I've been having a lot of trouble writing a really eyecatching dewscription so people will read pretty baby. Heh I was thinking that maybe some of you guys could be like reviwers like literally!

Like for example:

Citrisca has the ability to make the Teen Titans look like a bunch of potheads out to save world so they can get home and have sex together, and still make it a really cool story!

-randomreviwerpersonthatdoesn'texist

HAHHAHAH Yes I know I fucking suck at examples but whatever.

You guys can do me better then this right ):

So at the end of your reviews, if you have a kind fun loving sophisticated movie reviewer like heart….feel free to do a funny and cool description review! Of course you don't have to! I love reviews regardless!

Wow this is like a lot of talking! This is my longest yet huh? I should get some kind of the girl who doesn't shut the frick up award! BTW LAST THING I SWEAR!

I updated chapter 2 and 3…heh BB and Rae get drunk……

OKAY THAT'S ALL READ ON!

"Okay, give me more of a 'pout' look Starfire, show off those sexy lips..…I love it I love it!" The cameraman guided the modeling pair with his enthusiastic perky voice. The snaps and flashes of cameras surrounded the sexiest superhero couple in Jump City (excluding Beast Boy and Raven, even though they probably are the sexiest in my opinion..) as they both posed dramatically for Starfire's new perfume, Afterglow (JLo's a con artist! She stole Glo from Star!). After what seemed a million flashes, serious model glares, and poses they had finally finished.

"Alright you two get out of the way while we pack up!" yelled one of the crew members. Robin walked off down the beach and collapsed onto the sand and sighed deeply. Starfire followed and sat down next to him. She gazed at the horizon, the sun sinking into the water the array of warm colors seemed to be painted across the sky.

"I am sorry to have dragged you into this..." Starfire grinned sheepishly.
"Oh it's no big deal," Robin replied. Like Robin didn't mind being seen on a perfume commercial across the country wearing a bathing suit and having an alien girl slide sexily on top of him.

Yeah, no big.

"Besides, I get to see you in a bathing suit!" Robin said absentmindedly. It took him a minute to realize what he had said. He quickly slapped his hand to his forehead.

'Yes! And I got to lie on top of you! It was most enjoyable! You have a fine pack of sixes!" Starfire smiled. It took Robin another minute to take in what she had just said. Starfire again smiled and blushed.

"I apologize. I usually do not speak such thoughts openly," she giggled. Robin smiled.

"Me neither," he laughed. The two watched the sunset on the horizon, its golden glow warming their faces. The camera crew and staff we're now packing up the equipment, and going over the footage. Robin sighed and tilted his head back. What had he gotten himself into? This just might ruin his reputation. But he had done it for Starfire...and for the fact he got to see her in a skimpy purple bikini.

"Hey Star I..." He looked at Starfire about to ask her something but found himself lost for words. Starfire had strewn herself out on the sand, eyes closed, her golden skin glowing in the sun, fiery locks trailing out on the sand.

'She's a goddess,' he thought as her eyes flickered open.
"I am hot," she complained, getting up and rubbing her forehead.

'Yeah you are!' he thought again.

"Come, let us go in the water and do the cooling off!" she smiled grabbing his wrist and running to the shore. Robin was dragged along, running to keep up with the enthusiastic Tamaranean (is it Tamaranean or Tamaranian? Because Scandinavian rhymes with Tamaranean and it has an ia…..) Starfire dove into the water and arose flipping her red hair back, her silhouette against the sunset. (HA! LITTLE MERMAID!)

Robin watched in awe, mouth agape.

"Robin come here! I have something I am eager to tell you," She smiled her finger beckoning him forward. Without a moment of hesitation, he dove in and vanished into the deep. Starfire stood up, the water coming up above her waist. She scanned the surface for Robin, but could not find him.

"Robin, where did you..EEP!" Starfire had been pulled by her ankle, submerging in the cool water. She opened her eyes as to look at Robin, but they began to sting from the salt. Closing her eyes from the irritation she felt someone grab her from behind. Starfire said something that sounded like an underwater, 'Eep," but all you could hear was a muffled sound and the bubbles rising out of her mouth. The girl found herself being pulled up to the surface of the water. She gasped for air as she felt the warm sun's rays settle upon her face. Everything was in a golden aura bathed in Afterglow. (hahah if you've heard the song you'd know….and yes it's by freaking Vanessa Carlton what did you expect?) Starfire didn't need to turn around to know who was holding her. (Well it doesn't exactly take a genius to figure that out either.)

"Robin," she said tenderly, as she leaned her head against his buff chest. She felt her face flush, and her heart beat faster. Being around Robin made her feel that way sometimes.

"What did you want to tell me?" He whispered into her ear. Chills went up and down her spine.

"I-"

"OKAY YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS! TIME TO….AHA…AHAHA…….AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!" The director started laughing hysterically his humongous belly jiggling as snorted merrily. Robin and Starfire stared in horror.

"H-HEY YOU GUYS…AHA….I JUST CALLED THEM LOVEBIRDS….HAHA….ROBIN…IS THE NAME OF A BIRD…AHHAHAAH,"

"But sir, Starfire isn't a b-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP OR YOU'RE FIRED!" The director yelled at one of his co-workers.

"HAHAHA BIRDS-" The director was now on the sand laughing hysterically. He was either incredibly drunk on Stoli Rasperry Vodka, or the thousands of pounds of Quiznos subs that he digested into his clogged up arteries everyday had gone to his head. Robin and Starfire exchanged glances and waded out of the water. Well at least the fat guy had made them come to their senses.
"We better head back," Robin said. Starfire nodded dreamily, admiring his hair. It looked so sexy when it was wet, she loved how his bangs came down across his forehead. Her heart was still beating, slowly calming down. She breathed in deeply and sighed. To bad she didn't tell him.

"Come on kids, we're driving back!" yelled one of the camera men. The pair headed towards the van, eager to get back to the tower and away from all the strange under paid crew members.

However, things weren't going so smooth for BB and Rae……

Raven dressed in a lovely black lace dress walked up to a glass door and turned the handle. She opened the door to reveal a white balcony with many beautiful plants scattered around, the rain pouring down. She smiled as Beast Boy turned around in his sexy black tuxedo. She ran up to him and fell into his arms, both wet from the artificial rain. They then leaned in for a kiss. Beast Boy leaned in closer and closer taking a step forward. However, he took a step on Raven's dress and slipped. Rrrrrrrip. Raven's dress practically ripped off, revealing her underwear.

"BEAST BOY YOU PERVERT!" She screamed, as she started pounding him. Beast Boy crouched to the ground, shielding his head from the attack.

"I'M SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!" He whined as he shielded his arms above his head.
"QUICK! Look to see if she has hives!" Said the woman with the big hair.

"STD's can give you hives?" asked the other woman.

"Well, if it made my ears glow in the dark, then I don't see why you can't get hives!" Said the woman with the big hair AND now glow in the dark ears.

"Aaw, they are such a cute couple!" Gilles smiled, as he watched Raven abuse Beast Boy. He shook his head and laughed.

"So sweet, so sweet. But it looks like ve'll have to film again!" He clapped, "Get another dress from the closet!"

"Sir we're running low! This was the fifth time!" said the clothing woman, or whatever you call her.

"Ah oh well, maybe a sex scene is better," Gilles shrugged, Raven and Beast Boy looked up at him in shock.

"Vwat? Vwat did I say?" he asked, in a confused French accent that made all the female staff sigh.

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"So how was it?" Cyborg asked so musically and cheerfully that Robin had to resist the urge to pull back his fist and slug him in the face. Robin and Starfire had arrived at the Tower and walked into the living room to find Cyborg on the sofa watching TV. Starfire sighed and collapsed into a leather armchair.

"I am quite exhausted, and request to be the next to do the showering, if that does not interfere with…."

"Sorry Star but we still have so much to work on," Sarah giggled perkily as she enjoyed one of the many beers that Beast Boy had 'won'. (Confused? see chapter 3, I redid it…again!) At least she could hold her alcohol.

"Oh…I remember," The alien moaned her head falling back into the cushion.

"Work? For what?" Robin asked raising an eyebrow.

"For the party of course!" she smiled cheerfully.

"You've got to be…." Robin started but was quickly interrupted by Raven.

"Never ever ever again," Raven said angrily as she quickly walked into the room and began to fill a teapot with water.

"Hey! You're the one who made me go through with it!" Beast Boy argued walking in after her.

"Made you? I didn't make you do anything. You wanted to go through with it," She retorted, placing the teapot on the stove and turning it on. She turned around to face Beast Boy arms crossed.

"Well you wanted me to!" He said defiantly.

"That has nothing to do with the fact you ripped my dress in front of the entire crew," Raven retorted her eyes burning with rage.

"It was an acci-"

"How could it be an accident FIVE TIMES IN A ROW?" She yelled just as the teapot began to whistle, making her anger look even fiercer. Everyone ducked, awaiting an explosion of some sort, but nothing happened.

"Raven how come your powers haven't done anything?" Robin asked surprised.

"Yeah usually everything would be like….KABOOM! Or kkkkuurssuuuugh, or meeeeeeelt, or….." Cyborg tried to think of good sound effects but the result only made him sound stupider.

'"I…I guess I have my powers…under control," She paused as she poured the water into a cup and placed a teabag in.

"Finally!" Beast Boy grumbled. Raven felt a sudden pang in her heart.

"Beast Boy," Robin said angrily, "Apologize."

"It makes no difference," Raven said quickly, as she glided out of the room with her tea. The team waited until they we're sure she was gone.

"Beast Boy that was uncalled for!"

"How could you be so rude to friend Raven?"

"What's your problem, man?"

"BB you hurt her feelings!"

The four angrily berated him at once.

"Hey I'm sorry okay!" He mumbled knitting his eyebrows together.

"Tell that to her!" Robin said, pointing his finger out the door where Raven had just left.

"What?" Beast Boy asked in disbelief.

"Yeah, and while your at it, tell her, that we're leaving in ten minutes, so you better have her down here," Cyborg added.

"And be sure that you two change clothes!" Sarah called out as he glared at them and left.

"Why do we need to change from our uniforms?" Robin asked.

"Because, you have to dress cool when you're in my house!" Sarah said matter-of-fact tone. Starfire and Robin stared down at their uniforms.

"Well I mean come on Robin! I can't have you wear tights in my house! People will think you're gay! And some of my butlers are homosexual!" Sarah complained.

"Their not tights," Robin growled defensively

"What are they then?" Sarah asked bewildered.

"Duh! Custom made Under Armour! Same with Beast Boy's outfit," Robin said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. The three stared back at him strange looks on their faces.

Beast Boy grumbled trudged down the hallway and eventually came to Raven's room. But he stopped to hear her sobbing. He quickly froze listening, pressing his ear to the door.

"I must calm down, I cannot cry," He heard her say softly. He then heard her walk to the other side of the room and the sound of a drawer being opened. He then heard a rattling sound, something popping off and more rattling. He then heard Raven sigh, the popping sound again and a little more rattling. Then it stopped. Beast Boy then slowly knocked on the door.

"Who's there? " came Raven's voice as she walked up to the door. She opened it in her routine half way and narrowed her eyes when she saw it was Beast Boy.

"What?" she asked sourly.

"I…ah…um….I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I guess I was just fed up with all that perfume crap and stuff…." He said nervously looking at his feet.

"Forgiven," she replied making Beast Boy look up surprised, "I'm sorry I dragged you into it on my part. But then again, I had a feeling you'd rather do something with me then have me do it with another guy." Beast Boy's eyes widened as Raven smirked.
"I'll be down in a minute," She said before Beast Boy could even tell her they we're leaving. She then shut the door.

'Damn those physic girls,' Beast Boy thought, walking back to the living room.

'They know everything.'

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"Okay guys, here it is!" Sarah squealed as she slammed the door to her silver Lexus. Robin, Starfire, Raven, and Beast Boy stared in awe as they piled out of the T-car. Cyborg merely grinned. It's not like he hadn't seen his girlfriend's house before.

"This house is..." Robin started in amazement.

"A CASTLE!" Beast Boy finished, his eyes sparked with excitement. (Is that not one of the gayest sayings ever? His eyes sparked with excitement? I'm going to have to use that more often.)

"A castle?" Raven asked with amusement.

"It's okay Raven no need to be modest, my house is huge!" Sarah smiled exuberantly, as they crunched down the white graveled driveway lined with neatly pruned bushes.

"I'm being modest?" Raven asked dumbfounded as they reached the large brick stairway. However, it was true. Sarah Simm's house was the biggest in Jump City. It's one of those houses that will someday be made into a museum where people look around in awe at every single room and gasp in amazement at how freaking rich this person was. (You've been to one of those, right?) Sarah pressed the button on the intercom.

"Hey guys! It's Sarah," she spoke, or more like yelled, into the intercom. The large cedar door opened to reveal a maid with blonde hair in french braid and bright blue eyes. If she had some Bonne Belle lip gloss, Steve Madden stiletto heels and a huge ass, she and Sarah could have been mistaken for twins.

"Hello Collette," Sarah smiled as the Titans examined the front hallway. It had a high ceiling with a vast marble floor, with two red carpeted grand stairways leading up to the second floor. A giant bouquet of exotic orchids stood between the two grand stairways"Mademoiselle Sarah, we have prepared your rooms," She curtsied.

"Coolness!" Sarah winked and beckoned the rest of the stunned crew to the right of the hall, which connected to a huuuuge dining room, with a long cedar table and another huge bouquet of Lilies and eucalyptus in the middle. The walls were painted a deep red, almost maroon. They all sat at the end of the table and occupied six of what seemed to be other 200 chairs. Trays of pastries, scones, biscuits, and a china teapot we're placed out. Collette filled the crew's cups with tea as they all eagerly grabbed the various sweets.

"First of all...omg...OMG! RAVEN!" Sarah jumped out of the fancy carved cedar (could they get anymore cedar? I'm going to start bolding that word! ) dining chair, making it fall over.

"WHAT?" Raven screeched in surprise, dropping her scone.

"YOU'RE WEARING CLOTHES!"

"WHAT THE HELL SARAH? I ALWAYS WEAR CLOTHES! I DON'T WALK AROUND NAKED!"

"But wouldn't that be awesome?" Beast Boy added, grinning dreamily. Raven glared.

'NO BUT REAL CLOTHES! LIKE YOU'RE WEARING GUESS CAPRIS! OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD! COLLETE! GET MY FREAKING CAMERA!" she screamed. Cyborg grabbed Sarah.

"Sarah it's okay...everyone's dressed casually right now...it's no BIG deal," he cooed. Sarah smiled.

"But you aren't dressed at all..." she grinned. Cyborg furrowed his eyebrows and smiled thinly. Sarah giggled and planted a wet kiss on his lips.

The troops tried to ignore the couple making out in front of them.

"Raven you've got some powder on your left boob," Beast Boy said jokingly. Raven looked up at him incredulously, mouth stuffed with a donut.

"Beash Boy...go fufh awh fwag pow," she said while chewing, trying hard not to scream and loose control.

"What was that?" he asked confused.
"Go fuck a flag pole," Robin stated quickly as he sipped his tea. (It's like Raven and Robin switched personalities!)

"Why a flag pole?" Beast Boy asked even more confused.

"It can't run away from you?" Robin guessed laughing.

"Man Raven you suck at comebacks..." Beast Boy sniggered.

"Your mother sucks at comebacks!" Starfire blurted out. Everyone turned to her alarmed.

"OOH! FIRE!" the alien girl snarled making her fingers dance back and forth.
"No, Starfire we already went over this! It's OOH! BURN!" Cyborg lectured.

"Oh you are correct Cyborg! My 'bad'..." she apologized.

"What the hell?" Robin asked astounded.

"I've been teaching her slang lessons, and in exchange she has been teaching me Tamaranian!" Cyborg grinned.

"Starfire, you know my mom is dead!" Beast Boy gestured.

"Yeah my mom is to," said Robin.

"My ma isn't alive either," Cyborg agreed.

"I believe my mother is dead. Well truthfully, I have no idea what happened to her," Starfire nodded. There was an awkward moment of silence.

"Your dad?" asked Cyborg.

"Well actually, Dad died to," Beast Boy said folding his arms.

"Yep same here," Robin agreed.
"As well for me," Starfire smiled.

"WE ARE ALL ORPHAAAANS!" Beast Boy wailed. There was another moment of silence after that.

"Why Sarah!" Starfire smiled, breaking the ice.

"Yeah?" asked the blonde.

"You are bad."

"At what?"

"AT LIFE." Starfire growled grimly eyes popping and lips pressed together in a thin line, which could be a fair comparison to an angry goose. Sarah burst into tears.

"Thaaaat's my girl," Cyborg chuckled at Starfire, as gamma rays of hatred shot from Sarah's watery eyes.

"I-I'm not b-bad at life I-I'm rich a-and p-popular..." Sarah sobbed into Cyborg's chest.

"Sarah get a grip woman!" Robin said rolling his masked eyes.

"Let's just stop arguing!" Beast Boy sighed.

"Well then stop STARING AT MY BOOBS!" Raven yelled. Collete walked in with Sarah's camera and then stopped, shocked.

"I-I'm sorry! I couldn't resist!" she cried and ran out of the room dropping the camera. The team stared wide eyed.

"And what was that you we're saying earlier about the butlers being gay?" Robin asked bewildered.
"Uugh...nothing makes sense anymore..." Raven moaned clutching her head.

"COLLETTE! ADVIL!" Sarah yelled throatily, rubbing her mascara stained cheeks.

"No!" Raven quickly protested, rising from her seat, "I don't want to see your lesbian French maid!"
"Oh my god Raven. Do you know how much I'd pay to see you have lesbian sex with some French girl?" Beast Boy announced, grinning insanely. With this the girl stared at him forehead throbbing, eyebrows twitching.

"Raaaaven?" Starfire asked quietly with worry in her voice. Raven grabbed the teapot off the table and tightly gripped it's handle.

"Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?" Cyborg sang, rather badly. Raven picked up the teapot.

"Raven what are you..." but before Beast Boy finished the teapot had smashed against his head, the expensive china shattering against his skull, the warm liquid pouring down his face. Beast Boy fell over as Raven stormed out of the room. Robin soon got up and followed as the others tried to aid Beast Boy's concussion.

Raven grabbed the bottle and popped off the cap. Pouring out a couple of the pills, she stuffed them into her mouth and swallowed. Putting them back in her capri pocket, she turned just in time to see Robin.

"Hey Raven, you okay?" Robin asked shutting the glass door as he walked out on the vast balcony. Raven gazed out into the Simm's acres and acres of a "backyard".

"Fine," she replied grimly.

"I'm sorry everyone's been acting so...strange lately..." Robin said awkwardly. Raven glared at him.
"Why do you always come to comfort the women in times of distress?" she asked suspiciously.
"Aah..." Robin hesitated. Raven giggled.
"I'm only kidding," she laughed. Robin smirked as he collapsed into a wooden lawn chair with striped canvas.

"But everyone has been acting weird..." Raven agreed nodding her head.

"Especially you," he added. Raven turned to him a worried look in her eye.

"What do you...?"

"You've been much more emotionally lately. Yelling, crying, laughing. Not that I have a problem with that but..." Raven turned her head, avoiding his gaze.

"That's not Advil is it?" He asked his voice hard. Her eyebrows started to twitch again.

"Raven, what are you taking? Is that even a prescription? You can't..."

"IT'S ZINTHOS," she hissed tears dropping from her face as she closed her eyes.

"Zinthos...?" he asked with confusion.

"It's a drug...it's from Azarath..."

"Well that's obvious. But I didn't know that's what Zinthos meant. A drug?"

"That's not what it means! It means unleash! That's what Zinthos does! It unleashes your emotions in a safe way. It was made especially for me when I prepared to leave Azarath."

"But that's not what it's been doing for you! You've obviously been overdosing! You've been 'unleashing' to much for your own good. Think about it! In battle your powers will go berserk!"

"It helps okay? When I can't meditate, sometimes I have to use this...in emergencies..."

"Raven, this isn't an emergency. How long have you been using this?" He rose from the lawn chair walking up to Raven. Tears silently cascaded from her eyes.

"I don't know...ever since...things started acting up. And that's been as long as I can remember." she said quietly.

"What is the problem? Is there is anything I can do to help? Someone obviously has an influence on you Raven. This is more than your powers. You haven't been meditating nearly as much as you should be! Youare slacking off. And you know it." Raven covered her face with her hands, trying hard not to let Robin see her cry.

"Raven does this has to do with Beast Boy?"

"I don't know! I don't know what his problem is either! He has gotten so weird!" she sobbed. It was quiet for a moment as Raven silently cried and Robin thought,

"It might be because of Cyborg's playboys," Robin said breaking the…quiet…ness.

"Huh?"

"Remember? It happened back when he was cleaning out some junk in his room….sort of," Robin began.

"Man! Going out with someone like Sarah sucks!" Cyborg moaned, dropping a cardboard box filled with magazines on the coffee table.

"Why? I thought you liked Sarah!" said Robin.

"Yeah but she's such a GOOD GIRL she won't go out with me if I keep reading…."

"PLAYBOYS!" Beast Boy screamed ecstatic.

"Yeah! She said the only bunnies I'm allowed to see are the ones in the zoo and her!"

"There aren't bunnies in the zoo…." Robin began.

"I KNOW! I can't look at the wittle bunnies," He whimpered like a little boy, his lips trembling.

"WHOA WAIT A MINUTE! SARAH'S A PLAYBOY BUNNY?" BB yelled astounded.

"Um…I wasn't supposed…to tell…you that," Cyborg cut Beast Boy off.

"So, I've decided to hand down this treasure to chest a less fortunate being," the metal man continued sadly. Cyborg and Robin automatically turned to Beast Boy.

"They're all yours." He said coldly.

"YEEEEEEEEHEEEEE!" Beast Boy screamed about to leap for the box, when Robin grabbed and stopped him.

"Cyborg are you insane? Giving Beast Boy a box of playboys is like giving a monkey a loaded gun!" he grimaced trying to hold BB back.

"AH! But a monkey could hurt other people! With this I could only hurt myself!" He said knowledgably as he broke free from Robin and stood up.

"Yeah, but you could change into a monkey…." Robin started.

"But he doesn't have a gun," Cyborg added. Robin put his hand to his chin thoughtfully.

"You have a point there," He said now scratching his chin. There was a silence as Robin continued to scratch his chin. After finishing the scratching of his chin he shrugged.

"So, you think you're going to hurt yourself by doing this?" Robin asked suspiciously. Beast Boy nodded silently grinning like a mad man. Robin paused for another moment.

"Okay, be my guest," he said as he walked off. Cyborg sniggered and left as Beast Boy leapt up to the box and grabbed a pile of the magazines, scanning through every page, drool slipping from his mouth.

2 hours later…..

"Hey Beast Boy you okay? You've been reading those things for about two hours now," Robin said as he walked up to the couch. Robin looked down at Beast Boy and his eyes grew wide. Beast Boy was lying down on his back, a magazine covering his face, and other various magazines scattered across his body.

"The bunnies….." he wailed.
"Beast Boy..?" Robin asked hesitantly.

"Ooohh the bunnies…." Beast Boy moaned. Robin sighed and picked up the box.

"I knew that monkeys and lethal weapons didn't go together…." He muttered carrying off the box. Raven then walked in the room eyeing the cardboard box suspiciously.

"Just….doing…the…dishes! Yeah! I'm doing…er…them…" Robin stopped at how odd this sentence sounded. Raven stared at him blankly for a moment.

"You…have fun with that," She replied awkwardly. Robin grinned and gave her the thumbs up as he walked away with the 'dishes'. Raven sat down on the couch, only to have landed on something hard and uncomfortable.

"Ugggh…." Beast Boy moaned his hand over his head. Raven quickly sat up.

"Oh, sorry," she replied hastily. The shape shifter sat up and Raven stepped back surprised. Beast Boy looked terrible. His eyes we're red and tired, his hair a rumpled mess, and dried drool had hardened at the edges of his mouth.

"Bunnies," He moaned to himself.
"BUNNIES," he yelled louder, glaring at Raven. Raven flinched, walking back slowly.

"WHERE ARE MY BUUUUNNIES?" he growled, getting up and searching around.

"The…bunnies?" Raven asked alarmed. Beast Boy stared at her for a moment nodding angrily.

"Uh, I don't know what you're…." But before Raven could finish a look of comprehension dawned on Beast Boy's face.
"Bunny!" He grinned, his eyes glazed. Raven backed up even more, eyes wide. Beast Boy got up and continued to walk towards Raven.

"Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!" He grinned insanely now getting more and more closer hopping everytime he said bunny. Raven backed up against the window terror on her face.

"Beast Boy what's…"

"BUNNY RAVEN!" He smiled inches away from Raven. Raven closed her eyes and bashed Beast Boy on the head. He froze, and clonked on the floor. He must have been sleepwalking. Raven sighed, and sat down on the sofa, turning on the television.

"Friend Raven! Foo foo! I do not wish to see you, walking up to Beast Boy and bopping him on the head!" Starfire said as she sat down next to Raven.

"Shut it," was Raven's short reply.

"That's what he meant?" Raven asked in utter shock.

"Probably. In his dream state, he must have seen you, and pictured you as a Playboy bunny. Since he couldn't reach you before you smashed him, he must have gotten a strange sort of way routine in his mind, like he wanted to feel you up or something. But since you always beat him up when he is about to, it just repeats the cycle." Robin lectured, sounding more like a professor every moment, "Sleepwalking has a strange way of hypnotizing people, after all."

"So are you saying….that to end this weird perversion he has is to let him do perverted things to me, and let him get away with it?" Raven asked angrily.

"It could help," Robin suggested meekly, "But I'd wait until he wants to and not force it upon him…."

"And CYBORG was the one who gave them to him?" She demanded, her eyes about to shift any moment.

"Well I guess you could say that he-" But before Robin could finish Raven stormed off back into the mansion, her fists flaming with black aura.
"OR IT COULD BE THE FACT HE'S RELATED TO PAMELA ANDERSON!" he yelled after her. But it was too late. Raven was on the warpath again. Robin ran back inside, in an attempt to help settle things down. Sarah was now pressing an icepack against Beast Boy's head, while Starfire was in conversation with Cyborg about some weird food she made last week. Everyone looked up in shock to see the girl in her fury.

"YOU!" She pointed at Cyborg, growling with her demonic counterpart voice that made everyone back up scared out of their freaking minds. Raven jumped on the table, eyes glowing, hair waving, and black energy at hand.

"M-me?" Cyborg asked terrified, slowly edging for the door.

"YOU PUT UPON BEAST BOY THE CURSE OF THE PLAYBOY BUNNIES!" She said once again in her deep inhuman demon voice. The team cowered in fear.

"The p-play b-boys?" the robot stuttered, inching further and further towards the exit.

"YOU," She grimaced pointing again at Cyborg, "SHALL PAY, FOR PUTTING ME THROUGH SUCH IMMATURE PERVERTED GREEN TORTURE!" Without another word she jumped off the table flying towards Cyborg who screamed like a little girl to the tenth power.

Dear lord help us all, maybe it's a good thing Raven overdosed on the drug afterall. I mean sure she was about to become a human jackhammer and fuck up Cyborg physically and mentally, but hey, if she HADN'T taken the Zinthos, Sarah wouldn't have a house anymore.

……But then again….Raven wouldn't be this angry in this first place…..;

Main lesson:

DON'T DO DRUGS, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR FATHER IS AN INHUMAN DEMON FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT HAS A STRONG INFLUENCE ON YOUR FEELINGS, EMOTIONS, AND MOST OF ALL RAGING FURY.

Soooo that's chapter….er….8? Well, I'm really looking forward to the chapters coming up, because this is when the story starts getting good.

ESPECIALLY THE PARTY WOOOO MAN. Just trust me, if you had to read one chapter, read the party. Of course I haven't even started that chapter yet! Anyways in the next chapter?

Is it even worth saying because usually when I do these things I end up coming up with a completely new idea, and screwing this one.

Oh well here's what I have 'planned'. (pfft yeah like I actually have those things called plans)

Can you say dance lessons? But for what? And we'll be seeing a lot of characters old and new! Of course, then there's the part with the getting ready for the party. Let's just say there's going to be a lot of "tight" situations…literally...hehehe.

Oh and an old friend coughabsolutelyfuckingenemycough comes to visit! Don't think their going to like what they see though! Tee hee!

Next time on Pretty Baby!

Stay tuned! (Yah like it's a TV show….omg would that not be freaking awesome?)