Okies I'm making this is a mini chapter just because of all of my homework and my lack of dedication and responsibility. XD Anyways, the next chapter is much longer and better but for now, this is what I've got. Im sorry! This Chapter is soooo frickin small! XD Oh before I forget guess what show the "Raggle Fraggle" scene is from. :D
"IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBOR HOOD!!!" Beast Boy sang, or more like screamed, at the top of his lungs. Beast Boy may be able to turn into a lion and rip your flesh to shreds, he may be able turn into a great white shark and eat you whole, but the absolute most dreadful thing about the young green teen was his horrible, scratchy, flat, no good, just plain crappy singing. I mean this voice could paralyze his opponent it's that bad. You NEVER want to hear Beast Boy sing. (Especially when it's Justin Timberlake...Oo)
And of course, after begs, pleads, and threats from Raven that she will rip his lungs out of his chest, he continued to sing the Mr. Roger's song.
"SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAAAAA..."
"BEAST BOY SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT OF YOUR CHEST!!!!" Raven's muffled reply came from the room above him.
"WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?" he yelled to the ceiling.
"SURE!!!" Raven exclaimed from her room suddenly.
"WOW! REALLY?" he said ecstatic.
"NO! NOT REALLY," she replied indifferently.
Now you might think this is weird but this is usually how Beast Boy and Raven got along with their social life. Usually it was Raven screaming at Beast Boy for being a pervert or something of the sort. Either way, on with the freaking story.Beast Boy heard the shutting of Raven's automatic door. This was his chance. Hearing her footsteps down the hallway and the opening and closing of the elevator doors, he crept out of his messy green room, pressed the button, and waited for the elevator. The doors opened to reveal Raven. She looked fine. That is, until her eyes fell onto him.
"You..." she growled with obvious annoyance.
"Yeah. Sorry if that surprised you Raven but just in case you didn't know I live in the room below you," he grinned. Raven stared at him with rising dislike.
"I'll just shut up now," he muttered. The elevator doors opened to reveal Cyborg cooking breakfast, Robin reading the paper, and Starfire watching...Pokemon.
"GOOD MORNING PEEPS!" Beast Boy yelled with an annoying energy.
"Morning!" said the laid back Cyborg, cracking an egg over a frying pan.
"Good morning friends!" Starfire smiled.
".....Who is Slade?" Robin replied obviously not paying attention to the world around him.
"I'm going on a walk," Raven said heading for the automatic door, "I'll be back in about 30 minutes."
"Me too!" Beast Boy said, running to Raven's side.
"Let me rephrase that. I'm going on a walk ALONE," Raven snarled an inch away from Beast Boy. Beast Boy grinned sheepishly.
"Fine, let's all go on a picnic!!" Beast Boy suggested.
"Not a picnic! Beast Boy do you remember what happened last time?" Raven said wide eyed.
FLASHBACK
Raven, Beast Boy, Robin, and Starfire sprawled out on a picnic blanket in the middle of a beautiful meadow, having a picnic.
"Please pass the potato salad," Beast Boy indicated towards Raven.
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!" yelled Bigfoot, as he jumped out of the bushes, scooping up Beast Boy and running off.
"AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" Beast Boy screamed.
The Titans stared in alarm, shrugged, and continued to eat.
END FLASHBACK
"Did you say Picnic?" asked Starfire, turning from Pikachu and his adorable cuddly friends. Raven and Beast Boy nodded. Starfire gasped.
"You cannot do that! Remember what happened last time we went on a picnic?" she said alarmed.
FLASHBACK
Raven, Beast Boy, Robin, and Starfire sprawled out on a picnic blanket in the middle of a beautiful meadow, having a picnic.
"Please pass the potato salad," Beast Boy indicated towards Raven.
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!" yelled Bigfoot, as he jumped out of the bushes, scooping up Beast Boy and running off.
"AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" Beast Boy screamed.
The Titans stared in alarm, shrugged, and continued to eat.
END FLASHBACK
"Who is Slade?" Robin inquired. The Titans stared at him blankly.
"Oh wait....wrong line......" Robin mumbled.
"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!? REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME...?" Robin yelled dramatically as he read his script.
FLASHBACK
Raven, Beast Boy, Robin, and Starfire sprawled out on a picnic blanket in the middle of a beautiful meadow,having a picnic.
"Please pass the potato salad," Beast Boy indicated towards Raven.
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!" yelled Bigfoot, as he jumped out of the bushes, scooping up Beast Boy and running off.
"AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" Beast Boy screamed.
The Titans stared in alarm, shrugged, and continued to eat.
END FLASHBACK
"Did ya'll say picnic?" Cyborg said, turning from the bacon, (and Beast Boy's Tofu).
The fellow Titans all nodded.
"You can't do that! Remember what happened last time?" he exclaimed.
A SLIGHLTY DIFFERENT FLASHBACK
Cyborg giggled like an idiot, putting a Bigfoot outfit on in the bushes.
Raven, Beast Boy, Robin, and Starfire sprawled out on a picnic blanket in the middle of a beautiful meadow, having a picnic.
"Please pass the potato salad," Beast Boy indicated towards Raven.
"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!" yelled Bigfoot, as he jumped out of the bushes, scooping up Beast Boy and running off.
"AAAAAH! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!" Beast Boy screamed.
The Titans stared in alarm, shrugged, and continued to eat.
END OF THE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT FLASHBACK
"I say we let the boy go!" Cyborg grinned, as he scrambled some eggs.
"I have a suggestion! Let us all go partake in the eating of the breakfast....by the water!!! We can have a BREAKFAST PICNIC!!!" Starfire grinned, a look of triumph on her face.
"Sure why not?" Robin grinned putting down his newspaper. About the only thing that could make him put it down was Starfire.
"Sweet!" Beast Boy grinned.
"Whatever," Raven scowled, clearly not happy.
"ARE YOU ASSHOLES GONNA JUST STAND THERE OR HELP ME COOK BREAKFAST??" Cyborg snarled, his good mood vanished, as Beast Boy's tofu caught on fire.
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The Titans were on the shore of their Island, eating breakfast on a picnic blanket.
"This is very nice!" Starfire smiled towards Robin.
"Yeaaaaaah," He grinned sheepishly. Raven had finished her eggs and bacon, and now was getting up.
"I'm going for a walk," she said pulling her hood up.
"Wait up Raven! Me too!" Beast Boy yelled after her, dropping his tofu eggs.
"No," she replied bluntly her back turned, as she started to walk.
"Please?" he begged, chasing after her.
"No!" she said annoyed.
"PLEASE!!!" he asked desperately. It went on like this for awhile, but little did they know that the two idiots were already walking together, arguing about going on a walk.
"Raven I know you want you!" Beast Boy said in a seducing voice as he moved towards Raven. She backed away, eyes wide under her cloak. He moved in closer grinning.
"Beast Boy I already told y- Ahhhhhhh!" Raven had backed up so far she had fallen into the bay.
"RAVEN!" Beast Boy yelled, wading to her side in the water. Raven rose to the surface drenched in water, gasping for breath.
Her mascara dripping, and her hair a dark violet mess plastered on her head, Raven rose out of the water sputtering.
"Raven I-"Beast Boy started his legs wet from running to her side.
"JUST GET AWAY FROM ME!" she yelled running towards the tower. Beast Boy stood shocked. Now he had done it. She hated him. He turned to see the Titans running towards him.
"BB what happened?" asked Cyborg.
"I...uh...she fell...into...the bay....heh..." Beast Boy mumbled. The Titans all glared at him suspiciously.
"I'm going to go...apologize..." Beast Boy grinned and then with a dash of green he was gone.
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"Raven I know your in there!" Beast Boy yelled at Raven's closed door.
"Maybe because this is my room," Raven replied.
"You can't block me out forever!" he whined fearing that is exactly what she would do.
There was no reply.
"Just let me in!" Beast Boy begged.
"NO!" Raven screeched.
"Come on! You know you want me to!"
"No I really don't want you to!"
"I'm coming in!"
"DON'T COME IN MY ROOM!"
The automatic door slid open. Beast Boy scanned Raven's room only to find her standing there shocked......in her....underwear. Beast Boy gulped eyes wide.
"Heh...uh...nice bra...?" he grinned sheepishly.
"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU GREEN SLIMEBALL!"
Beast Boy ran for it only just in time as he felt a barrage of black energy being shot at him.
"OW! OW! OOOOWW!!!" Beast Boy screamed running as far away as he could.
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The phone was ringing in the main room of Titans Tower. Robin answered,
"Titans Tower, this is Robin."
"ROBIN!!! HOW ARE YOU BUDDY!? THIS IS THE MAYOR!!" said the mayor's overly enthusiastic voice.
"Um.....hi?"
"WE ARE JUST SOOOOOO HAPPY THAT WE COULD HOST THIS PARTY FOR YOU!!!"
"Come again?"
"OHOHOHOHOHO! ROBIN YOU SILLY BOY! WE ARE HAVING A PARTY IN HONOR FOR ALL OF THE TITANS AND ALL THE GREAT, WONDERFUL, JOLLY, HAPPY, THINGS YOU HAVE DONE FOR US!!!!"
"What!?"
"YES YOU SILLY CHAP YOU! YOU ARE ALL ARRIVING ON THE RED CARPET! BE SURE TO DRESS SNAZZY AND SHARP AND BRING A DATE SO YOU'LL LOOK GOOD IN THE TABLOIDS AND THE ON THE COVER OF TEEN PEOPLE MAGAZINE!!!!!"
"You've got to be..."
"OH BY THE WAY, MY DEAR BOY, THE PARTY IS TOMMOROW NIGHT, AT 8:00 AT THE FANCY SMANCY PARTY PLACE SO IF I WERE YOU I'D....SNAP TO IT!" he grinned and then, without another word, he hung up the phone.
Robin stared in shock, his mouth wide open, still holding the phone. Then after a moment he closed his mouth, and put the phone down.
"I can't wait until I am old enough to vote for a NEW mayor...." Robin muttered annoyed. He wasn't much of a party person but if the city was holding it in their honor he knew they should go. He'd just put on his tuxedo and grab a date and....
"A DATE!!" Robin screeched. Just then Starfire walked into the room sniggering, for she had just seen the scene that had occurred between Raven and Beast Boy.
"Hey Star!" Robin smiled from across the room. Starfire saw him and immediately floated over towards him.
"Hello Robin! May I ask what you are doing....alone?" she added. Robin blushed. He had almost forgotten that a date was indeed required. And he knew who he wanted to ask.
"Um...Starfire...? There is this party...and....I was wondering...if you....would....like to go......with...me," he blushed looking at his feet.
"Robin....are you asking me on a date?" she asked blushing. Robin looked at her, raised a masked eyebrow, and nodded.
"Robin...I would love to," Starfire smiled, and then gave him a warm embrace. Robin stood there delighted and shocked. He to, returned the hug. They stood there like that for a moment just being in each other's arms. It was wonderful. That is until....
"LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT OURSELVE'S A PEEPING TOM!" Cyborg yelled with a huge grin on his face as he and a miserable Beast Boy stampeded through the automatic doors. Starfire and Robin immediately withdrew from their hug, blushing. The boys, however, had payed no attention to the couple, for their minds were still on the...incident that had just happened.
"Alright team listen up...we've got a problem....." Robin stated, rubbing his neck with uncertainty.
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"I hate the mall," Raven said blankly. The Titans were all driving in the T-Car on their way to the mall. Raven glared out of the window, her arms folded.
"You hate everything," Beast Boy replied. Raven turned to him raising an eyebrow. She was already pissed off at him. This was not helping the situation at all.
"Especially you," she hissed, turning back to the window. Beast Boy frowned. There was an awkward silence, so to break the ice, Robin turned on the radio from the front seat, and started going through different stations.
"Today on Classic Music-"
"-50 off this weekend only at-"
"Victoria's Secret new line of..."
"I'M BREAKING THE HAAAAAABIT! I'M BREAKING THE HAA-"
"GO BACK! GO BACK! VICTORIA'S SECRET COMMERCIAL!" Beast Boy yelled from the back seat. Robin turned around stared at him blankly, while Linkin Park continued to belt out on the radio.
"I think we can all agree on this," Robin smiled.
"Dude the song is over!" Beast Boy whined as Chester Bennington finished his vocal performance. Robin was about to change it when...
"BRASS MONKEY! CHUNKY MONKEY!" sang the Beastie Boys.
"OOH! OOH! DON'T CHANGE IT! THAT'S MY JAM!!" Beast Boy yelled. Robin withdrew his index finger, annoyed. The song immeadiaty ended.
"Oh nevermind it's just a commercial," said the Green Boy shrugging his shoulders. Robin growled, very agitated.
"I'm so tired of being here, suppressed by all my, childish fears-"
"Don't change it," Raven said bluntly as Evanescence played upon the radio.
The Titans listened to the gloomy music as they zoomed down the road. The song had finally ended and 50 Cent had now come on just as Robin was about to switch the station.
"Booh ya!" Cyborg grinned as 50 blasted in the stereo.
'This car ride is taking forever," Raven muttered. The song finally ended and Eminem came on.
"The music the moment you own it you better never let it go, you only get-"
"Oh yay! It is my 'jam'!" Starfire smiled pleasantly. The Titans all turned in their seats towards Starfire, thunderstruck.
"I.....said something...wrong?" Starfire asked confused.
"CYBORG! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!" Robin yelled as he nearly drove the car off the road, for he was to busy staring at Starfire.
They finally had pulled in the parking lot of the mall. The Titans got out of the T Car and walked up to the main entrance. A group of girls waved towards the Titans.
"Hey! We're celebrities!" Beast Boy grinned, waving back. Raven frowned at the girls giving them the evil eye.
"All right team, listen up..." Robin said as the Titans turned for their annual shopping spree pep talk.
"YOO HOOO! CYBORGIE!!!" a blonde girl waved towards Cyborg, while the group of girls behind her giggled and whispered in eacg other's ears.
"Hey Sarah!!!" Cyborg smiled. Robin stared dumb strcuk.
"Blub-grsap-fuzzzle--akk---CYBORG!!! What is she doing here!?" he finally managed to blurt out.
"Sarah needs to come shopping too if she's coming to the party," Cyborg grinned, putting his arm around her. Robin stood with his mouth open.
"Somebody call the prep police," Raven said, rolling her eyes.
"I'm on it!" Beast Boy whispered and getting out his communicator, dialed a number.
"Hello? Prep Police? We've got a problem over here at Jump City Mall...." Raven grabbed the communicator from Beast Boy turning it off.
"I wasn't serious you idiot!" she snarled. Before he could answer, a black car appeared with red sirens on top. Two punks got out of the car, with spiked clubs in their hands One of the punks was the pale boy, Goth, who had talked to Raven at the Dance Party in sisters. OO
The Titans all stared dumbstruck.
"All right, let's take 'em away," growled the other punk, grabbing Sarah and dragging her to the car. Goth nodded and grabbed Starfire, who looked bewildered.
"Wait! I wasn't....Starfire is a prep?" Raven asked suprised. The rest of the team shrugged and ran up to the punks to stop them.
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"Beast Boy you are SUCH an idiot. You are the biggest idiot of all idiots! No you are the king of all idiots! You are so idiotly idiotic I cannot believe how much of an idioticly idiotic idiot your idiotous mind indotically chose to control in such an idiot...."
"RAVEN! WE GET IT!" Cyborg muttered, annoyed. Raven scowled.
"But Raven....what I do not understand is, if you are so intelligent and clever, and he is so dimly witted, why have you such an affection for him in the first place?" Starfire said, floating next to her. Robin turned around at Starfire and grinned. Cyborg, his arm around Sarah, raised an eyebrow, while a small smile fell on Sarah's face. Beast Boy looked at Raven, in suprise. Raven could feel her cheeks and the tips of her ears burning with embarrasment.
"What is that supposed to mean? I have no affection for anyone!" Raven growled.
"Well that's going to have to change because you," Robin said pointing his finger at Raven, "need a date for this party."
"I am not going on a date with anyone," Raven scowled.
"You don't have a choice Raven, you have to!" Cyborg commented his raised eyebrow now even higher.
"I don't have to do anything!" Raven yelled, her voice echoing around the mall. A window shattered near by and everyone stared at her. Raven stomped off to the nearest store and walked in, not even realizing where she was going.
"She must be really pissed off if she's going into..." Robin started but before he could finish Sarah jumped in.
"VICTORIA'S SECRET! OOH! WE HAVE TO GO IN! THEY HAVE THEIR NEW PINK LINGERIE LINE!" Sarah squealed.
"Robin what is this lingerie she speaks of?" Starfire asked looking into the store window, revealing scantily clad manicans.
"Um.....it's something.........girls wear......." Robin muttered trying to figure out.
"Do all girls have it? I do not! perhaps I should get some..." Starfire said looking up at the models.
"YES!" Robin answered abruplty his voice loud and bright. Starfire looked at him suprised.
"Um...I mean...yes...you should definetley get some! And then after you try it on you can show it to me!!" Robin concluded excitedly.
"That sounds like fun!" Starfire smiled. The pair both walked in into Victoris's Secret with a quick pace.
"If Starfire quits being a super hero, she's be a really good prostitute!" Sarah said to Cyborg.
"Um.....yeah......we need to go get everyone out of there. Me and Sarah will go get the two love birds over there," Cyborg said, as he and Sarah walked towards Robin, who wasstanding behind Starfire grinning profusley while Starfire was examined a rack of silk pink thongs.
"I guess this means I've gotta track down a pissed off teenage girl who hates my guts, in an incredibly large land of lingerie." Beast Boy stated to himself monotonously, a glazed look in his eye. He shrugged his shoulders and pranced along into the store.
What happens next? More BB and Raven drama I'll give you that. And ust when you thought Beast Boy was a perv Robin is helping Starfire by Lingerie? What have I gotten myslef into?! lol Keep on the lookout for the next chapter! Oh and please review! I love you all and thank you so much for the support! You guys rock!
