A/N Well, here we are again! I must say I'm absolutely stoked by the feed-back, and I'm glad that readers are enjoying it so far. Here's chapter three, I have no idea where it's going, but hopefully it should go alright, with minimal disturbing images (or pandas…. Why, James, WHY????) Anyway, let's get started!

TheBoyWhoLived: Um… hi, professor. How are things?

LemonDropsAllTheWay: Simply lovely, thankyou Harry, and yourself?

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, not too bad, thanks. Professor, could I ask you something?
LemonDropsAllTheWay: Fire away, dear boy! What's life without a little curiosity?

BookWorm101: Professor, I think Harry wants to ask you why you're here.

RedHead65: And Harry couldn't ask that himself? Why must you always assume that we can't do anything right??

BookWorm101: I don't, Ron! You and Harry are both perfectly capable….

RedHead65: Dragon dung.

LemonDropsAllTheWay: Now, now, Mr Weasely, there's no need for such disgusting language. And in answer to your question, Miss Granger, I am here because I am meeting Severus for a chat.

TheBoyWhoLived: What…?? You mean Snape's coming here?!?!

HBP4LE: That is correct, Potter.

Weaselette32: Snape?? What in Merlin's name are YOU doing on msn???

HBP4LE: Professor Dumbledore has already told you. I am meeting him here for a chat. Honestly, does nothing penetrate the thick skulls of Gryffindors?

TheBoyWhoLived: Well, no, really. We lost the skill of taking in information after your first Potions class.

BookWorm101: Oh, I remember that lesson! Now, what was Professor Snape saying? I can teach you how to bewitch the mind, and ensnare the senses. I can teach you how to bottle fame….

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh, right, I forgot. Hermione was the only one who survived your first monologue.

RedHead65: Hang on Hermione, that isn't what Snape said in our first lesson!! That's the speech from the first Harry Potter movie!!!

BookWorm101: Well, I was pretty close! The movie was fairly close to the book!!

RedHead65: Ha! I knew sneaking into Video Ezy was a good idea! I finally proved Hermione wrong!

TheBoyWhoLived: Er, Ron, I think you'd better stop talking. It's just that the last time you gave Hermione a hard time you were attacked by a flock of birds.

Weaselette32: Oh, is that what happened? Ron was going on about "attacked me…stupid birds…Krum…can't complain…" for an entire summer, and I never understood it!!

HBP4LE: This cannot be worth getting a better monthly report. Any more of this, and I might just go insane.

LemonDropsAllTheWay: Now, Severus. Remember what I said about getting into the younger mindset? You may even connect with your students, and that would enhance your teaching abilities!

HBP4LE: The only thing connecting with these students, Albus, is my fist, and perhaps a well-aimed hex!

BookWorm101: How can you hit us, or hex us, over an msn conversation?

HBP4LE: This is getting ridiculous. I refuse to be put through this any longer! Albus, I'll see you at Hogwarts. Miss Granger, I'll see you in the dungeons, on the first day back. Good day.

(HBP4LE has left the conversation)

TheBoyWhoLived: ….

LemonDropsAllTheWay: Well, that was sufficiently awkward. I shall see the three of you on September 1st. Oh, and if you see Minerva, can you tell her to meet me? She'll know where.

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, sure professor.

LemonDropsAllTheWay: I am in your debt. Enjoy your evening!

(LemonDropsAllTheWay has left the conversation)

Weaselette32: So….This is really strange. We're the only ones still here.

TheBoyWhoLived: Yeah, I know. Strange, eh?

BookWorm101: Um, Ron?

RedHead65: Yeah?

BookWorm101: Maybe we should go….

RedHead65: You know, you're right. Mum will kill us if we're late for dinner. Come on, Ginny!

BookWorm101: No, I meant just you and me leave. Let Harry and Ginny be alone.

RedHead65: No, that wouldn't work. Mum likes all of us to be home for dinner. Jeez, for the brainiest witch ever, you are being rather stupid, Hermione.

BookWorm101: But….. Oh, never mind.

Weaselette32: So, what do we do now?

TheBoyWhoLived: Hm… I'm not sure. Writer's Block never bodes well for us, does it?

Hippolina97: Hey, stop complaining! I'll bring back James and his pandas…..

TheBoyWhoLived: NO, PLEASE NO!!! We'll be good, I promise!!

Hippolina97: Good. And besides, I have interesting plans ahead. You just have to be patient. Or not, who can tell?

(Hippolina97 has left the conversation)

RedHead65: Blimey, that girl's odd.

Weaselette32: You know, for once, I'm actually in agreement with you.

TheBoyWhoLived: I wonder what she meant by interesting plans ahead?

MinnieMouse: I'm guessing she meant my arrival, Mr Potter.

TheBoyWhoLived: …..

RedHead65: Note to self: Never annoy fic-writing author.

A/N Yay, I have reached a new level of randomness! Oh, I do have a quick note: For those who hadn't worked out Snape's name (which you should have if you've read Book 7) it's HalfBloodPrince4LilyEvans. I found the shorter way easier to type over and over again. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed chapter 3, and stay tuned for the next one!!! Remember, keep reviewing, I do love to find lovely reviews waiting for me in my email account….

Cheers, hippolina xoxox