Ark Misadventures
#3: A Spaceball Parody
Author's Note/Responses: Okay, sorry about the first chapter. Eggman and Rouge were a bit out of character but I'm trying to get back on track with this episode.
Queen of the Sacred Flames: (grins) Glad you liked it! I hope you keep up on your HP stories! Thanks for the review!
girlygamer: Thanks for the review! I'll try to get my character in depth as much as I can.
Peach the Cat: Yes, Mona's a human. If you want to see more info about her, you can read the Dreamscape stories if you want to. Thanks for the review!
Shadow Stalkr: (pauses) Listen, it takes place DURING Sonic Adventure 2. Sorry if they're a bit out of character but this Fanfiction is meant to be slightly insane. And I know people have done this thing before so why wouldn't it be unoriginal! Thanks for the review...
Dragonmaster Kyra: Thanks, I might consider putting one of your characters in. I guess I could give it a shot sooner or later but, it's a good idea. Thank you for the review!
DarkPurpleDragon: Yes...I'm evil... (smirks) I can't help it... Thank you!
LoneGunGirl88: Thanks, I'm glad to hear they're helping you with the exams since I'm stuck in between tests.Thanks!
(Yes that is the first time I ever responded to any reviews. They sound a bit...repetitive but I did my best. Anyway, have fun with the insanity of this next chapter.)
The four dark characters were standing near the cannon's control center. Rouge was a bit confused about if this was going to work, Shadow was focused on getting revenge, Eggman was blabbering about "The Greatest Era of all Time", and Mona was transfixed on her Pokemon Silver cartridge.
"When's he going to stop blabbering?" Mona asked bitterly as her PKMN team tried to weaken one of the legendaries.
"Whenever he wants to I guess…" Rouge commented.
"Maria…"
Mona's head shot up and she looked around accidentally having Raichu give a KO to Lugia.
"THE CRAP!" Bitterly she restarted from the saved point and went at it again. "Stupid voice-in-head…"
Shadow tried not to strike the human girl over the head for the insult as Eggman's hand slammed onto the Big Red Button.
The colony shot that same bluish ray out. But the power from the blast gave the colony enough thrust power to send it flying backwards at a fast rate.
Immediately, all four of the characters went flying back into the wall behind them. Fortunately Shadow had spikes...
…or should I say unfortunately?
Rouge almost got her wing impaled, Mona got a nose bleed from crashing her face into the wall, and Eggman…well he got it right in the painful area.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Rouge succeeded in covering both the eleven year olds eyes before she could see the blasphemous scene in front of them as Shadow aimed a sharp kick that flung the fat guy off.
"The Ark's flying backwards!" Rouge shouted as Mona shoved the bat off.
"Waddia mean it's flying backwards!" Mona shouted back, grabbing her Gameboy Color from its place on the wall.
"…" Shadow simply had his arms folded in front of him with a sour look on his face. "Stupid-stupid-stupid human..."
"I CAN SEE MY BASE FROM HERE!" Eggman shouted stupidly from the pain affirming Shadow's thought.
"SHUT UP!" Both girls shrieked, Mona from losing concentration on her game, and Rouge due to her losing her nerve at the doctor's newly found idiocy.
"Oh please don't let that faker see this…" Shadow mentally groaned, slapping his hand into the middle of his face and backhanding Eggman's stomach out of humiliation causing more pain in the doctor which resulted in a bloodcurdling scream, again resulting in having Mona lose her nerve and throw her Gameboy at his head…
Due to her bad accuracy she nailed Shadow…
"OUCH!"
"Sorry…" Mona whimpered.
Meanwhile on Earth/Mobius, the three other Mobians continued staring at the sky as they watched the space colony flying backwards at a fast rate.
"Is it just me or are Eggman and the others getting more and more stupid?" Sonic asked.
"He must be desperate to beat your "Around the World in FIVE seconds Record"." Tails replied with half-lidded eyes.
"That or…he's gone off the deep end from lack of Anger Management." Amy sighed. "I wonder how they're reacting."
"SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING!" Eggman suddenly yelled once he FINALLY got some sense in his brain.
"We can't stop…" Shadow grumbled from his position on the wall, still trying to rid himself of the headache that Mona had given him earlier. "We have to slow down first…"
"I DON'T CARE! JUST STOP THIS THING! I COMMAND YOU! STOP!" Eggman yelled.
Shadow shrugged and reached for a lever next to him with a sign next to it saying "For Fast Breaks PULL". Rouge grappled Mona and the wall just as the Ark came to a complete halt. Unfortunately this sent Eggman flying into the control panel.
CRASH!
The other three got down safely and walked to the control panel where they got Eggman to his feet.
"Uh…are you okay Lardman?" Mona asked knowing Eggman was too stunned to realize she called him that.
"Yeup…" Eggman nodded stupidly. "Well? Have we stopped?"
"We've stopped." Shadow replied.
"Oh good…why don't we take a five minute break?" Eggman asked.
"Good idea…we'll try to pinpoint the next Chaos Emerald while we're at it." Rouge nodded.
"Goodie…I've got cookies if you want em…" Eggman's voice slurred before he crashed face first onto the ground.
Rouge and Shadow stared at the fat mass laying unconscious on the ground before looking at each other.
"So…who's going to get him to his room?" Shadow asked.
"Don't look at me!" Rouge responded hastily before…
Blooop…
"DARN YOU LUGIA! DARN YOU TO HECK!" Mona shrieked once she saw her Gameboy had run out of batteries.
(End…)
Sorry if this chapter seemed a bit weird... I'm trying to get in better chapters since I finished this about 2 weeks ago.
Sonic: OO; Two weeks!
Eh...yeah... Oh-kay, I'm going to start on the next chapter. I'm not sure when its going to be done but it would be as funny as the previous chapters. And if I don't update the next chapter before the end of the school year: Have a Great Summer!
Shadow: Yeah...oh and one more thing
What-? (KOed by Gameboy)
Shadow: That's for the hair-dye incident!
Sonic: If she's knocked out, who's going to write the next chapter!
Shadow: ... I ... I didn't think about that...
(gets back up) (stunned)Where am I? Who are you? Who am I?
Sonic/Shadow: Uh-oh...
R&R!