PINK CRAYON ch. 4

Heh. Last one. It's 5 am... wow, I stayed up all night.

Ichigo sucked on his bleeding finger, glaring a little at the offending pin that had pricked him. He tried again to pin the white cloth to the black, succeeding only in pricking his finger again.

"If ya keep prickin' yerself like tha', ya might fall asleep like sleepin' beauty." a distorted voice by his ear warned. White hands snaked around him, taking the cloth and pin from him and attaching them. "There King."

Ichigo huffed. "I didn't need your help." Hichigo simply smirked.

"Yea right." he stood behind Ichigo like that watching him finish his project for home economics class.

"Even making a recipe from scratch would be easier than this. I bet stupid Ishida is already done!" Ichigo cursed as the needle dug into his flesh. It was pretty deep. He pulled it out, looking at how bad the damage was. Hichigo grabbed his hand, licking his finger carefully, before placing it in his mouth and wrapping his tongue around it. "Hey! What the hell are you doing?!" he asked, blushing at the feel on the tongue.

"My saliva 'as healin' prop'ties." Hichigo explained, letting the finger drop out of his mouth. "Stop complainin', tha' coulda gotten infected."

"Thanks..." Ichigo grumbled. He started sewing again. It took shape. A little black ear. And then another.

"Wha' are ya tryin' ta make?" Hichigo asked, holding the cloth steady so his king could cut more.

"A panda bear. We have to sew something, and I thought this would be easy. Apparently I was wrong." Ichigo sighed, but continued sewing and pricking himself. Soon, a blood stained panda face revealed itself to the world.

"I'll help." Hichigo offered, already picking up a needle. He started on the body, and sewed faster and more efficiently than his king. Ichigo gazed in wonder as a perfect panda body lay before him.

"Wow! Thanks! You're almost as good as Ishida!" Hichigo helped him sew the head to the body, and stuffed it through a little hole in it's foot and head. A little red heart was placed in it's hands.

"Wha's the heart for?" Hichigo asked, admiring his handiwork.

"It's valentine's the day we're supposed to hand this in." Hichigo nodded, face blank. They sat there in silence for a little bit.

"It's really lonely in there." Hichigo said, as if he didn't want to go back. Ichigo looked thoughtful for a moment, before smiling shyly.

"When this is marked, I'll give it to you. Then it can keep you some company." Ichigo said, letting him hold the panda.

"Only when you're not there visiting me." they leaned forward, and kissed, long and sweet.

OWARI

"Awwww!" Hichigo cooed, looking over Riri's shoulder. "You got all of this off of pin cushions?"

Riri leaned back, placing her feet on the computer desk, grinning in victory, only to take them down again when she saw a mouse run across the surface. "Those damn mice..." she sighed, then grinned once more. "Of course! I'm the great Riri-sama!"

"RIRI! HELP PLEASE! IT WANTS TO EAT ME!" all three of them ignored the cries of Nnoitra as the squeaks and rips of teddy bears filled an insane silence.

"KIWI!" Grimmjow called. Riri petted his head and handed him a kiwi. "I love kiwi..."

Riri carefully read over her story. With a yell of anger, she deleted it all. "What was wrong with it?" Ichigo asked, glaring at the pink crayon as he adjusted his dress.

"It wasn't good enough." she stated with a huff. "And you've got to stay here with me until I come up with a good one!"

Ulquiorra stumbled into the living room, collapsing onto the floor next to an ecstatic Grimmjow. "Peanut butter..." he groaned. "It was everywhere...there was no escaping... but now I'm free! Free!" a peanut gremlin came in, and began dragging him by his feet back the way he'd come. "Noooooooooo! Not the peanut butter!"

And so ends a sad, demented disturbing and...you fill in the blanks story! What will happen next?! Find out in the sequel! "Escape from Jaded Castle!"

Riri looked around. "Where is that voice coming from?"

"SEE?!" Hichigo yelled. "Now to do believe me?! It's the narrator! We're all on TV!!!"

"Yes, yes, Hichigo. There are hidden cameras that are filming our lives because we're just so interesting. We believe you. Now, it's time for your medicine." Ichigo jabbed a needle into the hollow's arm.

(Behind the scenes)

"Bwahahaha!" laughed Don Konongi "they don't even realize what I'm doing! This is GOLD!"

THE END... I think...

Honestly... how do you spell that guys name?! Review jaded castle will be up soon.