Whoever Hamster & 2Dogs are, I love them.

I FUCKIN UPDATED! -dives from cliff-

YEAH!

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"Mother! Mother! Suki is teasing me again! Mother-"

He stopped in his tracks. he smelled something strange, something he'd never smelled before. It smelled metallic, somehow.

He liked it.

"Mother...?"

He continued, cautiously, into the kitchen.

"Aaaaaahh!!"

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"Oh-ho! Sister dear!" Yasuo grinned and closed the umbrella. Suki looked up, a shocked expression on her pale face.

"Suki? Suki, who is that?" The girl next to her looked like a Valentine's Day reject. She was staring, no doubt, at his cloak. The cloaks were silly anyway; he had no idea why they were forced to wear them all the time.

"What? She hasn't told you? Oh," he paused, a smile spreading over his face, "That's right. She can't." He landed, gracefully, next to the purple-and-red disaster wearing a ninja headband.

"Well, you're... You're in the Akatsuki, right? In-in that case..." She lifted a kunai knife. Suki did the same, shakily.

"Okay, so I take you two out, and that's it? They sent a four-man team after us, three of them girls? Nice..." He said, crossing the clearing.

"W-wait, what's wrong with your eyes?!" Purple girl cried. He chuckled.

"You finally noticed? It's one of my... special jutsu. My jutsu give the user infinite abilities. For exchange of their body's wellbeing for a short time..." A drop of blood rolled down his face from his left eye. "This version of it... Gives me some of the powers of your village's Hyuuga Clan. Of course, it burns something awful." He started giggling uncontrollably. "Nice panties!"

"Ugh!" She jumped back, covering herself. "Why did you call Suki sister?!"

"Because, she is!"

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"I don't want to believe this could have happened. It's just a child, after all!"

"I don't want to either, but what choice do we have? The child is exhibiting signs of Schizophrenia. It could have easily been a black-out; they had no idea what they were doing. No consciousness."

"So we must separate them? Twins? Where will we send the girl?"

"We did a genetics test. They have an uncle in Konoha- as for the boy, he'll live with his father, here."

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"So, taking you out should be a piece of cake!" he licked his lips. "Chocolate cake. Perhaps Kankurou will allow me to have some when we get to your village!"

"Kankurou? Our village?! I-I won't let you! Where is he?! We're trying to bring him ho-" He cut her off with the extending knife in his umbrella. She screamed.

"Nobody likes a talkative little bitch who thinks she's pretty." he turned to Suki. "Am I right, sister? Don't you just hate that? Don't you just want to... Kill someone like that?" She moved backwards, into a defensive position. "Like I said before, a four-man team isn't good enough to stop-"

"Who said it was a four-man team?" A voice from behind him said haughtily. Yasuo whipped around.

He was in the blind spot. Clever. I'm going to have to work hard on this one? Aww, darn it...

"So, where is that traitor? Is he back there? Or perhaps you're a distraction, and he's going on ahead?" The brown-haired boy bit his thumb.

"Uh-oh." Yasuo gulped. A summoning jutsu.

"All right, Rutomi! Let's go!" he performed lightning-fast seals, and thrust his hands to the ground. In a cloud of smoke, something horrible rose from the clearing.

Yasuo screamed. Hisoki laughed. Suki ran into the forest.

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"It's hard to believe that such a delicate child killed their own mother."

"I know. But Yasuo should be safe now. And the Anbu gave their word that Suki wouldn't escape their surveillance."

"I just hope her neck heals up... Poor child. She doesn't even know how much of a struggle her mother put up."

"Yasuo is still hysterical. I will take him to his father's house."

"All right. Hopefully, he'll never have to see her again."