- The Next Day

He hasn't gone to Team 7 meetings,

he hasn't go to sleep,

he hasn't stopped to catch his breath-

he can't stop talking.

he's showing me his stuff,

tons of stuff he bought,

stuff he bought this afternoon

when he went shopping.

The chunin break room is filled with bags.

Way too many bags.

Bags crammed full with too much stuff,

they're overflowing.

He's emptying them out:

fifty bars of soap,

feather dusters, ping pong balls,

a ski mask, fish bowls,

twelve pairs of sexy shoes

(the kind he wouldn't wear),

stationary monogrammed

with the wrong initials.

I'm sitting at a table,

watching him,

listening to Naruto rave

on and on and

just outside the door

angry whispers rise

trying not to let us hear

our sensei's fighting.

I'm hunched over at the table,

pulling at my hair

wishing I would wake up

and end this nightmare.