ARK Misadventures #2: Buttons-buttons-buttons!
(A.k.a.: "Leaving an eleven year old next to a control panel")
(A/N: Takes place after Mona calls Eggman "Jerkman")
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The ARK Control Panel
As Mona stood at the control panel of the space colony, she became bored and suddenly looked at the flashy buttons.
"Hmm…press or not to press? That's a tough question…" She said with a half smile as she drummed her fingers. "Now let's see…buttons-buttons-buttons…OOH!"
Click!
In a split second, all the lights in the space colony shut off leaving Mona in the pitch blackness with only the light of the six Chaos Emeralds to keep her company.
"Eep! Dark…VERY DARK…CREEPY DARK! BUTTON!"
Click!
Space Colony ARK will now Self-Destruct in five seconds…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! NONONO I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT!" Mona screamed before pressing a whole bunch of buttons.
Self-Destruct Aborted…
"Phew…"
SPLAT!
"What on Mobius was that!" Mona yelped as she was covered in some kind of muck.
Coating user with Peanut Butter complete…
Mona twinged and slapped all the butter out of her hair and clothes before…
CRASH!
CLANG!
(Insert Huge Explosion here…)
Tinkle…!
"Now what?" Mona grimaced as she tried to get some hearing back in her ears.
Destruction of Cafeteria complete…
"Including the Pizza Rolls?" The girl felt her eye twitching.
Pizza Rolls have been destroyed…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-gasps for air-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Through the next couple of hours, Mona had to endure Zombie Lima Beans (don't ask), avoid crashing into walls, pretending that she didn't feel the Bio-Lizard's bad breath as she passed it, trying to shut off a warhead that was 'somehow' activated, and trying to find a light switch…
CLICK!
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
It wouldn't take a genius to figure out that Mona had seemingly wrecked about 75 percent of the Space Colony within an hour.
Let's all hope and pray that she can somehow fix it within the next six minutes…
End!