A/N Hey everyone, just a quick note before we begin. I am LOVING all the feed-back; I have never written a fic that people have liked this much before! Just one little request though. When people review, could you please give more helpful advice than just "lol. Update soon"? I am going to update as soon as I can, but I read these reviews in search of advice, so I'd really appreciate it if people could honestly tell me what they think, rather than just telling me to update. Thanks guys, now on with the story!!! xXx

TheBoyWhoLived: So what is the deal with Ginny anyway? Is she coming back? She didn't even leave the conversation!

BookWorm101: Hang on; I thought we were over that topic? We were talking a about exam results!
RedHead65: We were, but the oh-so-kind author has allowed us to move on in conversation, so that we don't have to talk about that anymore.

TheBoyWhoLived: Hello??? I asked you a question!!!

RedHead65: What did I say, Potter….

TheBoyWhoLived: I AM allowed to ask a question, Ron!

RedHead65: Not when it's about my sister, you're not.

TheBoyWhoLived: What….Hermione, a little help here??

BookWorm101: He is allowed to ask a question, Ronald.

RedHead65: Standing up for him, are you??? Well, I see….

BookWorm101: For heavens sake….

TheBoyWhoLived: Is anyone going to answer me? Is Gin coming back or what?

RedHead65: I think so, she's being yelled at by mum and dad at the moment. I'd love to join them, but I don't think I could handle Hermione's eye-rolling.

BookWorm101: How well you know me…

Weaselette32: Okay, that was interesting. What are we talking about?

RedHead65: Oh, I don't know… maybe how I'm going to KILL you for sneaking out with another one of your little boyfriends!!!

Weaselette32: Little?! I seem to remember that the last one was 6 ft 4, Ron, and that when you tried to take him on, he beat you to a pulp!

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh, really? Thankyou for that information, Ginny…

RedHead65: Er, um… so, Hermione, how did you say those Ancient Runes were coming along?

BookWorm101: Oh no, you're not getting away that easy! Oh dear, that must have been embarrassing….

QuickQuote: What was embarrassing? Was it an affair?? I knew I'd get back into journalism before long!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: God, no. Please, anyone but her!!!

RedHead65: You shall regret this, hippolina…

QuickQuote: Harry Potter!!!! I knew it!!! Could I possibly ask you a few questions?

TheBoyWhoLived: Of course, Rita, but I do have something to ask you first.

QuickQuote: Of course, Harry…. (giggle)

TheBoyWhoLived: (gags)

RedHead65: Everything's set, Harry, except for the cucumbers. I don't think we should keep them.

TheBoyWhoLived: No, we have to. We need some vegetables in there…

BookWorm101: Anyway, what were you going to ask Skeeter, Harry?

TheBoyWhoLived: Of course, thankyou Hermione. Rita, from the moment you shoved me into a broom closet and asked me probing questions about my life so that you could turn all my friends against me, I knew. I know it sounds crazy, but I just have to ask you, or I'll regret it for the rest of my life.

QuickQuote: Yes, Harry?

TheBoyWhoLived: Will you…

BookWorm101: (gasps)

TheBoyWhoLived: …awfully mind leaving us alone? It's just that we hate you, is all.

BookWorm101: Ouch.

RedHead65: Ready? FIRE!!!!!
(House-Elf's start throwing random foods at QuickQuote, while Dobby hits her repeatedly with a cucumber)

QuickQuote: No….. !!!How on earth did you manage that over the internet???
TheBoyWhoLived: It's a fanfiction, it's not supposed to make any sense!!!

BookWorm101: Bye, Rita…

QuickQuote: I shall leave with one last headline: Beautiful Journalist Abused By School Children!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: And I'll leave you with one more: Do You Honestly Think We Care???

(QuickQuote has left the conversation)

Weaselette32: Okay, that was THE weirdest conversation I've ever participated in in my entire life.

TheBoyWhoLived: Really? I've been in worse.

RedHead65: Oh yeah, like when?

TheBoyWhoLived: Well, the one with my dad about those pandas, that was definitely up there…

RedHead65: (shudder) don't remind me…

TheBoyWhoLived: But the one we had with Dumbledore last year about the polka-dot boxer shorts has to take the cake!

Weaselette32: What?!?!?

TheBoyWhoLived: Oh, I didn't tell you about that one. Never mind…

YouKnowWho: Ah, yes, he told me that story. Scarred me for life…

Weaselette32: Voldemort!!! You're back!!!

YouKnowWho: Yes, and this time… I have broadband!!! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!

TheBoyWhoLived: NO……..!!!!

A/N Yay! Voldy's back, due to popular demand! Plus, I needed a guaranteed funny character to bring back. I was running out of ideas. If you have a character that you really want included in The Most Disturbing Msn Conversation Ever, please let me know. Otherwise, please review!!! I have cookies… Actually, I don't, but my friend Nick does. He makes the world's best cookies…

Cheers, hippolina xoxo