Original disclaimer posted on Chapter One...
Dang, I just yo-yo'd my way back into FanFiction!
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Book 3, Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams :: The Servants "Serve" Prince Zuko
1st Servant: Fresh fruit, Prince Zuko? (Zuko declines)
2nd Servant: May I wash your feet, Prince Zuko? (Again, Zuko declines)
1st Servant: How about a head massage, Prince Zuko? (the prince does not accept)
2nd Servant: Hot towel? (Zuko does not accept)
1st Servant: Bread?
2nd Servant: A hot meal?
1st Servant: A morning view?
2nd Servant: Peaceful music?
1st Servant: Me?!
2nd Servant: Him?!
Both: ANYTHING?!
3rd Servant: How bout a wittle wubber ducky?
Zuko: (Zuko willingly accepts) Awesome, I've been looking for that!
Book 3, Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams :: Aang Pays Fire Lord Ozai Another Visit
Aang: Your days of tyranny are over, Fire Lord! I'm bringing you down... and this time I brought pants.
Ozai: Aw man...
Aang: I also have this restraining order, so...
Ozai: Huh?
Aang: And, you are now on the updated Registered Sex Offender list...
Ozai: I think you're taking this too-
Aang: Oh, you're also on the Pedophile Watch on FamilyWatchDog . Org...
Book 3, Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Firelord :: Katara and Sokka See Aang Entering the Spirit World
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the Spirit World?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not. You know what, I should ask him before he leaves...
(Sokka interrupts Aang's meditation)
Sokka: Aang!
Aang: (interrupted) What the fu- Oh, it's you, Sokka.
Sokka: How do you go to the bathroom in the Spirit World?
Aang: I don't know. Why don't you ask Mr. Owl?
(Sokka approached Mr. Owl, who is sitting on a branch)
Sokka: Mr. Owl, how does Aang go to the bathroom in the Spirit World?
Mr. Owl: Let's find out... 1, 2, 3... (CRUNCH)
Sokka and Katara: EW!!!!!!!!!!!
Book 3, Chapter 7: The Runaway :: Katara and Toph Engage in a Physical Fight
(Katara and Toph are engaged in a fight)
Aang: Okay! I'm ready for some training!
Toph: Good job, Twinkletoes. Visualize, then attack!
Katara: Maybe you should take your own advice, Toph!
Toph: (bends a cloud of dirt into Katara) What's the matter? Can't handle dirt, Madame Fussy Britches?
Katara: (plunges Toph with a wave) Oh sorry, did I splash you, mud slug?
Aang: (anxiously watching the fight) Holy crap, this is hot...
Toph: (tackles Katara into a puddle of mud) Hungry for mud pie?
Katara: I'll give you a mud pie! (Katara kicks mud onto Toph)
Aang: Mud pit! Whoo!
Book 2, Chapter 9: Bitter Work :: Iroh Teaches Zuko How to Handle Lightning Currents
Iroh: There is energy all around us. The energy is both yin and yang: positive and negative energy. Only a select few firebenders seperate these energies. This creates an imbalance. The energy wants to restore balance and in a moment the positive and negative energy come crashing back together. You provide the release and guidance, creating lightning.
(Iroh shoots lightning into a cliff face)
Zuko: I'm ready to try it!
Iroh: Remember, once you separate the energy, you do not command it. You are simply its humble guide. Breathe first.
(Zuko breathes in and attempts to shoot lightning, but it explodes right in front of his face, propelling down on the ground)
Zuko: What happened?
Iroh: What the hell was that? (looks angrily confused) You SUCK!
Zuko: What?
Iroh: I've never seen anyone SUCK this badly.
Zuko: Huh?
Iroh: You SUCK so much that I wish I could tell your father what a piss-poor job you do at being a firebender. Wait, he probably knows that already!
Zuko: What?
Iroh: Damn, you're as deaf as much as you are clueless.
Zuko: What?
Iroh: I never noticed what a failure of a nephew I had.
Zuko: Huh?
Iroh: (realizes Zuko is temporarily deaf) Oh, oops!
Zuko: Huh?
Iroh: Zuko! Don't worry! It's temporary!
Zuko: Ha! Ha! Just kidding. I heard everything you said. Ha!... Wait...
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A/N: These were the few I had in my mind! I hope I have some time to grill up some more Revisions.