A/N Well, well, here we are at chapter 4! Just making it official; I have NEVER written a story with four chapters in it before. My biggest until now was 3 chapters. The sad thing is I can't recall what it was called! Eek. Anyway, for those who have been eagerly awaiting this chapter, I hope it is satisfactory! Now, on with Chapter 4!

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, Professor McGonagall, is that you?

MinnieMouse: Indeed it is, Mr Potter. Does that surprise you?

TheBoyWhoLived: Um, yes actually.

RedHead65: How did you come up with the name MinnieMouse, Professor?

MinnieMouse: Actually, it's an interesting story. Your brothers, those insufferable twins, made a habit of calling me Minnie every time they saw me, and one day Professor Vector was unfortunate enough to hear them. Naturally she thought it was hilarious, and she thought she'd have some fun with it.

BookWorm101: Hang on; are you talking about Professor Vector, the Arithmancy professor? She never seemed the type to play pranks on people because of their name!!

RedHead65: Yet AGAIN, bully for Professor Vector (!)

TheBoyWhoLived: What did she do Professor?

RedHead65: Suck up.

MinnieMouse: She somehow managed to borrow a bright pink permanent marker from Mr Filch…

TheBoyWhoLived: Yeah, that's not at all disturbing that he had one of those…

MinnieMouse: …and wrote "Minnie Mouse… IS A CAT!!!" on the wall of the Transfiguration corridor. The name stuck, and now the entire staff calls me Minnie Mouse!

RedHead65: Ooh, that's what all that was about? We heard about it from Seamus.

BookWorm101: Hang on, why didn't I hear about this?

RedHead65: You were probably in the middle of one of your 'study sessions' in the dungeons with Snape…ouch!

BookWorm101: A little BIRDIE told me that you'll regret saying that, Ronald.

MinnieMouse: What was that? I was not aware that Professor Snape was giving you extra study sessions, Miss Granger!

TheBoyWhoLived: He wasn't professor…. Ron, shut up!!!

BookWorm101: Oh, professor, I almost forgot! Professor Dumbledore asked us to tell you to meet him. He said you'd know where.

MinnieMouse: Yes, I do know. Thankyou, Miss Granger. Did he mention what I should wea… oh, never mind. It has been a pleasure to talk to you three, and I'll see you on September 1st.

TheBoyWhoLived: Er… same here, professor.

(MinnieMouse has left the conversation)

TheBoyWhoLived: Hang on, has anyone heard from Ginny? She hasn't spoken in ages!!

RedHead65: Really thin ice, Potter…

TheBoyWhoLived: Honestly…Hermione, have you heard from her?

BookWorm101: Actually no, now that you mention it! I wonder where she's gone.

RedHead65: I'm on my way home in a minute; the Internet Café's closing, so I'll check where she is when I arrive. Back in minute…

(RedHead65 has changed his/her profile to Be Right Back)

BookWorm101: Hehe His/Her… that sounds about right! (A/N I refuse to let Hermione Granger use 'lol'.)

TheBoyWhoLived: Lay off, Hermione… If Molly has her way, he's hair will be less than an inch high by the time we get back to Hogwarts!

BookWorm101: You do have a point there…

TheBoyWhoLived: So, Hermione. You're not really having a secret affair with Snape, are you??

BookWorm101: Of course not! You and Ron spend WAY too much time together…

TheBoyWhoLived: Thank God for that.

BookWorm101: Malfoy, on the other hand…

TheBoyWhoLived: WHAT?!?!?!

RedHead65: I'm back.

TheBoyWhoLived: That was quick! How'd you get back to the Burrow in about 25 seconds??

RedHead65: I have my sources.

BookWorm101: Anyway, did you find out where Ginny is, Ron?

RedHead65: No, I didn't. According to Mum, she left home about 3 hours ago, and never arrived home again.

TheBoyWhoLived: That is a definite cause for concern; I hope she's alright…

RedHead65: Hang on, she's home. What the….?? Give me a minute.

(RedHead65 has changed his/her profile to Be Right Back)

TheBoyWhoLived: This does not sound good.

RedHead65: Back.

BookWorm101: Where was Ginny? Is she okay?
RedHead65: Her clothes are rumpled, her cheeks are flushed, and she has red marks all over her neck. I think she's fine. You on the other hand, Potter….

TheBoyWhoLived: How could I be responsible??? I'm at the Dursleys!!!

RedHead65: Oh, yeah. Sorry.

BookWorm101: Let's change the subject, shall we?

TheBoyWhoLived: To what?

BookWorm101: Oh, I don't know… how about exam results? I'm really excited about mine, although I was a bit worried about my Ancient Runes…..

RedHead65: I hate you, hippolina97.

A/N Again, not my favourite chapter, but hopefully it's worth a laugh or two. In my opinion, there is no better feeling than people telling you your writing made them laugh, especially when you're not all that funny in real life. In that vein, PLEASE keep reviewing!! Remember, the more reviews I get, the faster my fingers type…..