To fully enjoy this chapter:
If you haven't heard the song Lady by Lenny Kravitz here it is:
http: so this chapter is basically just for having fun because after the party things might be going downhill for the team, especially Starfire and Robin. Why? Heh…do you really want to know?
Reviewer of the month award goes to:
The Matter Horn!
You have a big ego problem, you know.
I mean, getting beast boy to say "Orangespice the incredibly hot author of this story" just proves you've got issues. And your bio say your are a princess, I guess being daddy little princess also give you a ego boost. But as much as loved
give you grief about your ego. This is a review,
so here it is. Nice story...princess of pride.
As hard it was to read this spelling, I deciphered that this person thinks I have a big ego.
HAH! Doesn't everyone!
First of all Beast Boy thinks everyone is hot
Second I was trying to be funny. I guess jokes aren't as obvious these days and..
Ooh Vanessa Carlton o yeah! Heh sorry I'm listening to the radio while I'm typing.
But third of all, I am hot, so there.
There is a difference between ego and confidence and humor. Apparently you don't know it.
Oh and I'm the Princess of Tamaran not Daddy's little princess. Actually my daddy died when I was three. Yeah, he got hit by an asteroid. Yeah……(note: THAT WAS A JOKE)
Oh I just had to post this. Anyways I've been thinking that if Pretty Baby was an anime (ha wouldn'tthat be awesome?) The opening would be to Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography. Tell u what if I get tons of animation equipment and weeks of spare time I'll make it okay? lol
(Maybe me and Hillary can make it at animation camp:D)
"Okay, try this one on," Darlene said, as she handed Starfire an orange dress with green polka dots on it. Starfire looked at it in disgust as Raven and Sarah tried hard to hold back their laughter.
"Yeah Star...um...that would look nice..." Sarah smiled.
"If you're trying to look naked with giant green boils floating all around you," Raven added. The girls burst out laughing, though it really wasn't that funny. Starfire, looking confused, ignored them and handed the dress back to Darlene.
"I was hoping to find something that suits me a little better," Starfire smiled. Darlene popped her gum. There was an awkward moment of silence.
"Um..perhaps..." Starfire shuffled her feet.
"Oh, right of course," Darlene nodded her head, "I'll be right back." With that, Darlene walked up to a door that read the words, 'Employees Only,' and went inside.
"Why is she going back there?" Sarah asked confused craning her neck to see where Darlene went.
"She probably went to light up some pot," Raven quipped absent mindedly. The other two glared at her.
"What? Oh come on! Try and tell me she doesn't look like a pot head," Raven added quickly, blushing slightly. Sarah laughed.
"Raven I love you," Sarah grinned as she wrapped her arm around her, which made Raven blush even more.
"Here she comes," Starfire muttered, as the bland girl came out of the door holding something in her arms.
"Try this on," she said, handing the black mass to Starfire. Starfire looked hesitant but regardless she took the dress and walked to one of the dressing rooms. After adding a few more outfits to their piles, Raven and Sarah soon came to join Starfire.
"I am...not coming out," came Starfire's hushed voice.
"Come on Starfire, it can't be that bad," said Raven, rolling her eyes. After a moment, the door creaked open and Starfire peered out. She then sighed and opened the door all the way. Starfire was sporting strapless long black dress that tightly hugged her figure; however it had a bodice, tied with a satin black ribbon. The bodice was navy blue, with black lace all over it. The dress was darkly gorgeous. No wonder Darlene brought it out. Before Starfire could say a single word Raven walked behind her, undid the dress, and yanked it down, so Starfire was in nothing but her underwear. Starfire squeaked. Raven grabbed the dress, pushed Starfire back in the dressing room, and shut the door. Everyone stared at Raven in astonishment.
"Mine..." she growled.
"Falcon, that dress would look really good on you," nodded Darlene. Sarah looked at her strangely.
"Her name is Raven," she said with the same strange look planted on her face.
"Right on Betty," Darlene gave 'Betty' the thumbs up. So are you a Betty or a Veronica? I'd say I'm a Beronica.
"Alright Robin!" Beast Boy grinned.
"Man Starfire is gonna want to eat you up," Cyborg laughed. Robin rolled his masked eyes as he, after relentless begging from Cyborg and BB, showed them his Armani Tux he was wearing to the party.
"I bet the(that's she) ith," Sammy muttered with a hint of...what's that..? Jealousy?
"Well who can blame her?" the green dude laughed, "Robin's a good looking hunk of man candy!" Everyone laughed at the dorky comment, except for Sammy, who rolled his eyes.
"Oh, pleath."
"So have we all agreed?" Cyborg asked, as he gathered two more Armani tuxedos in size small and extra large. (Guess who those are for.)
"Yeah," chorused BB and Robin. Wow. Talk about individuality. Guys are really picky when it comes to getting dressed up. Hah, not. Well at least we can count on Aqualad for getting super dressed up.
Robin came out in his usual super hero attire, holding the tuxedo in his hands.
"Alright, let's go pay." He said tiredly as if all this shopping had worn him out. Oh come on Robin, we haven't even gone to buy shoes yet!
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"Hey! You guys done shopping already?" Beast Boy grinned coming up to the counter to meet Raven, who's mood seemed to have improved.
"Kind of. The other two are still finishing up," she replied eyeing the bribing trinkets stores always put next to the cash register so you can buy even more of there crap! STUPID TRINKETS!
Lenny Kravitz now boomed through the stereo.
"Um..Raven...about earlier..." Beast Boy started avoiding her eyes and rubbing the back of his neck.
"It's cool," she cut him off. 'It's cool?' the green boy thought, eyebrows raised. That was a little bit out of character. It sounded like something from Cyborg's 'Pimped Out Snoopdogg Slang' lingo. Well isn't that what people call it? Okay maybe not...but still...
"I love this song!" Beast Boy grinned, trying to bring up a conversation topic.
"Lady?" Raven asked surprised, "Why?"
"It reminds me of you." The two listened.
'I'm crazy for this little lady,
I would love for her to have my baby...'
"What was that?" Raven asked with her signature eyebrow raise.
"Um...never mind..." He chuckled nervously. Raven let her eyes wander around the counter until she found a fuzzy pen, which she immediately began to fondle.
"So um...about the date...thingy," Beast Boy started very self consciously. Raven put down the fuzzy pen she had been fingering and looked up at him.
"I was...well..." He started feeling really hot..and not in the sexy attractive sort of way. She stared at him a small smile playing across her lips.
"I was wondering if...you...would like to...gooo..." Beast Boy slowly released the words he was trying to ask, but it was very hard to work up the courage. She stared at him and he immediately found himself looking at the scene back at the tower earlier that day. The memory of Raven, looking at him, in shock...and...in her...bra. He gulped his face flushing. Raven raised an eyebrow. Raven knew what he was trying to ask her but, she decided for once to play it dumb, like Starfire or Sarah. She looked at him confused, but Beast Boy was choking up with images of Raven in her undies. He hoped Raven couldn't read minds. Because she would be seeing some dirty images of herself. When he started wondering what her bra size was he knew it was hopeless to ask her. But then Raven grabbed his hand and flipped it over so that his palm was facing upward. A modest simple move. She hoped. She started tracing her finger around his palm blushing softly.
"Beast Boy...it's okay...I'm sorry too...I was being a bitch..." She said quietly.
"No! No you weren't...what I did was totally out of...of...line..." he began losing his grip on words, as Raven's finger traced his palm. He didn't know what she was doing, but it was calming him down a little bit. The images faded away and his courage rose up again.
"Raven..." He asked intently. Raven's finger stopped and she looked up shyly, her mouth in an uncertain smile. 'She's pretty cute...', Beast Boy thought abruptly, but he shook his head, cleared his throat and spoke the words that had been on his mind that whole afternoon...even if the words weren't the question he had wanted to ask...
"Raven will you go to the bra with me?" Beast Boy asked. Raven dropped her hand and raised an eyebrow.
"Gack! I mean will you go to the boobs..." Beast Boy started sweating nervously, words fumbling out of his mouth. Raven gaped at him incredulously.
"No! Nonononononono! That's not what I..." BB worriedly shook his hands, his face bright pink.
"You are such a sleaze! Just forget it!" She said in disbelief. She walked past him without a second glance. It took Beast Boy
a moment to take in what had just happen.
"Dude, she hates you. Again." said a voice in the back of his head. Beast Boy sat there on the spot for a moment scratching his chin. Suddenly, a look of shock was upon his face.
"Hey...she thinks I'm a sleaze...DAMN! And I don't even know what that means! But I am guessing it's probably something along the lines of a hopeless perverted green shapeshifter who is obsessed with some hot dark sorceress's feminine...parts...or ...something. Yeah...that's probably what it means. Well I mean come on what else could it mean?" He mumbled to himself. He then turned to thee...I mean see Sammy...or Thammy...or whoever giving him an incredibly strange look.
"Well well well. Ladieth and gentlemen thep right up to the world'th dumbeth lother. And here I thought you were gay!" he said in disbelief.
"Eheeh...guess you heard me talking to myself huh?"
"About feminine parth? Oh yeah, oh yeah, I heard it all! About the boobth and the puthyth and what noth..."
"The puthyth? What are puthyth?" asked BB confused. Sammy scoffed.
"I thought a hopeleth perverted green thapethifter who ith obthethed with thome hot dark thorcereth'th feminine parth would know." Sammy said playing with the same fuzzy pen Raven had picked up earlier, and tucking it behind his ear.
"I'm sorry I don't speak lisp," Beast Boy stated blankly.
"YOU BITCH!" Sammy screamed as The changeling flinched in disbelief, "YOU KNOW, PUTHYTH! LIKE JOTHIE AND THE PUTHYCATH!"
"You mean Josie and the Pussycats?" Beast Boy suggested, grinning.
"YETH!"
"Oh! Yeah...I love the word pussy...cats!" Beast Boy added quickly. Sammy grumbled the word, "Thicko," and trotted off to another pair of customers. The next moment Darlene came out of the 'Employees Only,' door, looking pretty baked. She stumbled up to Beast Boy the aroma of pot filling his nostrils.
"Darlene will you go to the dance with me?" Beast Boy asked jokingly, just to see if anyone would say yes. Darlene leaned in close to him. He could smell the drug on her breath. He leaned back eyes wide.
"Depends," she said huskily, "what's your size?"
We don't even want to know what that means, do we?
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"I am uncertain Sarah, you are sure Americans allow this?" Starfire asked uncertainly as she twirled around in her berry magenta miniskirt.
"Of course Starfire! It's a free country! And anyways the guys love it!" Sarah squealed. Starfire lifted up her skirt and turned her head to view her rear in the mirror. Just then Raven knocked on the dressing room door.
"Come in," Sarah said, not even bothering to find out who it was. Raven appeared in the doorway.
"What are you guys...AHH!" Raven lost her monotonous tone with a high girly squeak as she saw the reflection of Starfire's ass in a thong. Raven stumbled back and fell to the floor covering her eyes.
Sarah laughed, "We're all girls Rae, why are you freaking out?"
"It was awkward and completely unexpected," Raven mumbled, getting to her feet and walking in the dressing room. (This is exactly what orangespice's crush said when she sat with him at lunch, and my friend asked what he thought of it. sob yeah, thnx for asking if I'm a homophobe hils. I appreciate it. Biatch.)
"Starfire I thought you had gotten your underwear supply from Victoria's," Raven asked, in disbelief she had just let those words come out of her mouth. Sarah stripped off the outfit she had on, while Raven and Starfire exchanged glances.
"She was just trying it on," Sarah commented grabbing something from off the hook.
"Move Star, I wanna show it to Raven," Sarah chirped, bouncing on the balls of her feet, clutching a bundle of pink to her chest. Starfire moved reluctantly and let Sarah unfold the pink mass in her hands and threw it over her head. A beautiful pink gown cascaded down her body. It was a strapless dress, with an extra translucent pink film surrounding the long skirt. it also continued a long sash that was tied into a bow at the back. It looked a bit like Kitten's dress, but more posh and pretty.
"You look awesome," said Starfire and Raven in unison, not bothering to hold back a grin. And she truly did. Sailor Pink: Ball Gown Diva. (Hah, don't ask please.)
"Okay, now let's see your dress Starfire! Sarah smiled as the girls soaked up her awesomeness. (HAH ANYONE SEEN MEAN GIRLS?)
"Tell me Sarah, which dress do you speak of?" Starfire asked as she indicated the numerous gowns strewn across the stall. Raven and Sarah exchanged glances. Of course Starfire was way to much of a giver to make people wait for her. So she stupidly grabbed the first dress she saw and immediately snatched it. DUMB MOVE.
"I mean, of course! I have discovered marvelous attire that I am eager to wear to this party!" she smiled.
"Okay, great let's go!" said Sarah, as the girls held their gowns and other clothing they had spotted to take home. I mean come on, you can't expect a girl to go in a shop and buy just one thing! The girls came up to the cash register where the boys had already paid and were waiting impatiently for the girls to hurry up. Robin looked irritated. Starfire placed her items down on the counter along with the rest of the girls' clothing, and chewed her thumbnail nervously. Had she down something to make Robin worry?
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Relieved to flee away from the weird salespeople at Super Fashion: The Shop Where the Fashion is Super, the team trotted off to Nordstrom's, the best place in the world for shoe shopping. The girls were super excited and the boys were ecstatic. NOT. They were all tired of stalking mobs of fans, endless photographers, and the constant saleswomen who always offer perfume and makeovers. Starfire of course, never had the heart to say no, and now had the stench of 6 different perfumes, intoxicating everyone else's sense of smell. After about thirty minutes of browsing the shoes, the team couldn't stand it anymore and told Starfire to go wash her hands because their freaking noses were NUMB. Raven tagged along because she needed a friend to talk to.
"I am so pissed off about Beast Boy," Raven said, as she tried to fan away the sickly sweet stench with her hand. Starfire looked at her curiously as they opened the door to the ladies room.
"Why?" she asked, turning on the faucet and removing her armlets. Since Starfire had armlets in the dumbass people had sprayed her all the way up to her shoulders. She had to wash her entire arms.
"He's being such a perv," Raven said exasperated, as Starfire pumped some soap and scrubbed her hands.
"But do you not enjoy it?" the alien asked as she worked the mass of bubbles up to her elbows. Raven stared at her incredulously, and in amusement (that would be a weird look) because of what she just said, and because of the scene she was looking at. Quite odd looking. Starfire doused her entire arms under the faucet. Raven cracked up and grabbed some paper towels and handed them to the girl, who emerged from the sink. Raven dropped the towels and laughed hysterically. Wow you don't see that everyday do you?
"My grebnax!" Starfire whined. Her boobs were sopping wet. Raven grabbed the towels and still laughing, dabbed at Starfire's torso. If the scene hadn't been so funny, that right there would have been totally awkward. Raven Soon the girls emerged from the bathroom still laughing.
"But wait," said Raven, "didn't you ask if I enjoyed Beast Boy being all pervy?"
"Yeeees," Starfire answered slowly.
"Why would you say that?" Starfire's face cracked into a grin.
"Because you have affection for him!" She teased.
"What?" Raven squeaked. How did she know? She hadn't told anyone, not even Starfire that she liked him, and anyways, who said she did? Starfire scoffed. Another thing you don't see everyday.
"You were oodling one another's zurblers," she said. (That kinda sounds like position 69...O.o)
"You mean we were kissing?" Raven asked, praying to god that that was what she meant.
"Yes," Starfire replied.
"That was...that was..." but before Raven could answer, a hot guy with black curly hair and bright blue eyes came up to them.
"Mademoiselles Raven and Starfire?" he asked kissing both of their hands. Starfire giggled and blushed. Raven however, was thinking more along the lines of FREAKSHOW.
"Did you need something?" Raven asked skeptically, pulling her hand away.
"My name is Gilles Thisbesex I own several perfume companies if Paris, New York, LA, England, Tokyo and tons other countries I could care less about," he grinned with a sexy French accent. Raven grinned back insanely.
"Did you know your name means Young Goat Lover Sex?" Raven snorted. Starfire cracked up as well. Young Goat pouted and started to walk away.
"I just thought you two young ladies might be interested in having your own perfume line, (or whatever they are called.)" he said carelessly as he walked off. 1 2 3….
"Wait!" the two girls chorused in unison. Gilles grinned.
"These are to small! They hurt my feet!" Sarah whined to the sales person as she tried on a pair of Steve Madden heels. The saleswomen apologized and ran off to get the next size up. The boys wandered around looking at various pairs of shiny shoes.
"Robin, how far have you and Starfire gone?" Cyborg asked out of the blue. Robin glared at him.
"Yeah I wanted to know the same thing!" BB added grinning.
"So tell us Robbie, how far have you gone under da sheets?" the metal man whispered.
"We haven't," Robin hissed, pretending to be very interested in a pair of brown leather loafers. The two stared at him in disbelief.
"You haven't…..done her yet?" Beast Boy asked mouth hanging open. Robin studied the way the leather was fringed into a fine pattern along the top of the shoe.
"She's still a virgin," Cyborg giggled to BB.
"He's still a virgin!" BB laughed back. Robin whipped around from the pair of loafers.
"Oh and like you two have fucked someone already?" he growled, raising a masked eyebrow. The two immediately shut up.
"Wonderful, wonderful! Are these the two?" asked Gilles eyeing Robin and Beast Boy. The girls nodded giggling. Gilles walked up to them and kissed both of their hands.
"Messieurs Robin and Beast Boy, I am Gilles Thisbesex," he smiled. The two looked horrified. Luckily, they were wearing gloves.
"These young ladies have told me that you can be their partners in the advertisements," he said, indicating Starfire and Raven, acting as though nothing had happened between him and the boys.
"Partners for what?" Cyborg sniggered.
"Their sexual partners in the perfume advertisements," he said, his sexy French accent doing it's thang.
"WHAT?" the two boys chorused in unison. The girls cracked up.
"Oh yes, oh yes, please follow me," Gilles concluded grabbing Beast Boy's and Robin's hands and dragging them along.
"Have fun!" Cyborg yelled after them, grinning like an idiot, but then he remembered he was stuck shopping for shoes with his girlfriend and his face fell as he trudged back to the complaining Sarah. What a great boyfriend.
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"Okay, so Raven we have decided to call yours Mystery," said a man with thinning hair and big glasses. They were now in a studio right next to the mall, and were about to start filming Raven's commercial.
"Kay," Raven agreed absentmindedly, as the artists redid her make up. Why Raven was putting up with this one could ask.
"I heard that she's a whore and goes to cafés regularly to give guys orals," whispered one of the staff members to another.
"Yeah, and she got some kind of rare STD so she's doing this to make money so they can pay for the medicine," she whispered back.
Okaaaaay. Raven emerged from her chair her face looking glamorous yet subtle. See what a little lip gloss can do Raven?
"Here's the perfume," said the women with the big hair who had just talked about the orals. Raven sniffed a purple tear shaped bottle. The aroma of flowers and musk filled her nostrils. It smelled wonderful, like something she couldn't explain. But she loved the smell. It was like they had captured a rainy April day and still put in the flowers.
"Okay Raven, just like we rehearsed okay?" came the voice of the director. Raven nodded and walked out onto the set.
"And….Action," said the man, as Starfire took her cue. She walked from the ocean drenched in water, wearing just a purple bikini. She tossed her hair and grinned as the sun
shined upon her perfectly tanned body. Her green eyes sparkled. Starfire was made to do this. She walked up to shore strutting her stuff and slid down onto Robin, wearing a red swimsuit. She smiled seducingly as she leaned in closed her eyes and………
"CUT!" Yeah, way to ruin the moment.
Don't worry you'll see the whole commercial in the next chapter, as well as…dance lessons? Much more to come!
Also about the going downhill thing:
Yeah this story may really be going downhill. Here's a hint:
Someone's coming….
Yeah great Hint!
Well until next time!