Disclaimer: Wow. I want to, but ya know, not everybody can have what he or she wants. I'll just keep wishing!
Sorry for the wait!! Read and Enjoy!
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"Gawd! How big is this house? You must be rich!"
Sakura let go of Sasuke's hand and continued to wander around the Uchiha estate.
"Glad you noticed."
Sakura ignored his sarcastic tone and walked into his bedroom.
"Wow! Is this silk?" Sakura rubbed her face against the bedspread.
"I'm guessing that you have never been in a big house?"
Sakura raised her cheek from the silk bedspread and looked at Sasuke in disbelief.
"Are you kidding me? Heaven's MUCH more bigger than this!" Sakura paused for a second, still thinking, "But you're right; it's not as luxury."
Sakura walked around his room and stopped at his window. She looked out of his window and smiled brightly when she saw the rows of ripe tomatoes.
"Ne, ne, I didn't know that you liked to eat tomatoes!"
Sasuke busied himself with checking his cell phone.
Sakura giggled and bent down to touch a string that was attached with a switch.
"Huh? What's this-?"
"NO! DON'T TOUCH TH-!"
"Kyaaaaaaaaa!"
Sasuke dropped his cell phone and jumped on Sakura to force her down. Just in time too, because thousands of kunais and shurikens were hurled towards Sakura.
Finally, when all the commotion subsided, Sasuke raised his head and let go of Sakura.
"Ugggh…" Sakura groaned, rubbing her head, "Why do you have an security switch on your window?"
Sasuke shrugged and hoisted himself up. "You know, so I don't get any stalkers or assassins who would want to kill me."
"Yeah, but why your window?"
"'Cause that's where burglars come in."
Sakura kept on starring.
Sasuke shook his head.
"Never mind."
Sakura focused her gaze on his table stand instead. There, propped up and rather dirty, was a leaf village headband. Next to it were some scrolls.
Sakura cocked her head to a side and continued to stare.
"Never knew you were a ninja."
"Hn."
Sakura once more smiled brightly.
"You must be good then."
Sasuke looked distant.
"Yeah… I suppose you could say that."
Although if I were better, I would've stopped Itachi from killing my family, Sasuke thought to himself bitterly.
GGGRRRRROOOOOOOOWWWLLLLLSakura instantly blushed and clutched her stomach. She never did like it when her body made peculiar noises.
Sasuke looked at her in amusement.
"You hungry?"
Sakura slowly nodded her head and licked her lips.
Sasuke smirked, "You want to eat?"
Sakura shook her head.
"Nah, I'm fine-."
GGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLSakura blushed some more. This one was louder and more obnoxious than the last.
Sasuke's smirk grew wider.
"Let's go eat."
Sakura reluctantly (not really) got up and followed Sasuke. She couldn't bring herself to look at Sasuke so she stared at the floor instead.
"Careful," Sasuke commented mockingly, "your ungracefulness might send you crashing down the stairs."
Sakura's head snapped up. Okay, forget about embarrassment!
"WHAT?!?! Sasuke you jerk!"
"I was joking! JOKING!" Sasuke yelped as Sakura whipped out her wand and sent various objects flying into Sasuke.
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"This is so ANNOYING!"
Ino crossed her arms and stomped her foot on the ground.
Stupid Shika! Blame her for getting frustrated! Okay, sure, she was his Guardian Angel and all that, but that doesn't mean that she has to do all the servant work around here!
"Shika-kun…" Ino whined, "Will you puh-lease help me clean up?"
Shikamaru ignored her and continued to bop to the beat of his music.
Ino dropped her arms and her right eye twitched. How dare he ignore her!!!
She walked up to Shikamaru, tore off the headphones and screamed in his ear.
"SHIKAMARU, YOU LAZY ASS! GET YOUR BUTT UP AND HELP ME CLEAN UP!!"
Shikamaru jumped back and clutched his ear.
"Ow, ow! Okay you loud mouth!"
He got up and slowly walked to the kitchen.
As soon as Shikamaru left from her sight, Ino relaxed. She is going to take a nice, long bath and nothing was going to stop her.
Ino filled the tub with hot water and slowly lowered her body into the relaxing warmth. She massaged her temples and closed her eyes. Finally, finally she was allowed to relax.
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Shikamaru groaned. Stupid woman! There he was, innocently listening to his rap and she just had to make him clean up the kitchen.
Shikamaru grumbled. Great. There was a huge pile of dried up sauce behind the pots and pans. He would need the scrubber in the bathroom to clean this mess up.
Slowly and grudgingly, he made his way to the bathroom.
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Ino hummed a little bit as she sank lower into the warm water. She suddenly opened her eyes.
Oh no! She forgot to get some bath salts! Ino grabbed a towel, got up, and wrapped it around her body.
She yanked the door open and proceeded to run into the kitchen. Unlucky for her, she ran a little too quickly, causing her to slip and fall into somebody.
She and the person both tumbled to the ground.
In the process, this caused a certain something to slip off.
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Shikamaru opened his eyes.
Oww, his head hurt like hell.
He placed his two hands on the side of his body and tried to get up.
Whoa! In a second, the dizziness disappeared and his eyes bulged out.
There was Ino, looking as angelic as always.
Ino stirred and opened her eyes. She looked up and saw Shikamaru starring at her. She sat up and Shikamaru suddenly blushed a bright red color and turned away.
"What?" Ino asked, confused.
"L-look down." Shikamaru instructed in a shaky voice.
Ino obeyed. A second later, she screamed and grabbed her towel.
Without saying anything more, Ino ran into the bathroom and slammed the door shut.
Ino leaned her back against the bathroom wall and took some deep breaths.
On the other side of the bathroom wall, Shikamaru was as shaky as Ino.
Forget about the scrubber! This, Shikamaru decided, was definitely not his day!
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A/C Finally! Yes! I've updated! Hope ya'll weren't disappointed! Tell me what you want to see next and how to make my fic better and I swear I will take it to heart!
Lay-tah:D