit of listening to. Starfire walked up to the stereo and changed the song to track number four, her favorite song. The opening music came on and she smiled. This was the first Vanessa Carlton song she had ever heard. She and Robin had been in the T-car and listening to the radio. He was giving her a tour of downtown Jump City. She remembered clearly. The words had come on the radio. Starfire had commented on how beautiful the song was. He had laughed.
"Robin, please, what is so amusing?" She asked a grin lighting up her innocent face. He turned to her and returned the smile.
"Nothing really. I guess being with you just makes me happy," He replied. She beamed back delighted. The sunshine fell upon them through the open car roof, and windows, shining warmly upon both of there faces. That was the day she realized she was indeed falling in love.
The alien girl walked over to the her vanity as she unscrewed the top of her Maybelline New York Unstoppable mascara, even though she had already put her make up on earlier. She always had to have her make up on, she didn't want Robin to see her if she didn't. She felt insecure without it. Applying the mascara, and looking at herself in the mirror, she began to sing along with Vanessa Carlton.
'You light me up and then I fall for you
You lay me down and then I call for you
Stumbling on reasons that are far and few
I'd let it all come down and then some for you
Pretty Baby don't you leave me
I have been saving smiles for you
Pretty Baby why can't you see
You're the one that I belong to
I'll be the embrace that keeps you warm for you're the sun that breaks the…'
Starfire stopped singing abruptly as she heard her door being knocked on.
"Come in," She said, quickly hiding her mascara. It was Robin, with a grin on his face.
"Was that you singing Star?" he asked amazed. The alien princess blushed and nodded hesitantly. Starfire remembered when Robin first called her Star. After that it just sort of clicked. All the other Titans eventually referred to her by that name as well.
"Are you serious? That was amazing!" He exclaimed. She blushed even harder now.
"The first time I heard you sing…that Tamaranean Folk song I thought you were…uh…" Robin rubbed his neck, unsurely. Starfire however, giggled.
"I am aware that Tamaranean singing is not the most pleasant thing for ears to hear," she laughed.
"But your singing is," Robin replied. Starfire's cheeks burned.
"Thank you…" she smiled. There was a pause in the conversation.
"This song reminds me of you," The girl blurted out.
"Huh?" Robin said a bit surprised.
"Um…nothing….I apologize," she replied, looking at her feet.
She saw Robin's feet take a step closer towards her.
"You don't need to apologize," he said with a slight laugh in his voice, "But yeah I can easily see how this song reminds you of me. If I listened to….um….Michelle Branch…"
"Vanessa Carlton," Starfire corrected him.
"Oh, yeah, well if I listened to her, this song would remind me of you. I guess this is our riding through Jump City car song huh?" he laughed.
Starfire was a bit disappointed that all this song reminded him of was the memory of them driving in the T-Car, but the she reminded herself that at least he remembered the situation. Most guys probably wouldn't do that. Unless they really liked the girl of course. Wait…maybe Robin….
Starfire continued to look down at her feet, thinking, completely forgetting that Robin was RIGHT THERE! OMG! STUPID GIRL! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! RAPE HIM! (No actually just kidding. Yeah…)
"Robin…I…" But Robin quickly stopped. It wasn't the right time. He wasn't ready (no, he's not trying to molest her.)
"I better go," said the Boy Wonder, turning on his heel.
"See ya," he said with a quick wave of his hand. Her door opened and walked out of the room.
'Pretty Baby,
Why can't you see,
Pretty Baby,
Don't you leave me…'
Starfire was still confused at what had just happened.
Starfire lowered her head, as the music began to fade away to the next song.
"Why must it be this way?" She whispered sadly as she fell back on her bed. Things used to be so open with Robin, but ever since they got older, the earlier years of sweetened secret crushes had began to take a reality and the pair realized they needed to take work more serious. Starfire still loved Robin with all her heart. But things weren't happening. She wanted more. She wanted to be Robin's girl. If only he felt the same…
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"Hello?"
"Hey Sarah!" Cyborg cooed into the phone.
Sarah giggled.
"So Cyborg are you gonna ask me out on a date or what?"
"I was just about to sugar booger."
"Sweetie Pie."
"Baby Doll."
"Care Bear."
"Sweet Heart."
"Love Bug."
"Pretty Baby. (LOL...yeah…..)"
"Cheesy Quesadilla."
"Honey Bunny."
"Fuzzy Lumpkins."
"Hey isn't that a monster from the Power Puff Girls?"
"I wouldn't know...I don't watch the Power Puff Girls..." Cyborg grinned into the phone.
Sarah laughed.
"So Cyborg are you going to ask me or not?"
"Okay okay I'll ask you...Will you..."
"CYBORG HEEELP! RAVEN IS GOING TO KILL ME….AGAIN!"
"You were re-incarnated?" Cyborg asked surprised.
"No….but remember? When we had just formed the Teen Titans and Robin was on patrol?"
"Yeah," Cyborg said unsuredly.
"Well….."
"Okay Raven, have you found the documents on this Cinderblock guy yet?" Robin asked from the large screen. Raven got up from the computers and walked towards the giant transmission screen to talk to Robin. That's when Beast Boy came out from around the corner and snuck behind Raven, crawling on the ground. Then he leapt up from his the floor to cover Raven's eyes.
"Hey Raven! Guess who…." Beast Boy grabbed something. But you weren't supposed to grab eyes, you were supposed to cover them. That's when Beast Boy realized that he was not touching eyelids. He was holding a pair of tits.
Robin stared at the scene from the transition screen, his mouth wide open. Still in the same groping position, Beast Boy could feel Raven's body shaking with anger. Her face burned with mortification.
"You…." She murmured, turning around a look of livid fury on her face, "PERVERT!"
With the combination of Raven's hard heavy fist and the word 'pervert' , Beast Boy was sent flying. From that day on, Beast Boy and Raven never had a quite a peaceful relationship….
Cyborg howled with laughter.
"That's what happened?" he screeched, as BB finished recalling the story.
"I was really short when I first joined the Titans!" Beast Boy argued in defense.
"You were? You still are BB!" The robot laughed.
Raven then stormed into the room.
"Looks like you've been taking a walk down memory lane huh BB?" She snarled furiously, still managing to maintain her monotone and sound angry at the same time. Now that takes talent.
"Ack! You were listening?" Beast Boy yelled, not even bothering to deny it.
"Admit it. You knew you were touching my boobs. You don't grope a pair of eyeballs," She hissed.
"Well you sure didn't bother to stop me for awhile!"
Raven looked at a loss for words, eyes wide.
"That's b-because…I was in shock…."
"Yeah right! Admit it! You liked it! You can deny it as much as you want Ra-ven! But I know that you enjoyed it when I touched your boobs…"
"YOU ARE SUCH A SKEEZ!" She yelled losing all monotony.
"I'M A GROWING YOUNG MAN! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO? JUST SIT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR WHEN I KNOW YOUR INSIDE YOU ROOM CHANGING CLOTHING, AND WEARING A THONG!"
"WHAT?"
"YEAH! ADMIT IT! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A THONG RAVEN! AND I BET YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!"
"YOU KNOW ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR!"
"NO SHIT! WHY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE MAD AT ME!"
"I'M ALWAYS MAD AT YOU!"
"WELL………"
"Cyborg? Honey? Are you there?"
"Uhhhhh...tell you what...I'll call ya back," he said immediately hanging up the phone. Cyborg then grabbed Beast Boy around his throat, stopping the screaming argument between the two.
"AAAAAh-ha-gaaa-aaa--aa-" Beast Boy's green face turned to a nice shade of purple.
"Why...did...you...interupt...my...phone...call...WITH SUGAR BOOGER?" Cyborg screamed in BB's face.
"Ho-hoo-zat?" Beast Boy managed to say gasping for breath as Cyborg dropped him to the floor.
"His girlfriend. Sarah." Raven muttered in her usual monotonous voice.
"Oh..." said BB, rubbing his throat.
"Now I have to go get flowers and apologize! Oh shit! Okay Raven you can continue. I gotta go!" Cyborg yelled running out the door.
"Now where were we?" said Raven turning to Beast Boy.
"Uuuuh I was screaming and you were about to kill me," he replied scratching his head.
"Very well...HRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" she hissed in her evil voice.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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Walking out of her super big mansion, Sarah waved goodbye to her daddy, and walked up to her silver Lexus. She clicked a button on the keys, and the car beeped. She sat down in the driver's seat and slammed the car door. Putting the key in the car (heh with a dirty mind the past sentence was quite naughty! ) she turned on the ignition and zoomed out of her incredibly long driveway.
Gwen Stefani was currently pounding from her car speakers.
'If I was a rich girl na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Say I'd have all the money in the world if I was a wealthy gi-irl.'
Sarah sang along with the highly girly music, thinking about where she wanted to go. Hmm dumb question. To see Cyborg of course! She decided she would go visit him in Titans Tower and they could find a good place to hook up and drink wine, while discussing their future plans of getting married and owning a secret exotic island in Hawaii where being naked was totally legal. How else would you get a good tan?
'I wonder if they still have that secret stash of Strawberry Wine,' Sarah thought, 'Well Starfire would know, she drinks it all the time.
Oh my Sarah, spilling secrets already are we?
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Robin was currently in the gym, punching his bag with all his might, grunting as he struck each blow. What had come over him earlier? Why didn't he just say something? Well duh, the time wasn't right. He was ready. And Robin was beginning to think he would never be, nor could he ever. He wanted to Starfire so badly, to tell all the things that had been on his mind. He wanted to buy her expensive gifts and flowers. To help her pick out fancy lingerie and let her model in it for him. To take her to fancy French restaurants where you order in French and end up asking for something like a cow dick. To get drunk and have mad sex with her on one of the leather couches in the living room, and not care who was watching. Basically, what all guys want. But he couldn't do that. He couldn't fall in love. There was a force pulling him back from every desire in his head involving Starfire. He was the leader and it was his responsibility to keep the team on their feet. And if he was in love with Starfire he couldn't do that. He felt weak around Starfire, like all of his courage as the Boy Wonder was wiped away when he was near her. Sure they hugged, and talked, and new they both felt something, but they never took it further, as much as they both desired.
"Robin?" A soft voice called to him from the doorway of the gym. Robin turned from his punching back and grinned when he saw it was Starfire.
"Hey Star!" he said smiling. She smiled back and floated over to him.
"Did you need something?" asked the masked hero as he started to punch again trying to look buff and tough.
"Not really...I just wanted to be with you..." the sweet red head blushed. Robin was delighted. To be with him! Maybe she was coming through! Maybe she wanted to be with him….
"...because Raven is currently killing Beast Boy and Cyborg is currently out buying flowers for his girlfriend."
"Oh...oh yeah okay!" Robin said with obvious disappointment as he stopped punching the punching bag, which he soon regretted as it smacked him in the face.
"I am hopeful you are not busy, for I am most eager for you to assist the tending of my garden!" Starfire smiled.
" WHAT!" Robin gasped his cheeks reddening.
"I was hoping you could come tend my garden...?" The alien asked utterly confused.
"Star! I don't…I…I don't think…I'm not ready for that yet!" Robin managed to say. How could he be? They just skipped the lingerie and fancy cow dicks on the checklist!
"Have you never tended a garden before?" said Starfire in shock.
"No...most…..superheroes my age haven't," Robin replied slowly. He would have said boys, but that would be the stupidest lie ever. More like all the guys his age HAVE.
"Then come with me right away!" she smiled, dragging a traumatized, Robin.
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"MMMMMPPPPPHHHH!"
"It's no use Beast Boy. I am not letting you go until you watch it5 times." said Raven from behind her current book.
Beast Boy was currently binded to a chair with duck tape and ropes, his mouth covered, in front of the TV watching, Legally Blonde: 2, for the 2nd time. Raven sat on the couch reading, making sure he didn't escape. Beast Boy changed into a giraffe to escape from the chair but instead ended up falling on his back legs squirming trying to unbind the tape.
"Idiot." Raven muttered eyes scanning the ancient pages of her novel.
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"Okay Robin, know gently sprinkle some. A little more...wonderful!" Starfire grinned. They were currently in her garden outside watering her flowers and plants. Robin was dumbfounded at first but was glad he got to spend this time with Starfire. Robin gently put down the watering can. Birds were chirping in the ancient trees. You could hear the trickle of a small waterfall from a pond somewhere. The alien flowers were surrounding them in beauty and fragrance.
"Robin...I am very glad you came to help me with my garden," she said sheepishly.
"No problem Star, it was fun! But you have some dirt on your cheek," He said with a slight laugh, "here, let me get that."
He reached out and brushed the dirt off her cheek. He then brushed a strand of hair behind her ear, making the girl blush.
"You're beautiful..." he whispered. Starfire stared at him with wide eyes.
"Thank-you...nobody has ever told me that before..."
"It's true. You are the most wonderful person I have ever met."
"Robin...I think you are wonderful as well..." They leaned in closer and closer. He could count the freckles across her nose almost.
"Robin? Are you there?" Ravens voice came out from the communicator. Starfire and Robin both groaned.
"Yes I'm here. What is it?" He scowled to the small screen, clearly annoyed. Raven glanced behind her shoulder to see a struggling Beast Boy, still on the floor, struggling to get up.
"What are you doing…?" she asked suspiciously.
"If it was your business I'd let you know," he said coolly. Raven rolled her eyes.
"Fine, whatever." She turned off the screen. It was so obvious they were making out.
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So what happens next? Beast Boy apparently won a beer contest. And it just so happens that neither he nor Raven can hold their liquor. God I suck at grammar.