Original Disclaimer is posted on Chapter One...
Finally! After two months, I have finally found the time to come up with some quick changes. Read em and enjoy.
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Book 3, Chapter 3: Sokka's Master :: Master Piandao explains the use of a sword to Sokka
Piandao: The first thing you must learn is that your weapon is an extension of yourself. You must think of it as another part of your own body.
Sokka: Like a second head?
Piandao: Well, more like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
Sokka: Like an oversized knife!
Piandao: Nah, more of a really sharp machete.
Sokka: Or blade.
Piandao: Respectively, more of a piece of straight metal.
Sokka: I'm thinking cutlass...
Piandao: Exaggeratingly, a broadsword, minus the curved structure.
Book 3, Chapter 2: The Headband :: Sokka States the Importance of Being Around Enemy Surroundings
Aang: I think I see a cave below.
Sokka: (to Katara)Great job with the cloud cammo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kind of cloud who knows how to keep its mouth shut.
Toph: (sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Sokka: Hey! We're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds.
Aang: (points to a bush) So that's an enemy bush?
Sokka: Yeah.
Aang: What if the seeds came from the Earth Kingdom and was planted here?
Sokka: It couldn't grow without fire nation sunlight and water.
Aang: But the seed is the birth of life, hence the earth kingdom.
Sokka: Yeah, but if a seed isn't necessitated with its proper ingredients, it doesn't grow and develop into a commendable and satisfying bush for viewing pleasure.
Aang: But if the seed is planted into Earth soil, hence the "Earth" kingdom, hence hence, then it is destined to follow the umpresumptuous fate that will assist and aid the seed to originate and vegitate.
Sokka: Development and augmentation is a necessity that depends on the worth and quality of its host, thus the fire nation.
Aang: Though there would be no augmentation unitation sinceritination/protection activity, such as photosynthesis, to take action if it weren't for the seed's fanfaric arrival from the Earth Kingdom, speaking from a hypothetical, metaphoric, and figurative point of speech.
Sokka: It is just a seed in the making, my vernal and youthful one, just a seed in the making...
Aang: (shaking head) Man, that's some tight psychological shit right there, man.
Book 2, Chapter 5: Zuko Alone :: A Soldier, Gow, is "Violated" And Questions Zuko at a Small Market
Zuko: Could I get some water, a bag of feed, and something hot to eat?
Merchant: Not enough here for a hot meal. I can get you two bags of feed.
(A squad of soldiers are gambling near a business stall behind him. Suddenly, a group of kids appear and throw an egg at one soldier named Gow.)
Gow: Hey! (he and his friends ravage towards Zuko) You throwing eggs at us, stranger?
Zuko: No.
Gow: You see who did throw it?
Zuko: (turning around) No.
Soldier: That's your favorite word? "No?"
Gow: Egg had to come from somewhere.
Zuko: Maybe a chicken flew over.
(Gow reluctantly ignores Zuko and resumes his activity, only to get hit on the back with another egg and face towards Zuko furiously)
Zuko: Make that two chickens.
Gow: (gets smashed in the face with another egg)
Zuko: Must be migration season...
Book 3, Chapter 2: The Headband :: On Ji Talks to Aang About the "Dance" at Music Practice, Only to Be Interrupted by Her Boyfriend
On Ji: (approaching him) Oh, hi, Kuzon. I really liked that crazy dance you were doing.
Aang: Thanks, On Ji. I could show it to you again, if you'd like.
(Hide, On Ji's boyfriend, approaches Aang violently, hearing the last remark)
Hide: What'd you say, colony trash? You're gonna show her something?
Aang: Damn, I'm just 12! What idea do you have? I was gonna show her some dance movements!
Hide: Nobody shows my On Ji anything, especially movements.
Aang: You mean the kind of movements I showed your mom last night?
(The crowd surrounding them uproars with "oh's")
Hide: What the hell did you just say...
Book 3, Chapter 1: The Awakening :: Mai And Zuko Have A Picnic at Sunset
Mai: (referring to the sunset) Orange is such an awful color.
Zuko:You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: ... Excuse me?
Book 3, Chapter 3: Sokka's Master :: Katara, Aang, And Toph Try to Navigate the Town Without Sokka/ Katara Desperately Tries To Lighten Up
Katara: So where are we going next? (points to a map) We're starting from here.
Aang: No, we're over on this island.
Toph:You noodle-brains don't know what you're doing. I miss Sokka.
Katara: Oh, I got one. If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him!
Toph: Not yet. I'm not old enough.
(Katara and Aang stare at Toph)
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A/N: Yes, I know, not the best chapter. But oh well, much more to come!