Really redid chapter three for the third time as well as two as of the date July 9th 2005. I wanted it to fit more with the story, and I wanted to make it funnier. Oh come on like you don't want to see BB and Rae drunk? Weeeeell whatever, I'm through.
Beast Boy continued to watch the movie from the ground. Raven felt a bit bad for leaving him like that. He wasn't even complaining. But then again not like he could anyways. He had duck tape crap all over his mouth. But…she really had an urge…to…just….well…
Oh come on! If everybody else is doing romantic stuff why can't she?
"Well duh, because I'm me," she thought to herself. But then again, for awhile she'd been able to keep it under control. She had it after all. Maybe it wouldn't hurt if she "hung out" with BB. Of course it wouldn't hurt! It would let everything out for her. And besides, the Teen Titans had been together for years now. It's time they actually did something. The girl glanced at BB who seemed to be deeply concerned that Bruiser the dog was gay. His eyes shifted to her sadly, as if trying to get her to pity him. Raven felt her stomach flutter. She glanced away lowering her eyebrows sternly. She'd seen those sad eyes before, when he had looked at Terra. She wondered if he still liked Terra. How could he? He flirted with Raven so much, it was hard to believe he could like any other girl. And maybe…just maybe…she liked him too. Without thinking she put her book down and walked over to the fallen changeling. She lifted up the chair with a swift wave of her hand. He looked at her slightly confused, but he couldn't say anything for his mouth was still covered. Raven didn't know what came over her really. But the next thing she knew she had sat down on Beast Boy's lap facing him, her legs wide open. She could feel her face flushing. She stripped off his duck tape and he winced from the pain. Raven smiled and rubbed his cheek gently. Beast Boy looked at Raven as if she had just told him she was secretly in love with Plasmus and planned to bear his slimy children.
"I'm bored," she said, still managing to maintain her monotony. But her heart kept beating faster. What the hell was she thinking?
"Oh…um….we could….play some games," Beast Boy suggested, still staring at her like she had an ostrich sitting on her head. (Don't you just love my incredibly weird comparisons? ) Apparently his pervert act disappears when he has an actual girl sitting on him.
"Okay…" Raven smiled shyly. She got off of Beast Boys lap and collapsed onto the sofa. She could barely contain her excitement. Good thing she had it.
"What kind of games did you have in mind?" the dark girl asked.
"SUPEEEEER NINJAAAAA FURYYYYYYYYY!" Beast Boy howled in unison with the TV screen. Raven stared at him in shock.
"I'm so glad you finally want to play my new Gamestation 2 with me Raven!" The shapeshifter grinned, "You can be Fook Yew, the sexy female ninja who wears skimpy clothing and rapes her opponents, or Big Dyek the lesbian dutch martial artist who doesn't wear any shirts! Or…you can be a guy…"
Raven still stared at him amazed.
"I um….I'll go get us some….drinks….." She said half heartedly. She walked over to the fridge, and scanned for anything good. Milk. Beer. Orange Juice. Beer. Coke. Beer. Sprite. No let me guess….Beer.
Raven stared surprised.
"Who bought all of this….."
"Oh yeah! I won a beer contest if your wondering where all the beer came from," Beast Boy grinned triumphantly as he tried to select his character on the screen. Raven stared at him blankly. How the HELL did Beast Boy win a beer contest? He's underage! And….wait! Since when did they have BEER contests anyways?
"How did you win?" the girl asked in shock. Did she even really want to know?
"Oh, I wrestled a bear," He said casually. Of course he did. Raven rolled her eyes.
"And they let you enter? Knowing you we're not only underage but also a Teen Titan?" The girl asked incredulously.
"Who's they?" was the green ones reply. Raven had the feeling she didn't want to know the details. She brought over two beers and sat them on the coffee table. Cracking hers open she drank. She had never drunken beer before. It was rich. She liked the taste. It made her feel….daring, like she was doing something forbidden.
Well, she kind of was.
Raven drank more, sipping eagerly.
"All right, just pick Fook Yew, she wears the best outfits and…." But he was interrupted by Raven…..giggling! That happened once every blue moon. No, make that pink moon! It basically never happened! He stared at her surprised. The girl continued to giggle and drink the beer.
"I like this," She smiled, her eyes sparkling. BB knew Rae shouldn't be drinking. But she looked so cute when she was giggling. And he really wanted to know what she acted like when she was drunk. Beast Boy smiled and took his beer and began to drink.
"Raven you know we shouldn't be doing this," he said, after taking a few chugs.
"I know," she smiled maliciously, "That's what makes it so fun. So come on, get ready for me to kick your ass!" Beast Boy again stared at her. Unless she was super pissed off she rarely cussed. Maybe she was getting a little…
The game started. 3, 2, 1, GO! Beast Boy came to a running start with his character, Tumach Air, the hairy ninja who wore Speedos and crushed his opponents. Raven as Fook Yew, slammed him to the ground and started ripping his Speedo off.
"Ha! I'm raping you!" She screeched happily, pointing to the screen.
"You wish!" Beast Boy grunted back, but he couldn't help grinning. More like he wished. Honestly, Raven could pound him and rape him 20 times and he wouldn't mind….on the game that is…..but then again he wouldn't mind in reality either. Being with her and seeing her happy was enough. Beast Boy chugged the rest of his beer. He felt surprisingly giddy to, like he just wanted jump around….with Raven. (Ahem more like on Raven.)
"YES! I win!" She cheered jumping up and down. Beast Boy wondered why her powers weren't doing anything. Usually things would be going haywire. But he was to drunk to care. Raven jumped down on Beast Boy making him yelp. She wrapped her arms around his waist and nuzzled her nose into his stomach. Beast Boy could feel his heart beating faster. Was he this drunk to? Raven must be out of her freaking mind. Apparently she was, for the next thing he knew she crawled up him till the lips we're inches apart.
"Beast Boy," she said smiling, her breathing quickening, "I want to kiss you." Her breath smelt of beer. Her face was flushed. And there was a smile on her face. In a normal situation, even Beast Boy wouldn't hear of making out with Raven when she was as drunk as hell. But he to was intoxicated. He gently pressed his lips against hers tasting the beer on her mouth. She began to kiss him deeper, sighing against his mouth. Beast Boy slipped his tongue into her mouth as he ran his hands through her hair fine violet hair.
Ooh la la, we don't want to get too detailed now do we?
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Cyborg was now at the local florist, selecting a bouquet for his girlfriend.
"Man I am pumped about tonight! I get to see my beautiful Sarah and take her out to dinner! Then maybe she'll invite me inside and……" but before Cyborg could finish he saw a small girl standing next to him.
"Are you Cyborg?" She asked sweetly.
"The one and only," he grinned, "What can I do for you little lady?"
"Since you don't wear clothes does that mean you walk around naked?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh………………" But before he could answer the little girl trotted off singing, "Nakie man, nakie man, Cyborg is a nakie man!"
Cyborg then, after screwing his face up in confusion, dialed Sarah's number on his arm.
"Hello? This is Sarah!" He heard he sweet voice chirp into her pink cell phone.
"Hello? This is Cyborg!" He said in a mocking tone.
"Shut up!" She giggled.
"Where are you baby?" Cyborg asked, as he selected a bunch of roses.
"In the car! Going to your house!" she smiled into her Verizon Wireless
"I'll be right there to meet you sweetie," said Cyborg.
"Okay……AAAAH!" Sarah screamed.
"Sugar booger! Come quick! It's terrible! I'm on Murakami Stre…." But the line went dead. Turning off his phone or arm if you prefer to call it, Cyborg noticed that everyone in the store was staring at him.
"Dude why are you flirting with you arm?" called the cash register as Cyborg ran out the door, not even bothering to pay for the flowers. Like anyone cared. He was Cyborg after all.
"Raven! It's Cy…RAPE! RAAAPE! RAAAAAAPE!" Cyborg screamed at the screen on his arm.
Beast Boy and Raven then looked up slowly from the sofa to see Cyborg yelling on the giant transmission screen. Raven was currently now on top of Beast Boy making out with him.
"Dude! We weren't raping each other…wait can you even rape each other? I thought it had to be one person…"
"Sarah's in trouble!" Cyborg interrupted, "We've got to go save her! She's on Murakami Street in front of some wine store!"
"Um Cyborg….we can't," Raven said blankly.
"What? Why not?"
"Oh come on! It's not that hard.".
"What?"
"How are we supposed to get there?".
"YOU DRIVE!"
"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DRIVE THERE!"
"YOU USE THE T-CAR!"
"YOU'RE DRIVING THE T-CAR!" Raven screamed ending the yelling argument between her and Cyborg and turning back to Beast Boy.
"Shit!" Cyborg growled, pulling a sharp turn in the car.
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Leaning in closer and closer for the second time, Starfire gently closed her eyes, their lips inches apart. Starfire's heart was beating faster and faster. Her breath trembled, and then…
"Roooooobin!" Raven's voice blared out from Robin's communicator. Robin and Star reluctantly moved apart, while Robin thrust his arm down to his belt and grabbed the communicator.
"What do you want? he hissed.
"We need you to ride Starfire down Mukamuri's teat," Raven said. They both stared at her strangely.
"Um what?" asked Starfire, hoping she heard her friend wrong. But Raven had switched off her communicator to drunk to care.
"She must have meant for us to ride down to Murakami Street!" Robin replied, turning off the communicator and running for the tower.
"Oh, ferglursplurk," Starfire muttered flying off after Robin. They got into the garage, and ran to the R-Cycle.
"Get your helmet," Robin said as he pulled his over his head. Starfire grabbed her purple and green helmet and put it on as well. Sitting behind Robin on the R-Cycle, she wrapped her arms around his waist. He was so warm and she loved how he smelled. She could feel herself blush and her heart beat faster. But Robin was too focused on the mission to notice. Robin pushed down on the ignition and they zoomed out of the Tower.
Wait do motorcycles even have ignition? How do you drive a motorcycle?
Aggh this is why I didn't put in any detail.
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Cyborg ran out of the T-car and up to Sarah in her silver Lexus. Sarah was crying hysterically in the driver's seat.
"Sarah! Baby what's wrong!" Cyborg asked desperately. Sarah opened the car door and fell onto Cyborg still crying. He caught her in his arms puzzled.
"I got bird shit in my hair!" she wailed. Cyborg rolled his eyes, but continued to pat her back sympathetically.
"Tell you what baby," he said with a soft voice, "How about we go get your hair done, and then I'll buy you an ice cream cone!"
"O-k-kay," Sarah sniffed, as the couple walked into the closest hair salon. Just then, a young couple on a motorcycle zoomed right up to Murakami street and stopped right in front of Dean and Deluca. Starfire released her arms from Robin's waist and stepped off from the R-Cycle. Taking off his helmet and running a hand through his spiky black hair, Robin scanned the area for any sign of Cyborg. Suddenly Robin heard Starfire scream from behind. Robin whipped around to see Johnny Rancid hand gripped around Starfire's neck, his other hand with a gun pointed to her head. Robin felt anger burn through his nerves.
"Hand over the ride birdie boy or your little girlfriend here gets it," The boy grinned, eyeing Robin's R-Cycle. Without a second thought Robin ran towards Johnny Rancid and landed a hard punch right in his face.
"AAAAAH! What the-" Rancid yelled in shock. Suddenly a blast was heard. Johnny pulled the trigger on the gun. A huge electric laser came out and hit Starfire square in the head. Her eyes closed and she fell hard on the asphalt in a swift movement.
"STARFIRE!" Robin screamed running to her side. Before he could do much more, Johnny fired another shot. Robin leered to the left, the shot barely brushing against his right ear. Worried that the Boy Wonder would take him down, the criminal darted for the R-Cycle.
"YOU BASTARD!" Robin yelled about to run after him, but then a thought nagged him. he couldn't leave Star. Robin, torn between what to do, suddenly saw Cyborg emerge from Great Clips hair salon, and fire his sonic cannon at the man. Johnny staggered back, barely a foot away from Robin's vehicle.
"Robin now!" Cyborg yelled, as Sarah ran up to Starfire. Knowing Star was in safe hands, Robin ran towards Johnny and jumped on top of him, pinning him to the ground. Robin punched his face, as if his hands were magnetically attracted to it. Blood poured from the victim's nose as he wailed for mercy. But Robin continued to pound him relentlessly.
"ROBIN STOP!" A hand grabbed Robin's arm raised for another blow. Robin turned to see Sarah.
"No more!" she said. With one last glare at the now crying Johnny, Robin got up from the brawl. Cyborg picked up the trembling body of Johnny Rancid.
"Sarah call the police," He said blankly. Without another word, Sarah got out her cell phone and dialed 911. (I think you call them for police…;) Still breathing heavily Robin ran over to Starfire his face hot his breathing deep.
"Starfire…" He whispered, on the verge of tears. He couldn't cry. He was Robin. And Robin didn't cry. Ever.
"I'm sorry," He whispered, his face so close to hers. Suddenly, as if by miracle, the girl's bright eyes slowly opened as they focused on the face of Robin. She struggled to sit up with a small moaning noise. The next thing she new Robin had wrapped his arms around her.
"Robin," she smiled gently as he held her close not daring to let her go.
"Alright Robin, we'll wait for the cops to show up and take Rancid. Sarah can go ahead and take Starfire home." Cyborg said who was….sitting on top of Johhny.
"Please, why do you sit atop the criminal friend?" Starfire asked confused.
"Oh um…well, I didn't want him to escape," He replied hastily.
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"Oh yeah he was beating the crap out of the guy Star," Sarah said, as Gwen Stefani still played on her stereo.
"He was…?" Starfire asked, mildly surprised. She knew Robin would defend her.
"Yeah, he was so upset he let you down," replied the blonde moving her head from side to side in tune with the beat of the music. Starfire paused, surprised. Had Robin really let her down? Starfire had gotten hurt but it was not on Robin's part.
" IT WAS NOT HIS FAULT!" Starfire yelled, face twisted in confusion. Sarah looked at her blankly, her head turned from the driving wheel.
"Look at your watch now,
Your still a super hot female,
You got your million dollar contract,
And their all waiting for your hot track."
"Um….okay?" Sarah said blankly, not sure how to reply.
"What did he do?"
"What?"
"What did Robin do to harm the Johnny Rancid?"
"He punched the shit out of him. The guy was like bleeding!"
"Robin! He made someone do the bleeding!"
"Yeah…"
"NO!" Starfire yelled. Sarah stopped the car, brakes squeaking.
"What's your problem?" the girl asked clutching her heart.
"I-I apologize. It is just…Robin has never made anyone….bleed before…" Starfire said quietly.
"It's okay," Sarah replied breathily, "but you just scared the shit out of me."
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Raven's lips were locked against Beast Boy's as she kissed him passionately. BB wrapped his arms around her neck and pulled Raven in even deeper to the kiss. They were currently on top of each other making out on the sofa. Legally Blonde 2 played for the 5th time now. Raven could keep this up a little long as long as they didn't get…..
"CAUGHT IN THE ACT!" Cyborg yelled above the sofa. The couple yelled and jumped off of each other. They looked up to see Cyborg, Sarah, Robin, and Starfire all staring down at them in shock. They both stared back at the Titans mortified, unsure of what to do.
"Ah…um….." Raven hesitated but then landed a hard, yet unconvincing slap across Beast Boy's face. The shape shifter yelped with pain. Looks like they were no longer drunk. But then, why were they making out?
"Great just great! So while ya'll have been making out, playing Gamestation 2, and getting drunk on booze, while we were out kicking bad guy butt!" Cyborg asked angrily.
"Uh…yeah that pretty much sums it up…." Beast Boy nodded. Raven merely looked away ashamed. She couldn't believe she had done this. This had definetly ruined her rep. Oh come on Rae Rae no one cares! Sarah leaned against Cyborg and traced circles into his chest with her index finger.
"Oh, come on Cyborg. It's there first time hooking up! Don't you remember our first time hooking up in the T-Car?" Sarah cooed, looking up at him dreamily.
"WE WE'REN'T HOOKING UP! WE ONLY WENT TO FIRST!" Beast Boy defended.
"WHAT? YOU HOOKED UP IN THE T-CAR? HOW FAR DID YOU GUYS GO?" Robin yelled, while Starfire looked confused.
"Please what is this, 'hooking up' you speak of?" the princess asked confused.
"We only went to third base! And Starfire, hooking up is what you and Robin do every Saturday night in his room," Cyborg grinned coyly.
"I see," Starfire nodded.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN JUST THIRD? IN WHOSE FAVOR!" Robin screeched unaware of what Cyborg and Starfire just discussed.
"My favor," Cyborg grinned.
"YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB IN THE T-CAR?" Robin screamed in utter disbelief.
"So that's what that white stuff on the seat was," Beast Boy concluded.
"Eew gross!" he added a second later.
"Wait, Cyborg the hooking up is watching the dvd's in Robin's room?" Starfire asked once again confused. Cyborg looked startled and then turned to Robin.
"You and Star haven't….done anything?" Sarah asked wide eyed.
"OF COURSE NOT! WE'RE ONLY TEENAGERS!" Robin yelled. Everyone except Starfire stared at him in amazement.
"EVEN BEAST BOY AND RAVEN HAVE HOOKED UP AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN GIVEN THE WOMAN A FRIGGIN KISS?" MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" Cyborg screeched.
"I don't have time for this," Robin hissed turning on his heels for the door. Starfire scampered after him, while Cyborg went back to lecturing BB and Rae about their 'session'.
"Please Robin, I would like to thank you for earlier…" Starfire called, as she flew down the hallway towards him. He turned around to face her, as she skidded to a halt right in front of him.
"Why are you apologizing? It was my fault…" Robin gritted his teeth turning his head."No Robin…." Before Starfire could finish she felt arms wrap around her, and pull her close. Robin was holding her. (No shit….) Starfire's whole face felt hot, and her heartbeat began to increase it's speed. He had gotten taller. Way taller. He was at least two inches taller than Starfire now. And that was a lot, since she was a rather tall girl.
"Robin..?" She asked quietly, her chin resting atop his shoulder. He continued to hold her close.
'Why can't you hold me and never let go?
When you touch me it is me that you own,
Pretty Baby the place that you hold
In my heart
Would you break it apart?
Again…'
The words echoed in her mind.
"Even though I may act like I'm never scared, I am. Whenever you're in danger, I'm scared that I might lose you. I want to protect you. I don't ever want to lose you," He whispered in her ear. Starfire was afraid that Robin could feel her heart beating in her chest. She was afraid it might stop any moment now. And she didn't want him to let her go. She buried her face into his chest. She could hear his heart beat as well. It soothed her. Robin hesitated, wondering if she take the risk. Should he say, those three small words? Not yet. He wasn't ready. Slowly he pushed her away.
"I'm sorry Starfire, I have to go. Research, prepare for tomorrow. The usual," he said turning around and walking away.
"Robin……um…..good night…" she said softly. The boy stopped.
"Good night," he said back, and then continued on to his room.
The girl lowered her head sadly. What was wrong? What was the hooking up everyone was speaking of? Why was Robin acting so distant? And when could she finally just tell him how she felt to his face? Just those three words, that so many Earth humans exchanged when they felt the deep affection. Which she knew she felt for Robin.
'Pretty Baby,
Why can't you see?
Pretty Baby,
Don't you leave me…'
Next time on Pretty Baby! Starfire buys candles that are suppossed to make the boys fall in love with her and Raven! But instead they end up just wanting to do the deep! Well not if Jinx Gizmo and Mammoth have something to say about it! And just who in the freaking hell is Sailor Pink?