Okay first thing I wanted to say to you reviewers! I LOVE YOU ALL!! Except for the stupid ones. Yeah, you guys can go die somewhere. Like okay this one girl was like

"WHAT"S A PREP?"

And I was like.

………….oh…..my….friggin….god………..

To the stupid girl who doesn't know what a prep is:

Thank you for being so stupid! It amuses me! 

If you can't even tell what a prep is, you aren't obviously mature enough to read this very graphic and compelling online novel about kids who save the world from the brink of destruction while enjoying sexual innuendoes and alcoholic beverages from time to time.

To the rest of the reviewers:

You guys make me smile! So keep up the great reviews and I'll keep up the story!

This chapter took a looong while. But this is only part of the shopping experience the Titans are gonna have! Wait until you see the rest of Super Fashion! Where the fashion is always super! Anyways I'm still a big noobie but since everybody's been doing this disclaimer thing I guess I should to. I OWN ROBIN.

Heh, okay that's all!

Superfashion and its slogan and the muffin man quote were all created by Beckna and her brother Volken Moto in the fantastic story. I made Sammy and Darlene though!

"Okay…this shouldn't be to hard….just don't get distracted by all the underwear….ladies underwear…..that covers incredibly hot bods……oh who the hell am I trying to fool? I'm in UNDERWEAR LAND!!!!!!" Beast Boy squealed as he pranced in and out of aisles of lingerie. That is until he bumped into the sales clerk.

"Welcome to Victoria's Secret, baby! My name's Lafonda! How can I help….you…?" Lafonda turned to see a small green elf sprawled on the floor.

"Baby, what are you doing?" She asked looking down, her full, highly glossed lips, pouting. Beast Boy glanced up to see a tall woman with long, dark, braided, hair looking down at him.

"I…uh….kinda...fell…." Beast Boy replied sheepishly his cheeks glowing.

"Baby, I meant what are you doing in a lingerie store?" She asked suspiciously as he got to his feet. But before he could reply someone was coming around the corner from behind Lafonda. Someone carrying some black and dark blue lacy satin lingerie. Someone who's eyes grew wide as they saw Beast Boy standing right there. This person was…..well….oh come on! You know who!

"Blimey! Harry! You-know-who is here! What the bloody hell is he doing in Victoria's Secret?" a red haired boy popped out from a shelf stacked with bras.

"He's buying evil lingerie Ron, and once he does, he's going to put it on and burn all the student's at Hogwarts eyes out!" replied Harry Potter, as he jumped out after Ron.

"Just as I thought!" Ron concluded pounding his fist into his palm.

"Ron! Look! There's a muggle! And she's with a green house elf!" Harry gasped pointing at Lafonda and Beast Boy.

"We better ask the green elf if he has seen you-know-who before he kills us all!" Harry concluded.
"Yes it is a good plan but….."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Beast Boy screeched at the two wizards. They both blinked at him.

"They caught us Harry! Looks like you must have dropped your invisibility cloak somewhere!" Ron said scratching his head.

"GET OUT OF THIS FAN FICTION! GO RUN OVER TO YOUR LITTLE HARRY POTTER SECTION!"

"Blimey!" They both said at once and vanished in thin air. Lafonda turned around to find Raven, carrying the lingerie, her mouth gaping at what had just happened.

"How can I help you baby?" Lafonda asked, acting as though nothing had just happened.

"DUDE! RAVEN! You're buying LINGERIE?!?!?!" Beast Boy exclaimed in disbelief. Raven gave him a glare that would make Slade want to run and hide under a blanket cowering. But since there was no blanket, BB turned into a mouse and skittered into the nearest pile of bras.

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"Hey Sarah! How many fingers am I holding up?" Cyborg asked laughing.

"Cyborg what are you….Cyborg?" Sarah turned to Cy only to find that he wasn't there. She turned her head rapidly scanning for where he might be hiding.
"Cyborg where are you?" Sarah whined.

"I'm right next to you!" he grinned, tapping Sarah on the shoulder.

"Ah!" Sarah turned around but saw no one there. Suddenly Cyborg appeared out of thin air, as he pulled something off of his head.
"CYBORG! What the hell was that?!" Sarah panicked, eying the opaque material he had in his hands.

"I dunno some kind of cloak maybe? I found it on the floor," Cyborg said his eyes studying the fabric.

"Whatever! Anyways I need to pick out some lingerie for…something…" Sarah began.
"For what?" Cyborg asked tossing the cloak behind him.

"SOMETHING!" Geezies! Your totally stalking me! Just give me some space!!" Sarah scowled and she trotted off to go find her lingerie.

"O…..kay….." Cyborg stared blankly.

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"Starfire! I thought you were buying lingerie!" Robin said astounded, as Starfire modeled him some pajamas.

"Is this not the lingerie?" She asked raising an eyebrow as she looked in the mirror at her 'pink' pajama bottoms.

"No! I'll show you!" Robin replied taking her hand, and leading into the room with scantily clad manikins.

"This," said Robin extended his arm out, "is lingerie." Starfire stared at the display with her eyes wide.

"Robin! I cannot buy this!" she exclaimed turning to him.

"Huh? Why not?" he asked unsure.

"Because I shall look like a totally slut faced whore bag!" the alien replied. The boy wonder stared in astonishment as she turned on her heel to go back to the pajama section.

"Damn….." Robin muttered as he watched her pick up a pair of silk slippers. Robin then walked away to find the rest of the crew. However, little did he know, Starfire had been waiting for him to leave. She peeked around from the corner of the dressing room and sneaked into the lingerie section. Making sure Robin was not in view.

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"What are you buying it for?"

"None of you business."

"What are you buying it for?"

"None of you business."

"What are you buying it for?"

"None of you business."

"What are you buying it for?"

"None of you business."

"What are you buying it for?"

"BEAST BOY IT'S NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN F#!?$ BUSINESS!!" Raven hissed, hair flying up in all directions as her eyes surged out dark lightning. Beast Boy stared at her blankly.

"Soooooo…….any reason you are purchasing this scanty attire to adorn upon your hot body?" Beast Boy asked in a British accent. Raven lost her temper for a moment but then stopped and stared at him surprised.

"You think I'm…" but before Raven could finish the cashier asked her for her clothing items and Raven's attention had shifted to her.

"$125.30 is your total ma'am," said the cashier.

"I'll pay! I'll pay!" Beast Boy cried waving his green wallet in the air. Raven and the cashier eyed him suspiciously.

"What's the catch?" Raven asked eyes narrowed. Beast Boy laughed nervously.

"Heh…catch? What makes you think…"

"Come on Beast Boy! You seriously think I am going to believe your going to buy me lingerie for no reason?"

"DUDE! What do you mean no reason? The only reason lingerie has, is to emphasize that women are sex objects!" he concluded. Raven's eye twitched. He waited for a reply but Raven wasn't excepted this crap for an answer. BB sighed.

"If you are buying lingerie what are you gonna do with it? Wear it! Why would you buy it to wear underneath your clothes instead of just regular undies? Obviously there has to be a reason why you'd buy lingerie! SO SOMEONE COULD SEE YOU IN IT! But who is going to see you in it? The other two male titans have girlfriends so obviously that means it comes down to me! Being the only available male left to see you in lingerie! Unless your secretly seeing someone, like that weird goth guy from 'Sisters,' whom is like dating you in Teen Titans Go!, the new comic series, which picks up an utterly vague description of our actually lives such as the relationship between Cyborg and Sarah, which nobody supports except Orangespice the incredibly hot author of this story…."

"BEAST BOY SHUT THE HELL UP! I GET IT ALREADY!" Raven yelled. Beast Boy closed his mouth and blinked.

"You put a lot of thought into this don't you?" said the cashier surprised.

"Geez you're an idiot with a low IQ! Oh but not when it comes to sex, underwear, and female body parts! Of course you're an expert on all the horny things in life," Raven hissed, "You sound like a scholar or something!"

"Well," said Beast Boy, putting one arm down on the counter as he coolly leaned against it, "Let's just say I've picked up quite a few 'Sports Illustrated Swimsuit editions.' Raven smacked him across the face. The cashier gasped.

"If your seriously trying to hit on me, do you think looking at stuff like that is gonna make me like you anymore than I do now?" she asked, her face looking angry with a trace of despair. Without another word she walked off. Beast Boy and the cashier both stared off after her.

"Oh no! She forgot her…" The cashier looked down at the lingerie and other items Raven had left behind. Beast Boy smacked some crisp dollar bills on the counter and looked up at the cashier.

"I'll take it to her." Gathering the bag which contained Raven's contents. Beast Boy walked off to find her. He had been an idiot. Why did Orangespice have to make him such a horny little elf in this fan fiction? He sure wasn't this sexually active in the show. Not that he is in Pretty Baby either.
"Pfft, Pretty Baby? What kind of name is that?" Beast Boy scoffed as he walked around the store spotting Robin and Cyborg having a conversation, Cyborg's eyes occasionally wandering to the pile of neatly placed bras on the table next to him.

But before I, the author of this story, can punish Beast Boy for insulting my title, I may say that I decided a sudden thought struck his mind instead.

However instead of Orangespice punishing Beast Boy, a sudden thought struck Beast Boy's head.

"If your seriously trying to hit on me, do you think looking at stuff like that is gonna make me like you anymore than I do now?"

The words she said echoed in his mind. What was that supposed to mean? Did she like him? Or did that just mean that she hated him?

"Why are girls so confusing?!" Beast Boy grumbled as he walked up to Robin and Cyborg.

"The confusingness makes up for their body parts," Robin replied. Cyborg and Beast Boy stared at him incredulously (I'm like obsessed with that word.) for the entirely out of character words that had just escaped from his mouth.

"Heh….um…hey shouldn't we go get the girls?" Robin indicated towards Starfire, Raven, and Sarah who were all at the front of the store, ready to go. Raven was the only one without a shopping bag. Beast Boy realizing he still had Raven's lingerie ran up to meet them, and hopefully apologize for what he had said earlier. Even thought he was likely to probably screw up again in the next forty five minutes.

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"Okay! This looks like a good place guys!" Sarah grinned as she indicated a store with huge neon letters above the entrance reading, 'SUPER FASHION: the shop where the fashion is SUPER!' Raven's eyes grew wide as golf balls as they wandered across shoppers examining clothing of pink dresses and mini skirts, pink boxers, pink slippers, pink sneakers, and golden Elvis pants.

"No…." she whispered, terrified, as the team walked into the store. A teenage boy with braces on big beaver teeth and numerous freckles covering his chipmunk like face appeared in front of them.

"Welcome to THUPERFASHION: the thop where the fathion is THUPER!" he said with a lisp, his fingers dancing back and forth on the word 'Thuper'. (Like the spirit fingers from 'Bring it On'!)

"Do you work for Slade?" Robin asked obsessively.

"Do you know the muffin man?" asked the boy without a single lisp! OMG! Without a single lisp!!! Good job! Let's give him a round of applause. Clap your hands now. I don't see them clapping. Seriously. CLAP YOUR HANDS. OR ELSE.

The group stared in a state of shock, except for Starfire, who was clapping, and Sarah.

"No. I don't need to know a muffin man! We have a full time pastry chef," Sarah said casually.

"Ooh really?" Cyborg asked, excitedly. The boy took no notice however and continued talking.

"My name ith Tham! But you can call me Thammy! We thell EVERYTHING at THUPERFASHION (where fathion is THUPER): thmartwear, cathualwear, menthwear, womenthwear, childrenthwear, babythwear, promwear, sportthwear, swimmingwear, beachwear and underwear. Hey! You need underwear, don't you? Here, take an ecthra(extra) small."

He tossed a pair of tightie whities to Robin but Starfire ran in front of him and put her arms around him.

"GET YOUR FERGLERSPURKS AWAY FROM MY BOY TOY!" She hissed.

"Uuuumm….." Robin started but Sarah cut him off.

"Were looking for super cool clothes for a super popular party for all the hip people!" Sarah giggled.

"Thuper!" Said Sammy giving her the thumbs up.

"Uh….yeah…super…" Cyborg added in blankly, his fingers dancing very unenthusiastically .

"Let me call Darlene! DARLENE!! WE'VE GOT THOME MORE CUTHOMERTH!" He yelled. A gothic girl with black hair and lot's of spiky jewelry, walked up to the group. Even Raven stared at the queer girl. What was she doing in a place like this?

"Hi. My name is Darlene. But you can call me Darlene." She said with a voice more monotonous than……..something…….really……monotonous.

"Darlene! You forgot to thay the thlogan!" Sammy gasped, shaking his finger.

"Oops. Your right Sammy. Let's say it together," she stated blankly.

"STOP! That's fine….we've got…the slogan…" Beast Boy said waving his hands.

"Okay! Tho Darlene they thay that they are here for thuper cool clothes for a thuper popular party for all the hip people!" Sammy repeated.

"Well the new 'in' color is black and white striped," Darlene said, pulling a stick of chewing gum out of her black jean pocket, and unfolding the wrapper lazily.

"But….all the clothing right here is pink," Robin said confused, as the brightness of the pink apparel (and the Elvis pants) seemed to blind them.

"I know," Darlene stated, as she stuck the piece of chewing gum in her mouth and started chewing loudly.

"Darlene thufferth from memory loss," Sammy whispered to them.

"We noticed," Raven said as Darlene introduced herself to Beast Boy again by the name of 'Veronica'. 'Goodies,' (the song by Cierra, who you think is a young girl but she's not just a young girl) blasted out from the stores speakers, making the Titans (and Sarah) jump in surprise.

"My goodies, my goodies, my goodies, not my goodies…."

"OH I LOVE THITH THONG!" Sammy yelled who immediately attempted freak dancing with Darlene, who punched him, and made him fall down on the floor, resulting in many customers turning and looking at the group in shock.

"Which one?" Sarah asked looking into her Victoria's Secret bag, about to pull out the…articles of clothing in there, but she was immediately stopped by Cyborg.

"Please Robin, what are these 'goodies'?" asked Starfire.

"I'LL SHOW YOU!" Beast Boy grinned making his way towards Starfire, but he was bashed on the head by Robin and Raven, whom one couldn't say which looked angrier. Starfire looked even more utterly confused now, but Robin whispered in her ear.

Cyborg leaned in to hear what he was saying but could only make out the words, "-when we get home-" and he immediately leaned out.
"Tho what are we waiting for," said Sammy, who had gotten up from his fall, and clapped his hands together, "let'th get it tharted ha! Let'th get it tharted in here!"

"How did I get myself into this situation?" Robin mumbled to himself.

"The same thing I asked myself the day I met Beast Boy," Raven replied.

Okay so what's up next? The Titans finish shopping but Sarah tells the girls the have to go practice for something. That's when the guys discover that the mayor is no ordinary mayor (not that that wasn't obvious to begin with) but Sarah's dad! After preparing for the party the Titans get ready, but Beast Boy discovers a hole in his ceiling, and of course being the dumb ass that he is…well….I'm not gonna spoil the best part. Yes I am. TERRA IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! (Don't worry we still hate her! )But what is Beast Boy gonna do know that he is head over heels for Raven? Well, when she comes back to the tower to beg for mercy, she discovers a disturbing scene between two Titans. A disturbing scene that will change her entire outlook on life. Find out in the next chapter!