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Sasuke stared at the beaming girl in front of him.

Wait.

Guardian Angel?

Right… This girl must have some mental problems.

"Uh… Girly, are you looking for the way to go to the hospital?"

A vein popped on Sakura's head. This guy was so rude! She forced herself to be polite. After all, angels are known for their sweetness and kindness.

"No, I'm serious Sasuke-sama. I'm your Guardian Angel."

"Uh-huh." Sasuke pushed passed her. "Sure. I don't need a Guardian Angel. Besides, you're way too weak to be one."

Okay. That. Was. It.

Sakura raised her right arm and shouted "Letrix!"

A wand appeared and landed in her outstretched hand. Sakura pointed it at Sasuke and muttered some words under her breath.

What the hell? Sasuke couldn't believe his eyes. I … I can't move!

Sakura put her hands on her hips and glared at Sasuke.

"Now will you listen to me?"

Sasuke snorted.

"Well duh. I have to don't I? I'll probably be stuck here until you let me go." Sasuke smirked at Sakura and continued, "You got to use that brain under your big forehead, girly."

Sakura turned pink. Then red.

"WHAT? First of all, my name is Sakura. SAKURA. Second, I am so not WEAK. Third, did you just insult my forehead?!"

Sasuke looked up innocently at Sakura.

"Oh I'm sorry. Did you get plastic surgery or something?"

Sakura clutched her forehead and looked scandalized.

"Plastic surgery? God no! This is normal. NORMAL."

"Oh. So ALL the angels have BIG, GIGANTIC, and ENORMOUS foreheads? Or is that just you?"

Sakura clenched her hands and balled them into fists.

"Why you… you JERK! I can't believe I'm paired up with YOU."

Sasuke smirked. He loved to tease her and watch her face go red. It looked so cute.

"Ah. I'm flattered, sweetheart. You should be too."

Sakura crossed her arms and looked at him in disbelief.

"Oh? And why's that?"

"'Cause I'm the HOTTEST and best KISSER in the whole universe."

Sakura snorted and looked away in disgust.

She's only known him for TEN minutes and had now decided that he was a jerk.

"Right… Even the Devils in Hell look better than you. And I bet you couldn't even kiss HALF as well as they do."

Sakura crossed her fingers behind her back and prayed he didn't know that she was lying. He was the HOTTEST male she has ever met.

Sasuke raised one eyebrow.

"You kissed a Devil before?"

Sakura opened one eye to look at Sasuke.

"No, but I bet they could kiss better than you."

"Heh. Look who's talking? You've had no kissing experience before so YOU can't judge."

Unaware of what she was doing, Sakura let go of her wand and put her hands on her waist.

Sasuke smirked. He could finally move again.

Sakura blushed and looked away.

"I… I've kissed some males before."

Suddenly, Sasuke was in front of her.

What? When did he… she caught the sight of her wand. Oh!

Her thoughts were blocked when she felt Sasuke's warm breath tickling her cheek.

"Liar," Sasuke whispered in her ear, "I bet this would be your first kiss."

Sakura's mind turned into mush as Sasuke leaned down to kiss her.

Wow. He was right. He IS a good kisser. I'm not going to admit it though.

Sakura opened her eyes to look at Sasuke's smirking face.

"So… Was that a good kiss?"

Sakura blushed and wiped her lips on the back of her hand.

"N-no!"

Sasuke crossed his arms and replied,

"Liar. I bet that was your FIRST kiss."

Sakura scowled and glared at him.

"So what if it was? That still doesn't change the fact that you stole my FIRST kiss!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"C'mon! Admit that you enjoyed it."

"If I do, will you take me to your house?"

Sasuke blinked.

"Why?"

"I have no where to stay and I have to protect you 24/7."

Sasuke sighed.

"Fine."

Hey Uchiha! At least she's hot right?

Sasuke smirked inwardly.

Definitely.

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Naruto stared at the fidgeting and blushing girl in front of him.

"Ummm, Yeah… so N-naruto-sama," Damn! Why was this being so hard?

Hinata blushed and bowed.

"S-so-"

She stopped abruptedly when she felt a warm hand push her into a standing position.

She blushed and looked up at the grinning blond.

"Ne, ne, Hinata-chan, you're welcomed to stay at my place!"

His expression quickly changed into one of thoughtfulness.

"Can you cook, Hinata-chan?"

Hinata blushed and nodded.

Naruto's smile returned.

"Great! Then you can cook for me!"

He grabbed Hinata's hand and blasted off back to his apartment.

Hinata's eyes went into spirally mode as she was pulled through mazes of buildings.

N-naruto-sama is so nice! I hope I can please him!

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Tenten blinked.

"Are you Neji-sama?"

The tall white-eyed male raised his head and nodded.

"Why? Do you need something?"

Tenten scratched her head.

"Uh. Sorta. I need to stay at your place for the time being."

Great Tenten. Perfect. Now he thinks that you're a stalker.

Neji raised an eyebrow.

"Why? Are you a hobo?"

"WHAT? No! I'm your Guardian Angel!"

This time, Neji stood up to look at her fully.

"Yeah… Sorry, I'm not interested in your fairytales, I've got to get back to training."

Tenten's jaw dropped open. This guy didn't believe her!

"I can prove it!"

"How?"

"Throw a kunai at me."

"Why? You're too weak to dodge it. You'd get hurt and start crying."

A vein popped on Tenten's head. This guy was starting to get on her nerves.

"Just do it!"

Neji smirked. This girl got angry VERY easily.

He threw the kunai and aimed it at her throat.

Effortlessly, Tenten flew up in to the air and spread her wings out. She slowly descended and landed in front of Neji.

Tenten smirked as she looked at a shocked Neji.

"See?"

Neji regained his posture and looked at her calmly.

"Can you spar?"

Tenten blinked twice

"Why?"

"I'll let you stay if you can spar with me every day."

Tenten's face slowly broke into a smile.

"You mean…"

"Yup."

"Okay then, let's get started!"

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"Shikamaru-sama… WAKE UP!"

Shikamaru snapped his eyes open and cringed at the loud voice.

"Oh, it's you. Guardian Angel."

Ino growled and flapped her arms around.

"I'm telling the truth!"

Shikamaru yawned and put his arms on the back of his head.

"Sure, Sure. Why don't you whip up a spell to take us back home?"

Ino started to seethe.

"You lazy bum! You just want me to take you home so YOU can take a nap!"

Shikamaru opened one eye.

"Could you do it?"

Muttering some curses and some incoherent words, Ino snapped her fingers twice.

"Hey you, Shikamaru-sama," Ino barked, "Hang on tight."

Shikamaru slowly raised his head and looked at Ino.

"I said for you to transport me to my house, NOT making me hold you."

God, this guy was soooooooo stupid.

Ino took a deep breath to calm herself.

"I asked you to hold on to me so we could FLY to your house. Besides, what's wrong with holding me?"

Shikamaru raised one eyebrow and smirked.

"A lot."

Ino's face turned red.

"WHAT? Is holding me THAT bad? I'll have you know that I have VERY soft skin. VERY. It's not like-"

Shikamaru raised his arms up to defend himself..

"Okay okay! If you'll stop shouting, I'll let you stay at my house."

"- I have COOTIES or anything! Wait. What? You'll let me stay?"

Shikamaru nodded.

"Yay!"

Ino clapped her hands and hugged Shikamaru.

"C'mon! Let's go!"

How troublesome!

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A/C And that ladies and gentlemen, is the second chapter! Suggestions on how you want the next few chapters to be will be appreciated!

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